Two Miami radio-show hosts known for playing outrageous pranks on the air scored perhaps the most outlandish one of them all Monday: Posted on 01/07/2003 9:31:20 AM PST by RedWhiteBlue
Two Miami radio-show hosts known for playing outrageous pranks on the air scored perhaps the most outlandish one of them all Monday:
They called Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez and got him to believe he was talking to Fidel Castro.
''We still can't believe it,'' said Enrique Santos, co-host of El Vacilón de la Mañana, (The Morning Hijinks), on WXDJ-FM El Zol 95.7, a Spanish-language salsa station. ``He fell for it.''
The joke was part of a segment called Fidel Te Llama or ''Fidel's Calling You,'' in which Santos and co-host, Joe Ferrero, call various people and play snippets of a controversial conversation between Castro and Mexican President Vicente Fox that Castro made public in 2001.
Hearing Castro's distinctive rasp, the unsuspecting recipients of the call usually believe it is the comandante himself on the phone. After a few minutes of a disjointed conversation in which the same nonsensical sentence fragments are repeated, the victims get suspicious.
Santos and Ferrero then drop the bombshell that it is a Miami radio station calling.
On Monday, Chávez, who counts Castro as his strongest ally and touts Cuba's communist system as a role model, fell victim to El Vacilón.
The irreverent DJs said they started calling Miraflores Palace, the Venezuelan White House, on Friday. About 8 a.m. Monday, using a Cuban-accented woman posing as a Havana operator, they got through to an aide who identified himself as Lt. Arcia.
The secretary said Castro was on the line and wanted to speak to Chávez. Castro's taped voice can be heard in the background, leading the unwitting officer to believe the dictator was really on the line.
PRIVATE LINE
The officer offered to have Chávez call Castro back, but the secretary explained that the Cuban was in a secret location and could not be phoned. The officer gave the radio station the number of Chávez's private line.
''Hello Fidel!'' booms Chávez.
''Did you receive my letter?'' asks Castro.
''Of course I received it,'' replies Chávez. ''I spoke with Germán.'' (Germán Sánchez Otero is the Cuban ambassador to Venezuela, but The Herald could not determine if Chávez was referring to him. A spokesman at Miraflores Palace could not be reached for comment.)
''I'm all set to collaborate with you,'' Castro says.
As the nonsequiturs start, El Vacilón fakes trouble on the line to disguise the rejoinders that don't make sense.
''Yes, brother, how's it going?'' Chávez asks.
''I'll do what you're asking me to,'' Castro replies.
''I don't understand,'' a bewildered Chávez says.
''But I'm going to be harmed, I confess to you,'' Castro says.
Silence from Chávez. Castro goes on: ``Everything's set for Tuesday.''
''Everything's set for Tuesday,'' Chávez repeats, obviously befuddled. ``I don't understand.''
Santos then breaks in and announces they are calling from Miami.
Complete silence from Chávez.
A TIRADE
Santos launches into a tirade: ''Terrorist! Animal! Murderer!'' plus a few choice four-letter nouns. ``You're finishing off the Venezuelan people!''
Santos then hangs up.
Apparently stunned with their success, the duo, both second-generation Cuban Americans, lost their radio composure. They broke into banter in English and put on two CDs at once.
Ferrero said the import of what they had done started to hit them during the dialogue with Chávez.
''We didn't know what to do,'' he said. ``This was a conversation between two presidents. We're waiting for the men in black to show up.''
The station's switchboard lit up with a flood of callers, including the owner, Raúl Alarcón, whom Santos described as ''not very happy.'' Alarcón is chairman of the station's Miami-based parent company, Spanish Broadcasting System.
Alarcón did not return phone calls from The Herald.
Spanish-language media in the United States and the Venezuelan press, which largely opposes Chávez, soon got hold of the story, and Ferrero, 34, and Santos, 28, were barraged with calls.
