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CAPTION the Gores on Larry King!!!
Posted on 11/22/2002 3:57:02 PM PST by Lizavetta
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: albertgoreii; albertgorejunior; algore; algoreisnotmyprez; mrsnippy; stillneedsajob
posted on 11/22/2002 3:57:02 PM PST
I told Al we stole all those votes, but at the last second we could not find them! I don't know what happened.
"We knew it was Dick Cheneys house, but we were the second family under the Clintons, we deserved the Presidency!"
posted on 11/22/2002 4:00:22 PM PST
Great sex! What can I say?
Mz Gore... I give up....here he invents everthing and can't simple win a election
"Terry McAweful had so much egg on his face on Nov 5th that the egg must have been this big!"
posted on 11/22/2002 4:03:50 PM PST
Larry, I have always been self-concious about my own weight, but Hillary has a HUGE, FAT, @$$!
posted on 11/22/2002 4:05:17 PM PST
"Ssst-- ssst-- Keep talking Tipper, and I'll pretend I'm not wooden!"
posted on 11/22/2002 4:06:43 PM PST
by Clara Lou
AP-Former Vice President Al Gore, appearing on Larry King Live, shocked the audience as he groped his wife, Tipper, and said "not only will I french kiss my wife on national TV at the next convention, but watch this". Mrs. Gore, responding to the goosing she has just received, replied "who wouldn't want four more years of this, it's great".
posted on 11/22/2002 4:07:06 PM PST
Al: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. (continues)
Larry K: What's wrong with him Mrs. Gore?
Tipper: I don't know.... I took him in to be serviced by Radio Shack just last week....
Larry: All right who farted?
Tippsy: Not me Larry. I don't know how to.
posted on 11/22/2002 4:07:31 PM PST
ALGORE; Sorry, I can't see you.
TIPPER; He never wants sex!
posted on 11/22/2002 4:09:40 PM PST
"Hell Larry, I dont' know why he said that he invented the Internet. I love him anyway and he loves me
Prozac and all."
posted on 11/22/2002 4:11:52 PM PST
Tiper: "I don't know HOW he got Hillary's pant suit. But the lavender tie was MY idea."
posted on 11/22/2002 4:14:11 PM PST
Dumb and Dumber
Tipper: "I know you did everything, Larry, and so did your network, to help get Al elected, but it just didn't work out in the long run".
Dumbette, Dumb, Dumb'er
posted on 11/22/2002 4:25:23 PM PST
Re-enact The Kiss? Sure Larry, but not with this jack off.
And I says to myself.... "Self... at least he don't need double D batteries... and I can do my Charlie McCarthy impersonations at the parties!!!!
posted on 11/22/2002 4:44:53 PM PST
Mama says, AlGore is like a box of chocalates , you never now what your gonna get.
Albore can't contain his laughter as he cuts some real putrid cheese.
Tipper says to Larry "See what I have to put up with, Larry"?
posted on 11/22/2002 5:10:45 PM PST
Yeah, larry, I saw the picture on the magazine cover, I was pretty excited too. But when I got him alone and yanked down his trousers, nothing, there was nothing there. I mean Larry, it was Gone!
Larry: All right who farted?
It wasn't us. Al and I can't stop talking about the 2000 elections long enough to build up pressure.
posted on 11/22/2002 5:52:02 PM PST
"Ooooo, gee willikers, Larry, all three of us are color-coordinated tonight. I hope my fashion advisor, Phyllis Diller, is watching".
Mooooooo moooooo! Where th %^%$% is my Paxil Al?
Tipper: How should I know why I spilled water down the front of my shirt?
What's the best guess as to what Tipper was on?
posted on 11/22/2002 8:59:25 PM PST
Hey Larry, I told him I was man before we got married !
We figured: We have an easily manipulated mob, a bunch of slimy lawyers, why not try to run this racket straight into a residency in the White House? We didn't get it but our new house looks like the White House and that combined with our meds are doing wonders.
posted on 11/22/2002 11:37:34 PM PST
AL farted, not me!!!
posted on 11/22/2002 11:38:10 PM PST
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