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Caption the Gores (aka Mr. and Mrs. Irrelevant)
October 21, 2002

Posted on 10/21/2002 11:43:05 AM PDT by Paul Atreides

Al Gore (news - web sites) and his wife, Tipper, speak at the opening of the 11th annual 'Family Re-Union' in Nashvile, Tenn., Monday, Oct. 21, 2002. The conference is holding several discussions based on families and youth. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: albertgorejunior; algore; algoreisnotmyprez; algorejunior; atlanticgiant; bloatedpumpkin; burpeehybrid; goredom; moreteaplease; mrsnippy; mrtippergore; needsajob; orangeblob
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Well, I see the Bore managed to get his wedding ring back on, and his wife pregnant, all in time for speaking about the family.
1 posted on 10/21/2002 11:43:05 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Kiss her Al..., Kiss her!
2 posted on 10/21/2002 11:45:31 AM PDT by Aeronaut
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Tipper< That's right Al... keep practicing that whacking motion... your fist is the only action your lard @ss is going to see.
3 posted on 10/21/2002 11:45:53 AM PDT by 1bigdictator
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To: Paul Atreides
Amazing how Tipper can make ol' Wooden Head speak without moving her lips.
4 posted on 10/21/2002 11:46:26 AM PDT by My2Cents
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To: Paul Atreides
Is it just me, or has she put on about 40 lbs. within the last year?
5 posted on 10/21/2002 11:46:44 AM PDT by brewcrew
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To: Paul Atreides
Yes, I was at the airport and this mean "Freeper" stared me down!( see previous post by a Freeper)
6 posted on 10/21/2002 11:46:46 AM PDT by Mark
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To: Paul Atreides
Lissen to me i tellya! I'm da greatest! I coulda been a contender... I coulda been somebody...
7 posted on 10/21/2002 11:46:49 AM PDT by camle
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To: Paul Atreides
Pumpkin is the color
Of my true love's smock.
8 posted on 10/21/2002 11:48:48 AM PDT by vikingchick
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To: Paul Atreides
Al: "And I will continue to fight for the powerful against the people and...uhhh, that didn't come out right..."

Tipper: "Ahhhh...Valium is a beautiful thing...."

9 posted on 10/21/2002 11:48:56 AM PDT by RichInOC
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To: Paul Atreides
"aka. Mr. and Mrs. Irrelevant"

LOL...

10 posted on 10/21/2002 11:49:11 AM PDT by sit-rep
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Tipper" omg I can't believe I have to spend another day with this loser,somebody fetch me a happy pill'
11 posted on 10/21/2002 11:49:53 AM PDT by linn37
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To: brewcrew
She looks like an orange fat oompa loompa. (Willy Wonka)
12 posted on 10/21/2002 11:50:33 AM PDT by 1bigdictator
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To: vikingchick
Is that one of Hillary's lard-butt First Lady pre-Mao suit hand-me-downs?
13 posted on 10/21/2002 11:51:35 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
I did not (and I'll say this again), I did NOT have sex with that woman.
<img src="http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20021021/capt.1035221512.gore_family_re_union_tnmh102.jpg"
14 posted on 10/21/2002 11:51:45 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne
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15 posted on 10/21/2002 11:52:13 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Paul Atreides

Tipper had to rush away from her day job, and didn't have time to change before attending Al's speech.

16 posted on 10/21/2002 11:52:19 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Paul Atreides
I did not (and I'll say this again), I did NOT have sex with that woman.

17 posted on 10/21/2002 11:52:35 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne
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To: Paul Atreides
What the hell do these people eat?
18 posted on 10/21/2002 11:52:41 AM PDT by paul51
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To: Aeronaut
Al, demonstrating how one properly holds a cigar, Clinton-fashion.
19 posted on 10/21/2002 11:53:22 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: paul51
They eat lard, what else.
20 posted on 10/21/2002 11:53:28 AM PDT by Slyfox
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What the hell do these people eat?

The truth.

21 posted on 10/21/2002 11:53:48 AM PDT by IncPen
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To: All
The Great Pumpkin and The Great Bumpkin....
22 posted on 10/21/2002 11:54:00 AM PDT by Solamente
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To: paul51
Most of the time, crow.
23 posted on 10/21/2002 11:54:26 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Solamente
ROFL! You win.
24 posted on 10/21/2002 11:54:37 AM PDT by vikingchick
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To: paul51
What the hell do these people eat?

