ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

November 29, 2002 | stopthepress

[Snowy]

The money diverted from the school lunch program, will that still be used for beer and cigars at the summer clam bake?

Yes. We have decided that we would not change the normal protocol. However, there will be many more people in attendance. Therefore, social security funds will have to be diverted as well. Looks like we're going to have a wonderful party this year!

[Chad Fairbanks]

oooh... I have some ideas for that committee -

1. only Missionary position is allowed
2. No crying out with excitement or pleasure, and...
3. Singing of 'Onward Christian Soldiers' is optional...

;0)

[Fintan]

Remember the Darkness...

[anniegetyourgun]

I can assure you of one thing....we won't be incremental about it....we're going all the way....

[RobFromGa]

Will my $6000 monthly auto-charge that has been going to the VRWC headquarters these past eleven years automatically switch to the RWZS, or do I need to re-register?

(It is time to up the monthly donation for inflation anyways, so no big deal). Please advise, most of my family members are also big VRWC contibutors as well. I'll let them know the drill.

Comrades: Any idea what time the VRWC bus is supposed to pick us up here in Atlanta on Dec 6th for our New Orleans, Louisiana vacation on the 7th? I'm set up to vote nine times, and I have fake beards and mustaches for anyone who need them.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

SUPERB WEB PAGE I bumped into! This MUST be a FREEPER!!!

[Pablo64]

Damn it! This isn't going to work. I can't spell Zitgust...no...Zitegoose...**@##!...you know, what he said!

Maybe a few of us should stick with the VRWC as decoys, just so they don't notice that everybody's gone. -?

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

Also wigs and dresses and pantyhose roger over out check.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

We will wear these...

when we vote a thousand times each.

[Pegita]

Wait a minute, guys ... we can't do anything without the keys to the lockbox ...

[nicmarlo]

So, you finally decided to show up here, eh? Is this the new, reformed zeigeistahundafuirst thing? lol (however that word's spelled?). I thought the VRWC was more on time, meekie? : )

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[bootless]

Dang! Now I've got to repaint the billboard on the side of my Expedition!

[Delphinium]

Thanks for letting me know. I will be standing by for orders.

[NYTexan]

Any room on the de-forestation committie?
I have a good runnin chainsaw!

[uglybiker]

Uhh...question.

Is the VRWC store still open? It's the only place I can find the old-style anti-matter injector fluid for the hyper-drive on my Arcturan Mark IV Galaxy Speedster.

The local Mason Lodge quit carrying it. They only carry the new synthetic stuff now and it tends to eat through the injector seals. (And I ONLY use seals made from real baby seals. The terillium ones are junk.)

[WVNan]

Do you know who will be the Grand Pooba for the Zeitwhatever as Rush is for the VRWC? If I'm not incited to violence at least once a day I'm not sure it is worth my time. I will await instructions.

[another cricket]

Oh, don't worry about that.

a.cricket

There are few problems that can not be solved with the proper amount of explosives.

[Publius]

3. Singing of 'Onward Christian Soldiers' is optional...

How about "Cleft of Ages, Rock for Me"?

[anniegetyourgun]

Tom, the men in red ties wearing glasses are coming to take you away.....