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Caption the Gores (aka Mr. and Mrs. Irrelevant)
October 21, 2002

Posted on 10/21/2002 11:43:05 AM PDT by Paul Atreides

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To: Paul Atreides
Tipper looks like she's ready for Halloween - she's going as the Great Pumpkin!
51 posted on 10/21/2002 12:51:16 PM PDT by mombonn
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To: Paul Atreides
"..and I also invented 'fisting'".
52 posted on 10/21/2002 12:52:43 PM PDT by freedomson
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To: Paul Atreides
Tipper looks pregnant.

Al looks stupid.
53 posted on 10/21/2002 12:53:33 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Paul Atreides
Memo to mom - READ replies before posting redundant comment!
54 posted on 10/21/2002 12:53:47 PM PDT by mombonn
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To: Slyfox
LoL (Lots o Lard)
55 posted on 10/21/2002 12:56:19 PM PDT by stanz
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To: Paul Atreides
Now, now, we're not supposed to laugh at The Goron anymore. If we do, that would make us conservative hatemongers (ROTFLOL).

I was soundly chastised by Mason123 for posting my funny (true) story about The Goron being on the same plane with me and hubby last Saturday.

BTW, The Goron was NOT wearing his wedding ring during the flight either, and I can understand why--he's packed on at least 25 to 30 lbs since the 2000 election.

56 posted on 10/21/2002 12:56:47 PM PDT by RooRoobird14
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To: Paul Atreides

Ve Vill Bury You!

57 posted on 10/21/2002 12:58:36 PM PDT by weegee
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To: RooRoobird14
I was soundly chastised by Mason123

I missed this. Let's hear the details, or a link to the incident.

58 posted on 10/21/2002 1:01:08 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides; Cagey
"Newman"
59 posted on 10/21/2002 1:02:11 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Paul Atreides
Fat A-- and Fat Head.
60 posted on 10/21/2002 1:04:14 PM PDT by pankot
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Sally Struthers and the Meathead in a dinner theater production of "All In The Family"?
61 posted on 10/21/2002 1:06:43 PM PDT by weegee
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To: vikingchick
Pumpkin is the color Of my true love's smock.

I think that's a pumpkin TENT!

62 posted on 10/21/2002 1:07:17 PM PDT by WIladyconservative
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To: MotleyGirl70
Doesn't Tipper look happy?
63 posted on 10/21/2002 1:07:31 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Vanity (But True!!!): I was on Southwest Flight 160 with Al Gore!!!! ROTFLOL ALERT!!!!

The challenge came from a woman who's a newbie. Looking over her posting history, she seems to be trolling for arguments.

64 posted on 10/21/2002 1:08:36 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Mark; RooRoobird14
Yes, I was at the airport and this mean "Freeper" stared me down!( see previous post by a Freeper)

You mean this one

I was on Southwest Flight with Al Gore

65 posted on 10/21/2002 1:09:21 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: freedomson
Ouch! Second place!
66 posted on 10/21/2002 1:09:53 PM PDT by Solamente
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To: weegee
Does al's nose seem to becoming like his mentor's. Seems pretty red today, or maybe he moved the rosy cheek makeup to the nose.

Boy, tipper looks p.o.'d! Like that hateful picture where she was screaming at the press a couple of weeks ago. Whew! Not a very nice lady these days.

TC

67 posted on 10/21/2002 1:10:19 PM PDT by I_be_tc
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To: weegee
:) You beat me to it by a minute.
68 posted on 10/21/2002 1:10:30 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Paul Atreides
It's a new fashion line called Tipperware, and almost as sexy as my fist...
69 posted on 10/21/2002 1:14:21 PM PDT by detch
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To: Paul Atreides
Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, speak during a panel discussion at the 11th annual
Mon Oct 21, 1:31 PM ET
Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, left, moderate a panel discussion at the 11th annual
Mon Oct 21, 1:29 PM ET

 

70 posted on 10/21/2002 1:15:02 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: I_be_tc
I think that Bubba's problem is frostbite caused by too much "white snow".
71 posted on 10/21/2002 1:19:16 PM PDT by weegee
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72 posted on 10/21/2002 1:21:07 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Paul Atreides
You know...Tipper used to be kinda cute...
73 posted on 10/21/2002 1:22:06 PM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus
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To: weegee
Algore Junior: "Darn! I forget my pitchfork!"
74 posted on 10/21/2002 1:22:08 PM PDT by weegee
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To: weegee
I read the troll's commentary. What a buffoon! So typical of the politics of personal destruction crowd.
75 posted on 10/21/2002 1:22:23 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Is he coughing up a furball?

