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CAPTION THIS: Bowling for Hillary
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Posted on 12/23/2002 3:20:49 PM PST by Slyfox



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1 posted on 12/23/2002 3:20:49 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: DeFault User
Your wish is my command.
2 posted on 12/23/2002 3:22:12 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
"Oh, so that's what she does with Bill's balls..."
3 posted on 12/23/2002 3:23:25 PM PST by mhking
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To: Slyfox
Hillary wore bowling shoes that had been worn previously by common people??
4 posted on 12/23/2002 3:23:54 PM PST by mseltzer
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To: Paul Atreides; KLT; Dallas; MeeknMing
Line 'er up:


5 posted on 12/23/2002 3:24:29 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
As if the sport of bowling hasn't taken enough abuse...
6 posted on 12/23/2002 3:24:59 PM PST by Hodar
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To: mseltzer
Hillary wore bowling shoes that had been worn previously by common people??

Are you kidding me? "Common" bowling shoes don't fit over cloven hooves.

7 posted on 12/23/2002 3:25:37 PM PST by Texas Eagle
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To: Slyfox
I see she took ole' crusty out for a twirl, eh?
8 posted on 12/23/2002 3:25:41 PM PST by fone
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To: mseltzer
Hillary wore bowling shoes that had been worn previously by common people??

Knowing Hillary wore them gets my feet to itching.

9 posted on 12/23/2002 3:25:48 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
According to the NY Post, whenever Hillary goes bowling she prefers to wear her Brazilian thong underwear.
10 posted on 12/23/2002 3:25:54 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Slyfox
One for the gutter.
11 posted on 12/23/2002 3:26:18 PM PST by Macklew
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To: Slyfox
Nice shoes!
12 posted on 12/23/2002 3:28:12 PM PST by SwinneySwitch
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
According to the NY Post, whenever Hillary goes bowling she prefers to wear her Brazilian thong underwear.

Now what on earth would possess you to make a crack like that?

13 posted on 12/23/2002 3:28:23 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
she prefers to wear her Brazilian thong underwear.

I did not need to have that picture painted for me...

Just damn...

14 posted on 12/23/2002 3:29:27 PM PST by mhking
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To: Slyfox
Hillary, you pandering idiot, Here's how the duckwalk's done:

15 posted on 12/23/2002 3:31:12 PM PST by mrsmith
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To: Slyfox
She probably had some aide hiding in the machine to knock the pins down for her.
16 posted on 12/23/2002 3:32:34 PM PST by mseltzer
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To: Slyfox

17 posted on 12/23/2002 3:32:40 PM PST by Henchster
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To: Slyfox
That's not a bowling ball Hillary is throwing. It's that balloon planet Earth from "The Great Dictator", willed to her by another red turkey, Charlie Chaplin.

Leni

18 posted on 12/23/2002 3:32:44 PM PST by MinuteGal
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To: Slyfox
Those are some thick shankles!
19 posted on 12/23/2002 3:33:50 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Slyfox
****Applause and thanks****

and I'll repeat my previous observation too:

To get that ball past her ass, she either broke Ol' Crusty or rolled a gutter ball.

20 posted on 12/23/2002 3:34:07 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: Henchster
ROFL!
21 posted on 12/23/2002 3:34:43 PM PST by Brett66
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To: Henchster
That is JUST sick, you should be ashamed, no, really, what a terrible thing to do to a poor innocent bowling alley.

Well done graphic, uh, oh, now we are both on her list....


22 posted on 12/23/2002 3:34:56 PM PST by Aric2000
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To: mhking
There's a bowling pin joke in here somewhere:


23 posted on 12/23/2002 3:35:11 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Henchster
Damn you're good - That was so fast, and so nicely done! (Hilarious by the way...)
24 posted on 12/23/2002 3:35:20 PM PST by M. Peach
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To: Texas Eagle
cloven hooves

LOL!!! I was wondering if Ole Crusty cracked or broke when she struck a pose like that!

Brazilian thongs

Ouch! Eeeewww!

g

25 posted on 12/23/2002 3:35:41 PM PST by Geezerette
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
HRC in a thong, OMG I gotta puke!!
26 posted on 12/23/2002 3:35:45 PM PST by Springman
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To: Slyfox
Stroke it, PIAPS.