Never mind. Answered in #15

25 posted on 10/21/2002 11:54:49 AM PDT by paul51
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To: Slyfox
BTTT... we have a winner.
26 posted on 10/21/2002 11:55:26 AM PDT by 1bigdictator
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To: Paul Atreides
Al Gore demonstrates the rock-paper-scissors technique that he would use to make decisions if he were President.
27 posted on 10/21/2002 11:56:02 AM PDT by SubSailor
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To: r9etb

Past October:

28 posted on 10/21/2002 11:56:38 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: Paul Atreides
Tipper looks like a big pumpkin.
29 posted on 10/21/2002 11:57:06 AM PDT by GailA
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Albert really looks like he should have that windup key coming out of his back....
30 posted on 10/21/2002 11:58:21 AM PDT by ErnBatavia
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Algore:"One more kick in the shin, and it's TO THE MOON, TIPPER!!"
31 posted on 10/21/2002 12:00:26 PM PDT by RightResponse
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To: ErnBatavia
To go with the bug up his butt.
32 posted on 10/21/2002 12:00:29 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: camle
Lissen to me i tellya! I'm da greatest! I coulda been a contender... I coulda been somebody...

I was da next President of the United States!

33 posted on 10/21/2002 12:02:02 PM PDT by TC Rider
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To: Solamente
You win! I was thinking of The Great Pumpkin, but hadn't thought of a good name for old Al. Yours is perfect!
34 posted on 10/21/2002 12:03:59 PM PDT by TX Bluebonnet
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To: vikingchick
Pumpkin is the SHAPE
Of my true love's smock
35 posted on 10/21/2002 12:05:30 PM PDT by RippinGood
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To: TC Rider
Al Gore prepares to slip his yak-sized wife the tongue before an audience of confused leftists.
36 posted on 10/21/2002 12:06:00 PM PDT by Callahan
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To: TX Bluebonnet
"guess how many chads I have in my hand?"
37 posted on 10/21/2002 12:06:07 PM PDT by MatthewViti
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To: ErnBatavia
Albert really looks like he should have that windup key coming out of his back....


38 posted on 10/21/2002 12:09:25 PM PDT by Aeronaut
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"What the hell do these people eat? "

I don't know but tipper looks a little top heavy. She is going to tip over if she isn't careful.

39 posted on 10/21/2002 12:11:13 PM PDT by Crispy
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To: RippinGood
ha ha ha ha! Al and Tipper Gourd?
40 posted on 10/21/2002 12:11:54 PM PDT by vikingchick
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...Al demonstrates his new invention: "The Mesmorizing Lolipop".
41 posted on 10/21/2002 12:13:37 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Aeronaut
ROTFL!
42 posted on 10/21/2002 12:16:55 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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To: Solamente
A winner!
43 posted on 10/21/2002 12:18:42 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: Jimer
Al Gore, an all-life sucker.
44 posted on 10/21/2002 12:26:48 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Jimer
Al, Al, Al, Al, Al, Al,.....


45 posted on 10/21/2002 12:41:04 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: All
Let me try for second place as well!

Algore: "Because of President Bush's handling of the economy, Tipper has had to budget on shopping for new outfits and wear my old nehru jacket!" THAT IS WRONG!!!"
46 posted on 10/21/2002 12:43:52 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: Aeronaut
Kiss her Al..., Kiss her!

...If you don't, I will.

Did I just let out my secret crush on Tipper? ;)

47 posted on 10/21/2002 12:45:38 PM PDT by TankerKC
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Tipper: "Oh, God, I hope he doesn't turn around and kiss me like at the convention. Yuk."
48 posted on 10/21/2002 12:48:33 PM PDT by Liz
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Well, I see the Bore managed to get his wedding ring back on, and his wife pregnant, all in time for speaking about the family. - Classic
49 posted on 10/21/2002 12:48:46 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001
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OHHHHH, PLEASE! No more face biting from these two roly poly tweedle dumb and tweedle dee unappealing political losers who refuse to go away!

That was truly a gagamaggot moment. Not again, no more. La Reno Kissing the real president defied comprehension. I wonder if they thought if it worked for sweaty Al and his gal it would work for them. UUUgggghhhh!
50 posted on 10/21/2002 12:50:42 PM PDT by wingnuts'nbolts
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