WHINING 'LAST WILL' MAY POINT TO DEAD BIN LADEN

New York Post ^ | 10/26/02 | Post Wire Services

[kattracks]

October 26, 2002 -- LONDON - A purported "last will" written by Osama bin Laden - in which he complains of betrayal by his terror gang in Afghanistan - may be a sign the world's most wanted man is dead.

[Bad~Rodeo]

hmmmm, interesting

[William McKinley]

Urging his children to remain faithful to God, he advises them "not to work for al Qaeda," without giving an explanation.

But he said his advice was based on an example set by a prominent early Muslim leader, Omar bin al-Khattab, who urged his son to shun the post after him.

Um, wouldn't that be an explanation given?

[Neets]

Reading it, you get the impression of a dying man. It may be that he was wounded and felt he was dying," Majallah editor-in-chief Hani Nakshabandi told Reuters of the will, which is due to be published today.

Ummm,,,reading a WILL gives you the impression of a dying man???

Of course it does. He is, afterall, the most wanted man in the country...

[IronJack]

If this proves true, I'll have to register my crystal ball. I said in January of last year that bin Laden had been killed the second week of December in the bombing around Tora Bora. I've stuck by that hunch ever since.

Kreskin, let's do lunch!

[TomB]

Osama go BOOM!

[skip2myloo]

Maybe I'm just too suspicious.

Reading this makes me think bin Ladin is continuing to play the media for the pack of fools they are.

To me, this is a planted story designed to pique our hopes that he is dead.

This article almost assures me that he is alive.

[JCG]

"I have chosen a path filled with dangers and endured much hardships . . . treachery and betrayal," he wrote. "If it wasn't for betrayal, conditions would have been different and the outcome would have been a different one."

Hitler in the bunker redux.

America's Fifth Column ... watch Steve Emerson/PBS documentary JIHAD! In America
New Link: Download 8 Mb zip file here (60 minute video)

[another cricket]

Maybe I'm just too suspicious.

Join the club. Although my suspicion is that somewhere in America some CIA group is getting a pat on the back for their creative writing skills

But it could be real.

a.cricket

[capt. norm]

I think you nailed it A.C.

Looks like the CIA is benefitting from those disinformation lessons they are getting from the media via professors Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw and Peter Jennings.

Their motto: "A disinformed America can become a socialist America"

Let's face it, they can't achieve their goals by honest means. That's why the liberals become more and more bold in flaunting the law. They wouldn't dare be honest about who they are and what their real goals are.

[Lynne]

My local paper had this story also. But it added a detail from the Will. He directed his wives NOT to remarry.

[albee]

"...Kreskin, let's do lunch!"

Lots of Laughs!

I hope enough Freepers still remember who Kreskin is so that they can appreciate your sense of humor.

[M Kehoe]

Methinks a Hellfire missle waxed binny boy back in December. I just wish we could find the grease spot for analysis.

5.56mm

[Stallone]

Osama's Last Will included several final wishes, including:

1. Musical sendoff by Babs Streisand - "You Don't Bring Me Falafels"

2. Fling with Alec Baldwin, Woody Harrelson and Ed Asner. Fifth Wheel, Janet Reno.

3. Cast party with the West Wing. 4. Nuclear warheads. 5. A bath.

[Helms]

His son was involved with him also. What has become of him?
Seems weird.

[TheEngineer]

"We saw the cowardly crusaders and the lowly Jews hold fast while fighting us, while soldiers of our nation raised the white flag and surrendered to their enemies," bin Laden wrote in the will.

Thanks for the backhanded compliment, OBL. (Binnie and company may hate us... But our military scares the sh*t out of them. Always has. Always will.)

[pgyanke]

... But our military scares the sh*t out of them. Always has. Always will.)
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That's right. When Clinton abandoned Somalia, didn't respond to the first WTC attack, didn't respond to the Khobar Towers attack and didn't respond to the USS Cole, our enemies became emboldened and thought they could chase us from a battlefield. Thank God we have a real President in the White House with the 'nads to fight the good fight.

[demlosers]

[john in missouri]

"We saw the cowardly crusaders and the lowly Jews hold fast while fighting us, while soldiers of our nation raised the white flag and surrendered to their enemies," bin Laden wrote in the will.

What you saw was the retribution and contempt of Allah for your utter, unspeakable evil and stupidity in thinking you were doing him a favor by cold-bloodedly murdering the innocent.

Bin Laden also asks for forgiveness from his children, saying he had given them only a little of his time since he embarked on his path of jihad.

Yeah. Now it occurs to you that your time on earth might have been better spent in being a good father than in being a murderous, hate-spewing fanatic bent only on the destruction of other people's children. Nice thought, but it was a little late.

"I have chosen a path filled with dangers and endured much hardships . . . treachery and betrayal," he wrote. "If it wasn't for betrayal, conditions would have been different and the outcome would have been a different one."

Betrayal? You who betrayed all that is good, you who orchestrated the murder of literally thousands of innocent people, you expect the evil, murdering friends you surrounded yourself with to be totally loyal to you, never to betray? Surprise.

Urging his children to remain faithful to God, he advises them "not to work for al Qaeda," without giving an explanation.

Oh. And what about other people's children? What do you counsel them to do, you hypocrite?

Truly the judgment of the Almighty is upon you for your utterly evil ways. Infidel? Of all that can be called infidels, you are among the most despicable.