Commentary: Lott Throws In The Towel (Conservative base will be gone)

crosswalk ^ | 12/20/2002 | Gary Bauer

[Luis Gonzalez]

"Wrangler Jane was a world class hottie however"

You think so?

[ArneFufkin]

I'm going to have to go with "yes" Regis.

Jane was comfortable with a breathtakingly open ... borderline nymphomaniac ... display and pursuit of the satisfaction of her sexual desires. Yeah baby.

That'll induce scary and magical "stirrings" in a 10 year old. If Adrianne Barbeau, Julie Newmar and Melony Patterson go back to back to back ... well that's gonna be a scenario just like that Cub Scout group in Woodie Allen's "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex" ... just furtively and robotically rubbig and grinding and pushing against each other, all solid furniture and fixtures and walls, doors and windows. I wonder where my 14 year old brother always disappeared too?.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Yeah...

Except I'd go Barbeau-Patterson-Struthers.

Before the curly hair and KFC of course.

[CyberAnt]

I just want the leader of the senate to stop bending over everytime Daschle walks down the isle.

[ArneFufkin]

Wrangler Jane may have been the most shamelessly horny and bootyrady brazen female character in Television history. She is
the indisputable Open Clas Champ, Mrs. Roper from Three's Company wins the senior division. I do believe that buckskin sculpted mountain tigrss Wrangler Jane, moreover had the infrastructure, motivation and skillsets to ensure that old Wilton would never be "wiltin'"

[ArneFufkin]

Yeah Daschele was an unstoppable juggernaut last year.