"I'm Al Gore...I used to be the next president of the United States" (LEVEL5 BARF ALERT ~my title~)

Daytona Beach News Urinal ^ | 11.04.02 | RAY WEISS

[isthisnickcool]

Al Gore? I can't get past the lisp. The way he talks is like listening to fingernails slowly screech across a black board. His voice sounds like a flaming queer that has a brain that only works at 33 & 1/3.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

My line of thinking with the "Gore in 4" thing, is right in line with yours.

Here's a chuckle 4 you, too...

[MrB]

Make sure you remind everyone, when Dec 7 rolls around and the lawsuits are still flying in close races, who started this crap in the first place - just because he couldn't stand that he lost by the rules that were in place throughout the game.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I *love* FR because folks like you, say things like this that have me ROTF despite the occasional PMS migraines!

"Al Gore? I can't get past the lisp. The way he talks is like listening to fingernails slowly screech across a black board. His voice sounds like a flaming queer that has a brain that only works at 33 & 1/3."

[johnny7]

The guy has to be a closet h-mo. How he fathered kids with Tipper is beyond me.

Must have been invitro fertilization. The guys so stupid he probably sh*ts in the sink and pees in the bathtub.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Your comment....LOL......I was thinking perhaps the women in the picture were saying, "That man sure has pasty white girl hands".......lol

[Howlin]

You know, I am beginning to think this man really IS mentally unbalanced; talk about holding a grudge!

Hopefully, when he finally "blows," it will be live on national TV for the whole world to see.

[Thermalseeker]

"Gore in Four"??? Isn't 2004 in two years? Dumb@ss Dems!

Hey, if the Dim's want to show up at the polls in 4 years and try to elect him POTUS, who are we to stop them? ;^p

[luv2ndamend]

A letter to Al. LOL




http://www.nationalreview.com/levin/levin110102.asp

[alaskanfan]

He was just on PMSNBC live from Florida. He blamed the Republicans for perpetrating class division????? And of course he threw in the obligitory "for the children" remarks.

[Verginius Rufus]

Volusia County, Florida, Presidential vote in 2000:

Gore: 97,313
Bush: 82,368

These figures are from The World Almanac, which doesn't say how many voted for Nader, Buchanan, Browne, or other minor candidates in the county. Gore's margin was slightly less than Clinton's over Dole in 1996. Percentagewise, Gore's margin in Volusia Co. was much less than in Broward, Gadsden, Palm Beach, or Leon counties.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Ahh, I missed that! Your humble grasshopper begs forgiveness! Or, in other words, D'OH!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

With Dem signs, you just never know.........lol........no need to humble yourself....... in all truth, the guy holding the sign probably couldn't have explained it to us........lol

[God is good]

Go back to your maker--Mattel.

[barker]

With McBride posters and banners behind him but the candidate himself campaigning elsewhere, ....

Even McBride didn't want to be seen with him. Watched the McBride/Clinton rally replay on CSpan last night. Lousy speeches by lousy men. It was outside and the lighting was so bad you couldn't see the faces of the speakers. Sounded like a very small turnout.

[samanella]

My husband went to the University of the South (Sewanee) with AlBore's cousin. Even his cousin couldn't stand him (and Albert was a mere boy at the time)and called him a sniveling little liar. He entire life has been nothing but lies....how much time did he really spend in Tennessee? About as much time as Hitlery spent in New York??

[boris]

Somebody here suggested that Bush should appoint him Ambassador to Chad, and I still wish he would.

--Boris

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Where's a SORE LOSERMAN sign when you need one? Americans used to know that being a bad loser was a sign of bad character. Lies, more lies and press lies.

[Weimdog]

From the looks of this photo an old saying comes to mind -

"You're pink if you drink."

Unless it is really cold outside, Al looks like he's been hitting the bottle pretty good. That blotchy pink skin is synonymous with a hang-over. Maybe Al needs a stint at Betty Ford before he runs for prez again :)