[SpinyNorman]

Where is a good Templar when you need one (or a thousand)?

[Brian Allen]

<< Where is a good Templar when you need one? [Or a thousand] >>

All around you.

Ask one.

[Cleburne]

I'll decline. Being burned at the stake by my own folks isn't my idea of a fun time. And I refuse to kiss any grungy old monk on the navel. Of course, chasing dashing Muslims across the Holy Land sounds exciting, but with my luck I'd be stuck in some monastery gazing at black cats suspended from the ceiling.