World's Second 'Cloned' Baby Is Born, UFO Cult Says (Oops She did it again!!)

The Washington Post. ^ | January 4th, 2003 | Brigitte Boiseller

[ConservativeMan55]

She's cloned another baby...developing on Drudge..breaking...developing...breaking... AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A UFO cult said on Saturday the world's second cloned baby had been born to a Dutch lesbian, but cloning experts swiftly dismissed the claim as a baseless stunt.

"A baby girl was born yesterday evening. The baby is healthy and the mother too," Bart Overvliet, head of the Raelian movement's Dutch branch, told Reuters by telephone.

[ConservativeMan55]

OOPS

[ConservativeMan55]

Here we see Brigitte modeling the latest invention from Crest. Instead of new crest white strips...she's modeling Crest's New Ultra Baked Bean look!!!

[woofie]

Thats nothing ..I have developed 14 new species of animals and cured cancer with my "Little Junior Chemistry Set."

[visualops]

Why does Drudge keep putting this big awful picture on his website?

[ConservativeMan55]

Did that come with an easy bake oven?

[Jean S]

Full story here:

Second 'cloned baby' born

[ConservativeMan55]

"second cloned baby had been born to a Dutch lesbian"

I didn't know Hillary was Dutch!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

That's nothing.I have scientists working on raising the dead. We will have a press conference next week.Bwahahahahahaha!Ok serious question, can we start a poll as to how many cloned babies the ET's will announce before we stop hearing about it?

[ConservativeMan55]

Thanks for that one from the BBC. I'll stick with good old Tech News though. They are always up on their cloning.

[woofie]

Easy Bake? Heck you need 7 batteries and a catalytic convertor

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

How many packs a day does one have to smoke to get a smile like that?

[ConservativeMan55]

You could probably go on TV and annouce that and get more coverage than Patty Bin Murray!

Thats what we should do...act like were going to announce our own clone and get the media all there, and instead of making the announcement we announce Patti bin Murray's statements! I wonder how many networks would go ahead and blank out not wanting to show that!

[swheats]

Somebody must have told her she has a million dollar smile.

[ConservativeMan55]

If she has any money she's certainly not spending it on her teeth!

[woofie]

I'll believe her when she clones some new teeth....and the gums need some help too

[ConservativeMan55]

She would probably ruin the new teeth with her constant smoking as well. She's a definite crack smoker.

[uglybiker]

Thats nothing ..I have developed 14 new species of animals and cured cancer with my "Little Junior Chemistry Set."

I found that just by cleaning out my refrigerator.

[ConservativeMan55]

If this cloning thing doesn't work out...this Brigitte girl is going to strip off all her clothes and get up and sing and dance like Britney Spears, LOL!
Oops she made me puke again!!!!

[Nick Danger]

Why are we being subjected to this crap? This is a hoax on the face of it. It's a frigging UFO cult looking for publicity. No one has even seen a baby, let alone a DNA test, yet here they are all over the tube and all over the print press as though this is some kind of serious event.

Has the press gone nuts? What's next, Elvis fans with a perpetual motion machine sent back in time by The King? Gimme a break.

[ConservativeMan55]

Better not let ALF or ELF or whatever the hell their name is find out you have animals in your fridge...they will try and blow it up....be free dead animals! Be Free!

[basil]

These people appear to be certifiable as mental patients to me. I met a lot of people who seemed to be more sane than they are when I worked in a locked mental ward.

[ConservativeMan55]

I think we know where the clones might have gotten their "cloned" baby... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/808864/posts

This looks like a job for Registered!

[A Citizen Reporter]

None, one just needs a French dentist.....

[uglybiker]

Nah. He'd be too busy trying to eat my cat. :^)

[Happygal]

What ARE you talking about?

I have delicately cultivated the cure for cancer under my bed. I therefore REFUSE to dust under there.

AND I defy anyone to dismiss the scientific probabilities of the half eaten ham sandwich that led to such a discovery!!! ;-)

[swheats]

[Happygal]

*LOL*...I don't know why, but somehow, I think we are both kindred spirits!!! (See my last post! *L*)

[ConservativeMan55]

MENTAL PATIENTS eh? Should they be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize????? After all, you don't have to do anything to get one!!!

[ConservativeMan55]

[ConservativeMan55]

I didn't realize it would come out that big!

[swheats]

Why are we being subjected to this crap?

After the media frenzy on Lott it would appear the news cycle was this or Patty Murray. The aliens won. Interesting they're trying to make this legit by using lesbians.

[ConservativeMan55]

'JOURNALIST' PITCHED NETWORKS 'CLONE EXCLUSIVE'-- FOR CASH... Michael Guillen was seeking to sell a documentary on the cloning effort for more than $100,000, NYT reporting on Sunday. In his proposal, Guillen wrote: 'During the better part of the past five years, I've cultivated close relationships with all the major human cloning scientists worldwide. In fact, I know more about what's going on than any of the individual players; that's because they all confide in me'...

[ConservativeMan55]

I'm not talking about the cartoon dude...I'm talking about these guys...LOL
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/620938/posts

[Ouachita]

That girl needs to order herself a set of
Bubba Teeth if she's gonna go out in public like this.

ANYTHING would have to be an improvement!

[uglybiker]

I'd rather face the alien. At least he had a sense of humor.

[uglybiker]

I'm stuck wondering who/what ate half of that ham sandwich.

[uglybiker]

Golly swheats! It's Saturday night but you're already showing your Monday morning face!

(ducks and hides)

[swheats]

Must be my evil twin out tonight.

[Khurkris]

such a smile...Gauloise or Camel straights?

[Russell Scott]

When are they going to quit wasting ink on this ridiculous story. I am sure this cult has a lot of demonic activity within it, otherwise the media would ignore it. Its hard to resist Satan's influence when you don't know Christ, like so many lost souls in the media.

[zarf]

It's easy to tell a cult from a legitimate group. The cult has more hot looking babes hanging around.

It seems to me that cults are created so the leader can get as much p*ssy as he desires while manipulating the masses.

[Captain Shady]

Next time,we'll probably hear of an American actor being cloned. Guess they'll call the child George Clonie.

[demosthenes the elder]

getting tired of the debate over these claims.
has anyone seen a damned DNA test on the mothers and their "clones" so we can settle the matter once and for all?