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"Shape-Shifters" Invade New Mexico!
kobtv.com ^ | 11/7/2002

Posted on 11/08/2002 7:34:39 AM PST by CougarGA7

Cedar Crest man jailed for attacks on 'shape shifters'

Last Update: 11/07/2002 13:18:09

Police say a man killed and burned two animals and kidnapped and assaulted a woman because he thought they were "shape shifters."

Christopher Campbell, 42, is charged with extreme animal cruelty resulting in death, false imprisonment and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Deputies initially tried to contact Campbell after a woman reported she had been smoking crack cocaine with Campbell and he "freaked out," locking her in a laundry room and firing a weapon through a window at her on October 30.

The woman told authorities she escaped through a window and called for help from a neighbor's house. Deputies could not locate Campbell on October 30.

On November 6, Campbell's parents contacted sheriff's deputies and requested a welfare check on him because he had mental and drug problems.

At Campbell's Cedar Crest home, deputies found the front and back porches were covered with honey and jam and the doorknobs were covered in butter, found the internal organs and fur of a small animal in the garage, and discovered the burnt remains of two domestic cats.

Deputies found Campbell naked in a closet in his home.

When questioned about the cats, Campbell said he could tell they were "shape shifters" and not cats by the shape of their eyes. He said he was in fear for his life and he had to destroy them.

When questioned about the woman who claimed to have been kidnapped, Campbell said a "shape shifter" had taken over her body, so he shut her in a laundry room and broke out a window to keep an eye on her. He said he later sprayed insecticide at the woman so she would leave through the window.

Campbell is being held in lieu of $100,000 bond. In addition to the surety, further conditions of any pretrial release include abstaining from illegal drugs, taking prescribed drugs in full and on time, and keeping all doctor and psychologist appointments.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New Mexico
KEYWORDS: arrest; braindonor; chickenheart; newmexico; shapeshifters; stupidpeople
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"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

41 posted on 11/08/2002 10:10:18 AM PST by mhking
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To: avg_freeper
I think this is the same show that simulated a person falling by dopplering a scream in and out and then recording the impact of a watermelon on concrete, thus causing a good percentage of their audience to throw up!
42 posted on 11/08/2002 10:26:14 AM PST by coydog
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To: CougarGA7
is an entity that has the ability to change form

sounds like a Lib to me...

43 posted on 11/08/2002 10:30:01 AM PST by antaresequity
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To: avg_freeper
LOL!!! Thanks! I needed that laugh!

LUB DUB... it's out side your door...
44 posted on 11/08/2002 10:38:29 AM PST by null and void
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To: CougarGA7
C'mon, where are the tin-foilers around here? Oh, okay, I'll have to take the lead for this one...

WHAT IF HE'S RIGHT AND THEY ARE SHAPE-SHIFTERS?!?!?!?

*cue music* DUN-Dun-dunnnnn!!!

45 posted on 11/08/2002 10:45:55 AM PST by Teacher317
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To: dalereed
Watch an old movie called Wolfen. The character takes on the shape of a wolf during certain periods and kills people then turns back in to the man and doesn't remember killing. Kinda like Werewolf stories.
46 posted on 11/08/2002 11:00:13 AM PST by Jaded
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To: wienerdog.com
The best thing about FR is if you have a question, someone always has an answer. Ususally with links. I love this place.

Thanks.
47 posted on 11/08/2002 11:01:58 AM PST by Jaded
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To: CougarGA7
a woman reported she had been smoking crack cocaine with Campbell and he "freaked out,"

Where's the "Here, hold muh crackpipe" alert?

48 posted on 11/08/2002 11:03:54 AM PST by cmak9
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To: chookter
Oh, KY jelly for a doorknob in Seattle every time. Oh, wait, you said "prevent..."
49 posted on 11/08/2002 11:05:50 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: CougarGA7
Shape Shifters in NM? Does Bill Richardson count??
50 posted on 11/08/2002 11:06:51 AM PST by proust
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To: chilepepper
I've always heard that it was life's little alphabet game.

When I was younger I was shaped like a V.

Now I'm slowly becomming the shape of an A.

51 posted on 11/08/2002 11:16:00 AM PST by CougarGA7
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To: CougarGA7; Cagey
Hold Muh Crack While I Kill These Cats Alert!

What a wonderful "human" being this "man" is.

52 posted on 11/08/2002 11:20:22 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70

"human"? I'm not sure.

53 posted on 11/08/2002 11:38:32 AM PST by CougarGA7
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To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; CougarGA7
That didn't come out right....

It should have read:

Hold Muh Crack Cocaine While I Kill These Cats Alert!

Yeah, he definitely looks like a shady character.

54 posted on 11/08/2002 12:36:10 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: CougarGA7
THANKS!!
55 posted on 11/08/2002 2:19:11 PM PST by LRS
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To: CougarGA7
At Campbell's Cedar Crest home, deputies found the front and back porches were covered with honey and jam and the doorknobs were covered in butter, found the internal organs and fur of a small animal in the garage, and discovered the burnt remains of two domestic cats.

It's Campbell who will change shape with that concoction on the front and back porches. He'll have some big shapes in the form of real bears coming for a visit.

Cedar Dave (from Cedar Crest and Hobbs)

56 posted on 11/08/2002 6:36:31 PM PST by CedarDave
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To: CougarGA7
Doesn't that guy know that to ferret out shapeshifters, you draw blood from each suspicious person and animal and dip a hot needle into each sample. If the blood sample screams and tries to run away, you have your shapeshifter!

Apologies to John Carpenter

57 posted on 11/09/2002 10:25:00 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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