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CAPTION the Gores on Larry King!!!

Posted on 11/22/2002 3:57:02 PM PST by Lizavetta



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: albertgoreii; albertgorejunior; algore; algoreisnotmyprez; mrsnippy; stillneedsajob

1 posted on 11/22/2002 3:57:02 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta
I told Al we stole all those votes, but at the last second we could not find them! I don't know what happened.
2 posted on 11/22/2002 3:58:55 PM PST by GaryMontana
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To: Lizavetta
"We knew it was Dick Cheneys house, but we were the second family under the Clintons, we deserved the Presidency!"
3 posted on 11/22/2002 4:00:22 PM PST by cardinal4
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To: Lizavetta
Great sex! What can I say?
4 posted on 11/22/2002 4:03:19 PM PST by Saundra Duffy
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To: Lizavetta
Mz Gore... I give up....here he invents everthing and can't simple win a election
5 posted on 11/22/2002 4:03:50 PM PST by Gone_Postal
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To: Lizavetta
"Terry McAweful had so much egg on his face on Nov 5th that the egg must have been this big!"
6 posted on 11/22/2002 4:03:50 PM PST by rudypoot
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To: Lizavetta
Larry, I have always been self-concious about my own weight, but Hillary has a HUGE, FAT, @$$!
7 posted on 11/22/2002 4:05:17 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Lizavetta
"Ssst-- ssst-- Keep talking Tipper, and I'll pretend I'm not wooden!"
8 posted on 11/22/2002 4:06:43 PM PST by Clara Lou
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To: Lizavetta
AP-Former Vice President Al Gore, appearing on Larry King Live, shocked the audience as he groped his wife, Tipper, and said "not only will I french kiss my wife on national TV at the next convention, but watch this". Mrs. Gore, responding to the goosing she has just received, replied "who wouldn't want four more years of this, it's great".
9 posted on 11/22/2002 4:07:06 PM PST by zencycler
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To: Lizavetta
Al: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. (continues)

Larry K: What's wrong with him Mrs. Gore?

Tipper: I don't know.... I took him in to be serviced by Radio Shack just last week....
10 posted on 11/22/2002 4:07:14 PM PST by Jason Kauppinen
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To: Lizavetta
Larry: All right who farted?
Tippsy: Not me Larry. I don't know how to.
Al: Hehehehe!
11 posted on 11/22/2002 4:07:31 PM PST by McGruff
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To: Lizavetta
ALGORE; Sorry, I can't see you.

TIPPER; He never wants sex!

12 posted on 11/22/2002 4:09:40 PM PST by johnny7
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To: Lizavetta
"Hell Larry, I don’t' know why he said that he invented the Internet. I love him anyway and he loves me…Prozac and all."
13 posted on 11/22/2002 4:11:52 PM PST by TSgt
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To: Lizavetta
Tiper: "I don't know HOW he got Hillary's pant suit. But the lavender tie was MY idea."
14 posted on 11/22/2002 4:14:11 PM PST by ItsJeff
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To: ItsJeff
Dumb and Dumber
15 posted on 11/22/2002 4:22:43 PM PST by spokeshave
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To: Lizavetta
Tipper: "I know you did everything, Larry, and so did your network, to help get Al elected, but it just didn't work out in the long run".
16 posted on 11/22/2002 4:23:04 PM PST by Steven W.
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To: Lizavetta
Dumbette, Dumb, Dumb'er
17 posted on 11/22/2002 4:25:23 PM PST by hosepipe
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To: Lizavetta
Re-enact The Kiss? Sure Larry, but not with this jack off.
18 posted on 11/22/2002 4:31:18 PM PST by Phantom Lord
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To: Lizavetta

And I says to myself.... "Self... at least he don't need double D batteries... and I can do my Charlie McCarthy impersonations at the parties!!!!

19 posted on 11/22/2002 4:36:28 PM PST by Dick Vomer
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20 posted on 11/22/2002 4:44:53 PM PST by Consort
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To: Jimer
Mama says, AlGore is like a box of chocalates , you never now what your gonna get.
21 posted on 11/22/2002 4:59:00 PM PST by freethinkingman
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To: Lizavetta

Albore can't contain his laughter as he cuts some real putrid cheese.

Tipper says to Larry "See what I have to put up with, Larry"?

22 posted on 11/22/2002 5:10:45 PM PST by varon
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To: varon
Yeah, larry, I saw the picture on the magazine cover, I was pretty excited too. But when I got him alone and yanked down his trousers, nothing, there was nothing there. I mean Larry, it was Gone!
23 posted on 11/22/2002 5:50:57 PM PST by the gillman@blacklagoon.com
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To: McGruff
Larry: All right who farted?

It wasn't us. Al and I can't stop talking about the 2000 elections long enough to build up pressure.

24 posted on 11/22/2002 5:52:02 PM PST by Cobra64
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To: Lizavetta
"Ooooo, gee willikers, Larry, all three of us are color-coordinated tonight. I hope my fashion advisor, Phyllis Diller, is watching".

Leni

25 posted on 11/22/2002 5:56:11 PM PST by MinuteGal
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To: Lizavetta
Mooooooo moooooo! Where th %^%$% is my Paxil Al?
26 posted on 11/22/2002 6:37:06 PM PST by CARepubGal
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To: Lizavetta

Tipper: How should I know why I spilled water down the front of my shirt?

27 posted on 11/22/2002 6:39:28 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: Lizavetta
What's the best guess as to what Tipper was on?
28 posted on 11/22/2002 8:59:25 PM PST by Tigercap
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To: Lizavetta
Hey Larry, I told him I was man before we got married !
29 posted on 11/22/2002 9:01:40 PM PST by John Lenin
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To: Lizavetta

We figured: We have an easily manipulated mob, a bunch of slimy lawyers, why not try to run this racket straight into a residency in the White House? We didn't get it but our new house looks like the White House and that combined with our meds are doing wonders.

30 posted on 11/22/2002 11:37:34 PM PST by weegee
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To: Lizavetta
AL farted, not me!!!
31 posted on 11/22/2002 11:38:10 PM PST by weegee
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