And, Tipper, clueless as usual.

76 posted on 10/21/2002 1:24:19 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Well if I had to live with Al since the election: I would gain 40 pounds eating Valium too.
77 posted on 10/21/2002 1:24:55 PM PDT by Diana Rose
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To: weegee
Green Acres, we are there!
78 posted on 10/21/2002 1:25:00 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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You guys are all so mean!!!

Thanks for the laughs!

79 posted on 10/21/2002 1:25:21 PM PDT by It's me
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Girl in white top: "I knew that Rolling Stone cover was bogus."

80 posted on 10/21/2002 1:26:50 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Goober: "So,Ah grabbed that North Vietnames General bah the his Dingling Norwood,jist laik this,the same way ah woulda grabbed that bin-feller if the lection hand't been stolen from me"

Tipsy: "If Ah kin jist keep clenchin' mah fists till this big dweeb is done,ah won't fly apart,and ah kin git back to mah bottle of downs!"

81 posted on 10/21/2002 1:43:24 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: Paul Atreides

Algore: Are you gonna eat those fries?

82 posted on 10/21/2002 1:45:21 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Paul Atreides

This is the most emotion I've seen in Algore's face ever. I can't understand what the emotion is though. Bubba Clinton was the better actor in that White House.

And Tipper's expression is just creeping me out.

83 posted on 10/21/2002 1:49:23 PM PDT by weegee
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84 posted on 10/21/2002 1:51:40 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I'm the guy who invented family reunions!

85 posted on 10/21/2002 1:59:50 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Paul Atreides
Tipper and Al: "Paper, Rock,Sizzers."

Tipper: "You lose again Al!."

(I wonder when the baby is due?)

86 posted on 10/21/2002 2:08:51 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: weegee
This is the most emotion I've seen in Algore's face ever. I can't understand what the emotion is though.

Gas.

And Tipper's expression is just creeping me out.

She's probably been backstage taking a few hits from a vodka bottle,along with a small handful of Valiums.

87 posted on 10/21/2002 2:14:45 PM PDT by sneakypete
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To: Paul Atreides

"Al Gore Family values? Why that's easy. Just keep her bare foot and preggers. Right Tipper?"

Tippsy," HUH?"

88 posted on 10/21/2002 2:17:05 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: Paul Atreides
He looks like he's about to hit her with a left hook!
89 posted on 10/21/2002 2:23:01 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Teacup
Just keep her bare foot and preggers.

And, from the look of things, they BOTH stay in the kitchen!

90 posted on 10/21/2002 3:12:33 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
Happy Hollow Weenies ...
91 posted on 10/21/2002 4:06:27 PM PDT by mikrofon
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To: Paul Atreides
oink
92 posted on 10/21/2002 4:46:02 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Paul Atreides
The Gores will never see the White House again. The simple truth is that neither of them have the killer instinct needed for a Democrat to make it to the Presidency. Both Clintons had it in spades and none more than Hitlery. Gore tried for a month in November 2000 to slime in but chief SlimeMeisters Bill and Hill refused to help him. Which only makes sense because they already had what the Gores wanted. A Gore Presidency would probably be a repeat of the Carter years.
93 posted on 10/21/2002 7:53:03 PM PDT by BradyLS
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To: Paul Atreides
gotta love those nehru jackets
94 posted on 10/21/2002 8:13:08 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: BradyLS
Make 2 wishes:

It's a pair of falling stars.

95 posted on 10/21/2002 10:45:06 PM PDT by weegee
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To: Paul Atreides; Orual; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Dundee

"He's far from Mel Gibson, but he's the best I could get."

96 posted on 10/21/2002 10:50:21 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Paul Atreides
Is Tipper in the family way?!
97 posted on 10/23/2002 5:48:20 PM PDT by tuckrdout
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To: brewcrew
Yes. She, like millions of us, suffer from Thyroid disease. Probably brought about by toxins in the water and air.
98 posted on 10/23/2002 5:49:31 PM PDT by tuckrdout
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To: tuckrdout
Yeah. She should be giving birth to a little sapling, any day now.
99 posted on 10/23/2002 6:36:23 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: tuckrdout
Probably brought about by toxins in the water and air.

In Tipper's case, it is more like a slice of pie in the mouth.

100 posted on 10/23/2002 6:37:26 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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