NOT FIRST TIME
This isn't the first time the radio personalities have ruffled feathers. Last April Fool's Day, they announced an upcoming concert with Julio and Enrique Iglesias and that the first people in line at AmericanAirlines Arena would get free tickets.
After the stadium was inundated with fans, the pair received a three-day suspension -- with pay.
Miami's Spanish-language radio stations often play outlandish practical jokes on the air, and Castro's Cuba is one of their favorite targets.
Hispanic Broadcasting Corp.'s WRTO Salsa 98.3 FM has a segment dubbed Calls to Cuba in which the morning-drive hosts, known as Los Fonomemecos, call businesses and agencies on the island with some ridiculous request or inquiry.
In a recent segment, a DJ posing as a high-ranking Cuban military officer called a Havana funeral home to request a coffin -- for Castro. The mortician burst into sobs.
Chávez, known for his folksy manner, isn't above playing jokes himself.
For the past Day of the Innocents, Latin Americans' version of April Fool's Day that is celebrated Dec. 28, he announced on the radio that he was tired and going to resign. He then changed his tone. ''Ha ha! You fell for it!'' he laughed.
On Monday, however, the joke was on him.
LOL!
LOL. Viva la revolucion.
Maybe we can get those guys to call Clinton in New York and act like Fidel and joke that "I know where joo hhave been putting your cigars, you bad boy Meester Cleeton".
Get used to it.
I don’t know what’s stranger – the fact that Chavez fell for it, or the fact that Newsmax had the story a day before anybody else (that’s a first!):
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''Of course I received it,'' replies Chávez. ''I spoke with Germán.'' (Germán Sánchez Otero is the Cuban ambassador to Venezuela, but The Herald could not determine if Chávez was referring to him. A spokesman at Miraflores Palace could not be reached for comment.)
Hmmmm .. wonder what this letter is about?
¿Dónde está mi beret? ¡Deseo mi beret!
Tears of joy no doubt.
IMO, most Miami Spanish radio stations, as well as the two Spanish news stations, are owned by big conglomerations, i.e., not conservative, and not necessarily sympathethic to the Cuban exile or the Venezuelan exile who has been oppressed by the respective dictators.
I can remember when some of the Spanish talk stations in Miami even ran advertisements for the Elian movie! So even though most of their hosts are anti-Castro, management determines what gets broadcast and often that management isn't even made up of Cuban exiles.
The only station I'll listen to anymore is lapoderosa.com because the owner, Jorge Rodriguez, would rather lose money than compromise his principles.
Ninoska Perez from 1140 a.m. is famous for making these phone calls to Cuba. Once on the air, she read a newspaper article where a Cuban fisherman had to go to jail for catching a lobster and eating it with his family and then she called a tourist restaurant in Cuba and requested to have lobster delivered. The punch line was that she wanted lobster delivered to some common people who were malnourished in Cuba instead of the tourists and military.
Some of her funniest calls are when she talks faster than usual which makes her sound like a Cuban who lives on the island vs. a Cuban exile, and the Cuban bigshots she calls assume that she is calling from the island since the dialects here and there are quite different. I remember once she called a Communist party bigshot in Cuba and then revealed that she was Ninoska Perez from Miami. Then the next day, she called that same bigshot and told the bigshot that she would have to be more careful not to let Ninoska get through and make a fool of her all over the airways, in Fidel's earshot even. The bigshot assumed that she was talking to someone from the Communist party again and it turns out to be Ninoska again.
The best part is that a lot of these radio stations's prank calls can be heard 90 miles away on bootleg radios all over Cuba!
If you can understand Spanish, there is a link to a real audio and mp3 files HERE, in the center of the page just below the picture of the two DJ's.
That was a hoot! Especially, the beginning when the fake operators contact Chavez' minions and "Castro" keeps mumbling on the background.
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Pizza anyone?
http://www.cubaverdad.net/castro_radio_hoax.htm you can find the mp3 there http://www.cubaverdad.net/video/castrobroma.mp3
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