You GUTTER lane Queen.
27 posted on 12/23/2002 3:35:48 PM PST by lodwick
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To: Slyfox
How appropriate. She is, after all, built like a bowling pin.
28 posted on 12/23/2002 3:36:59 PM PST by Fresh Wind
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To: Slyfox
Bowling For Porkrinds.
29 posted on 12/23/2002 3:38:50 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Slyfox
According to the NY Post, whenever Hillary goes bowling she prefers to wear her Brazilian thong underwear.

Now what on earth would possess you to make a crack like that?

Please. Can we agree to never again use the words, "Hillary", "thong underwear", and "crack" in the same post?

30 posted on 12/23/2002 3:38:57 PM PST by Texas Eagle
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To: Slyfox
After all of her experience with Bill, perhaps she would do better at 'Turkey Bowling':


31 posted on 12/23/2002 3:39:17 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: Macklew
I bet she used Cuomo and Rangel for bumpers. (You know those big inflated things that keep the kids from rolling gutter balls.)
32 posted on 12/23/2002 3:42:59 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: Slyfox
Now what on earth would possess you to make a crack like that?

Well, her loving husband purchased a number of thongs and wraps on a recent lecture tour in Brazil. There is no way said loving husband would have purchased such intimate items if not for his adoring wife. Everyone knows Hillary is a big bowling fan and that she likes to air out ole' crusty at the Chappaqua Lanes a regular basis.

Therefore, if you put all the pieces of the puzzle together you better understand why Hillary likes to wear thong underwear while bowling.

33 posted on 12/23/2002 3:43:52 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Slyfox
Grand Wizards of Thailand greeting her. Her racism is legendary around the world, except with the press in America.
34 posted on 12/23/2002 3:44:50 PM PST by Russell Scott
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To: Slyfox
The Secret to Ol' Crustys Longevity
35 posted on 12/23/2002 3:47:05 PM PST by Balata
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Now what on earth would possess you to make a crack like that?

You'll have to talk to God about that.

Yikes! That lighting bolt was close!

36 posted on 12/23/2002 3:49:04 PM PST by Texas Eagle
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To: Slyfox
Looks like a Ellen Degeneres wannabe.
37 posted on 12/23/2002 3:49:09 PM PST by aruanan
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To: EternalVigilance; Hillary's Lovely Legs
Hillary is a big turkey all by herself!

She doesn't need to do north or roll 3 strikes in the last frame...

38 posted on 12/23/2002 3:51:34 PM PST by ewing
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To: Paul Atreides

39 posted on 12/23/2002 3:52:41 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
What sort of idiot goes bowling in a black pantsuit?
40 posted on 12/23/2002 3:55:17 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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What sort of idiot goes bowling in a black pantsuit?

An idiot who knows she cannot win without the black pantsuit vote and black pantsuit money.

41 posted on 12/23/2002 4:01:36 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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42 posted on 12/23/2002 4:02:07 PM PST by PeaceBeWithYou
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To: aruanan
This explains a lot:


43 posted on 12/23/2002 4:02:54 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: mhking
Oh, so that's what she does with Bill's balls..."

Can't be, they're not blue.

44 posted on 12/23/2002 4:04:07 PM PST by El Gato
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To: PeaceBeWithYou
The Secret of the 'You Know' Sisterhood.
45 posted on 12/23/2002 4:06:39 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: PeaceBeWithYou; mountaineer; BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; Timeout; Endeavor
ROFTLOL!
46 posted on 12/23/2002 4:08:26 PM PST by ewing
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To: Slyfox
Who has three balls in this picture?
47 posted on 12/23/2002 4:12:18 PM PST by pfflier
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RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPP ....
48 posted on 12/23/2002 4:16:14 PM PST by sushiman
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To: fone; Hodar
Hillary's favorite bowling ball:


49 posted on 12/23/2002 4:17:51 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: pfflier
Who has three balls in this picture?

Could it be.....SATAN?

50 posted on 12/23/2002 4:19:25 PM PST by Slyfox
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