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DFU SONG: Norman (Norman Mailer, you suck) 9-6-02
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 9-2002
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 09/06/2002 6:45:42 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - NORMAN
He hates this nation, there is little doubt
Just watch him pout
he's burned out
I see his face and then I think of trout
That's Norman Mailer
Yes, he is a guy who's had six wives
They must have all had such hellish lives
There remains a question about Adele
Why did he stab her, oh, do tell
Norman, why are you unpatriotic
Norman, you are truly idiotic
Norman, Norman, you suck
He's getting thirsty and he needs some booze
It's rum he'll choose
then he'll snooze
He has his fill and throws up on his shoes
That's Norman Mailer
Yes, he is a guy who's had six wives
They must have all had such hellish lives
There remains a question about Adele
Why did he stab her, oh, do tell
Norman, why are you unpatriotic
Norman, you are truly idiotic
Norman, Norman, you suck
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: americahater; boozer; drunk; fool; leftwingnut; normanmailer; scum; stabbedadele; vomit
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To: Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth
Ping, ping, ping. Per demnomo request.
To: doug from upland
You are totally amazing. Until now, I never knew that Norman stabbed his wife. What the heck was that all about and why didn't the guy end up in jail? No wonder he's a liberal who hates feminists. One or two feminazis must have called him out on it. (Must have happened long before the OJ and BJ periods, of course.) Weird.
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:00:02 PM PDT
by
demnomo
To: demnomo
Norman Mailer was/is a totally odious human being. You don't have to be a "feminazi" to hate him. Actually, the feminazis all love him. After all, if you're a left-wing god who gets a murderer out of prison so he can kill somebody else, why, heck, you're beyond criticism.
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:05:37 PM PDT
by
livius
To: demnomo
Our friend norm did call abortion a type of murder, but then he added, "If there is any kind of murder that we should allow, it is abortion." -- Public tv interview, a number of years ago.
To: doug from upland
With wine in hand, I needed a good laugh...THANKS!
To: doug from upland
Norman's life and views are the embodiment of the DNC platform.
To: demnomo
She didn't press charges. Here is the info in his bio ---
BIO OF AMERICAN HATING SOB (my title)
In 1961 he wrote to Castro and told him "You are giving us hope."
To: doug from upland
You are WAY too funny!
To: All
To: doug from upland
You might want to add a chorus on how Norm led the crusade to spring a convicted felon from jail and once free, this same convict stabbed and killed a patron at the restaurant where he was a waiter. Maybe Norm felt a kindered spirit toward a man who wields a knife so handily. Was he at OJ's trial?
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:25:53 PM PDT
by
chellis
To: chellis
I wasn't aware of that story. Can you please find a link and add it to this thread? Thanks.
To: doug from upland
Is Norman Mailer a Pinko Anti-American?
Quotes by Norman Mailer Comments by IncPen
"This notion of the women's movement that women are good and men are evil is about as useful as Hitlerism or Communism or Political Correctness or any kind of ideology that is limiting or constricting." huh?
"I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered." Paging Dr. Elders
"We didn't win the Cold War, we were just a big bank that bankrupted a smaller bank because we had an arms race that wiped the Russians out." Brilliant, wasn't it Normy?
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TESTIMONY OF NORMAN MAILER AT THE CHICAGO 7 TRIAL
MR. KUNSTLER: Could you state if Rubin didn't use the word "intimidate" as you have answered Mr. Schultz (the Prosecutor), what word he did use? What was his language?
THE WITNESS: It would be impossible for me to begin to remember whether Mr.Rubin used the word "intimidate" or not. I suspect that he probably did not use it because it is not his habitual style of speech. He would speak more of diverting, demoralizing the establishment, freaking them out, bending their mind, driving them out of their bird.
I use the word "intimidate" because possibly since I am a bully by nature, I tend to think in terms of intimidation, but I don't think Mr. Rubin does. He thinks in terms of cataclysm, of having people reveal their own guilt, their own evil. --- end excerpt ---
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:32:42 PM PDT
by
IncPen
To: doug from upland
I wasn't aware of that story. Can you please find a link and add it to this thread? Thanks. It's also straight from Coulter's book, Slander.
Don't have it with me right now or I'd quote the page.
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:40:14 PM PDT
by
evad
To: doug from upland
Got the book and it's on pages 28 & 29.
"Mailer and his fancy friends hailed the murderer Jack Henry Abbott as.....Mailer helped Abbott get out of prison...Two weeks after the beautiful people toasted the murderer...Abbott killed again"
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:47:08 PM PDT
by
evad
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/06/2002 7:47:59 PM PDT
by
chellis
To: chellis; evad
Thanks for the info. How disgusting.
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/06/2002 9:08:30 PM PDT
by
lara
To: doug from upland
Here's another wacky Norman!
An 'action figure' of Norman Bates dressed as his mother!
To: doug from upland
Hi Doug. Thanks for the song and the link to the story. Missed this one. What an absolute arrogant jerk!
BTW, we're heading off to the broadway touring co. production of Les Miserables this afternoon. My third time but can't get enough of it. Will be thinking of all of our fine freeper patriots (and your freeper anthem) when they do "Do You Hear the People Sing"....I already have chills!
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posted on
09/07/2002 7:29:23 AM PDT
by
dutchess
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