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DFU SONG: Driving Miss Daisy (watch out when driving, Al Qaeda) 11-4-02
DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 11/04/2002 4:36:54 PM PST by doug from upland

MIDI - DRIVING MISS DAISY

If you're in Al Qaeda driving in a car
You had better watch out…you might not get far

If you see a drone above you in the sky
Bend over and kiss it…you are gonna die

Kabooom…hear the big kabooom
Kabooom…hear the big kabooom

It was time that we avenged the Cole
It had not been done by Clinton, that a-hole

We'll be following you everywhere
We'll be watching you from up in the air

So, Al Qaeda, it's time to worry
We will be the judge and jury

Payback is long overdue
There's a laser-guided present just for you

If you see a drone above you in the sky
Bend over and kiss it…you are gonna die


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aerialsurprise; drone; fireworks; kissitgoodbye; lowsalvagevalue

1 posted on 11/04/2002 4:36:54 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: All

CIA SAYS WE BAR-BA-QUED 'EM

2 posted on 11/04/2002 4:43:11 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Hi DFU ! Heard you on Hannity today -- just wanted to say I always enjoy these song rewrites :)
3 posted on 11/04/2002 5:03:53 PM PST by twyn1
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To: doug from upland
"And they'l have fun fun fun till Hellfire takes their T-Bird away..."
4 posted on 11/04/2002 5:08:07 PM PST by KriegerGeist
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To: doug from upland
Awesome......perfect tunes for the images.....adios Abu!
5 posted on 11/04/2002 5:12:19 PM PST by pgobrien
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To: StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; buffyt; demnomo; dutchess; Looking4Truth; Paul Atreides; rockfish59
Ping list.
6 posted on 11/04/2002 5:25:44 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: All
CNN A-HOES CALL IT AN EXECUTION
7 posted on 11/04/2002 7:47:10 PM PST by doug from upland
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DRONES OF DEATH (BARF ALERT)
8 posted on 11/08/2002 5:29:43 AM PST by doug from upland
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DRONE STRIKE JUST THE BEGINNING?
9 posted on 11/08/2002 5:12:10 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Another masterpiece Doug.

I have a cute story that is somewhat related. Gen John Jumper, AF Chief of Staff, visited here (Maxwell AFB) in September, and I was lucky enough to here him speak. He related a story of when he was commander in Kosovo.

He and his staff were upset that they could have a Predator over a target, and the Predator could not talk to the A-10's, OR F-117's or other AC in the area to tell them there was a target present.
Gen. Jumper solved the problem by having Laser pointers installed on the Predators (gotta love Battlefield mods). The Lasers were set up to work with the camera's. Whatever the Predator saw the Laser pointed to. So when the Predator identified the target, the other AC could drop a LAser-guided armament on it.
Well, when Gen Jumper was later made commander of Air Combat Command. His first question to his new staff was "how are the Laser Predators doing?"
he said the staff all looked at each other funny, and then said "Predatorss don't have lasers sir, that's not part of the project".
Gen Jumper then said "It is NOW"

Looks like the CIA has added a little bit more to the "project" these days. hehhehehehehe

BTW, if you ever get the chance to hear Gen. Jumper speak - DO SO! He is one of the most dynamic and inspiring speakers I have ever heard.

10 posted on 11/08/2002 5:26:37 PM PST by commish
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Thanks for the anecdote. That is great stuff! We need to hear the general on a talk show.
11 posted on 11/08/2002 5:34:21 PM PST by doug from upland
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