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e-mail ^ | 9/24/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 09/24/2002 7:55:52 PM PDT by moneyrunner

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To: xsmommy
see #35. LOL
61 posted on 09/26/2002 4:50:35 AM PDT by hobbes1
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To: moneyrunner
Ancient but still funny.
62 posted on 09/26/2002 5:03:37 AM PDT by primeval patriot
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; Billthedrill
Suddenly the ultimating transformer signal went off. "ZOUNDS!" said MasterGeek as he activated the residual diffuser. "The Poynting indicator is logarithmic!" The Poynting indicator was logarithmic. This could only mean one thing-- an ultraballistic magnetically shielded epsilon device was implanted in his Anu'udrian associate. "Sorry babe, it's you or mankind," said MasterGeek as he shackled the tri-tongued beauty in the cryofibrillic deammoniator. Suddenly her head exploded and a slime-covered seven-foot arthropidean leaped out from her body at MasterGeek. "Curses! A symbiote!" He wielded his multichannel deneuralizer...
63 posted on 09/26/2002 6:46:26 AM PDT by maxwell
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To: Sam Cree; Bear_in_RoseBear; JenB
writing ping.
64 posted on 09/26/2002 6:50:33 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Billthedrill
Lousy story. We never did find out what happened to the Anu'udrian mother ship...

Poorly armed Americans, foaming at the mouth to avenge their slaughtered fellow citizens (even the stupid ones), managed to repulse the Anu'udrians while taking enormous casualties.

10 years later, a 138 mile diameter nickel-iron asteroid finished a braking manuver, falling into the gravity well of the Anu'udrian binary system with 38 Vengence class star carriers, 70 Punishment class star battleships and innumerable support vessels.
Over a period of 8 years the force conducted a moon hopping campaign which isolated the outer worlds and ended with the Siege of the Anu'udrian homeworld.
After fierce resistance, with Anu'udrian lower caste sacrifice warriors even resisting with centuries old kinetic energy weapons, the Anu'udrian prime egg bearer submitted the race when the 3rd moon, Bithrip, was destroyed with its 3.5 billion inhabitants by the newly developed quantum interference bomb.

After an occupation of 15 years, along with a massive rebuilding campaign, the Anu'udrian race is a staunch ally of ours against the machine beings of the Tatheel 5 system.
One of the byproducts of the rebuilding was that Anu'udrian businesses have, for the most part, lower costs and higher productivity due to the more modern nature of their nanofabricators, and THAT, children, is why we're flooded with all these cheap Anu'udrian Ba'a'nith players...

65 posted on 09/26/2002 7:15:02 AM PDT by Axenolith
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To: KineticKitty
Ahhhh yes it would make the New York Times best seller list. "3 Julies" what a great title.
66 posted on 09/26/2002 9:12:00 AM PDT by MsCynic
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To: All
Hilarious thread.
67 posted on 09/27/2002 9:17:56 AM PDT by Auntie Mame
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To: Auntie Mame
My gosh heavy metal and easy rider combine with a little cosmopolitian, thrown in for good measure.

You people are sick, he said as he slowly picked himself up floor.

OTFLMAO.

68 posted on 09/27/2002 9:31:44 AM PDT by dts32041
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To: moneyrunner
This post just got pulled on another thread for "vulgar language". Since this is a duplicate thread I wanted to argue the case here for why posts like this should not be pulled, before this one is.

I generally agree with the "no profanity" policy, and yes, I recognize that it's not my machines and FR can do whatever it wants.

But in this case, I think the policy is misapplied. The purpose of having this policy, it's always been my impression (and correct me if I'm wrong) is to keep the discussion here civil and away from personal attacks.

In this case, the profanity in question (which was *ster*sk*ed out in the other thread) is a part of the story, and really doesn't take an any more of an offensive tone, I think, than the story itself. Considering that the two threads combined had about 80 replies between them, and no one seemed to be complaining, this ruling doesn't seem to have served us well. Personally, I think this is one of the funniest posts I've ever seen here.

Again, it's not my servers, so the moderators can do what they want. But I'm one of the people a bit concerned with the frequency of thread-pulling lately (I've seen some other ones that I thought were quite questionable), so I wanted to make the case here for one that was but I don't think should have been.

69 posted on 09/27/2002 11:17:00 AM PDT by pupdog
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To: pupdog
I feel your pain, pupdog, I really do. It's quite discouraging.
70 posted on 09/27/2002 4:59:58 PM PDT by Auntie Mame
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To: pupdog
Life isn't fair. This was a great thread, though.
71 posted on 09/28/2002 6:28:03 AM PDT by moneyrunner
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