ZOT!!!

1/7/2003 | Zircon

[Jack of all Trades]

IBZ?

[johniegrad]

Wow. Too deep for me. Zot.

[clintonh8r]

night class in creative writing?

[Rodney King]

What? Is that you Jimmy Carter? Who else could come up with such nonsense that sounds so deep?

[Rodney King]

Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.

Last I checked, I have never dreamed of having sex with a camel.

[johniegrad]

Neo-con, paleo-con, or simply zircon?

[Owl_Eagle]

Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.

 

Since the palis' dream is anihilation of Israel and the driving of the Jews into the sea, I have a hard time seeing as how that dream would be shared by Israel.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Sally'sConcerns]

Main Entry: zir·con
Pronunciation: 'z&r-"kän, -k&n
Function: noun
Etymology: German, modification of French jargon jargoon, zircon, from Italian giargone
Date: 1794
: a tetragonal mineral consisting of a silicate of zirconium and occurring usually in brown or grayish square prisms of adamantine luster or sometimes in transparent forms which are used as gems

[clintonh8r]

zircoff

[ohioman]

Did you get some new meds today? God, you ought to write for Saturday Night Live or The Onion.

[freedomson]

Zircon, your beatifully written drivel has real made me see the light! I'm so ashamed of my zionism that I cry out in pain. I can see so clearly now why all those suicide bombers had to do what they did.

Why did G-d make me a jew? An evil jew, Why?!!! (sobbing and tears)

[BlueLancer]

VARMINT CONG ALERT!!!

[headsonpikes]

Okay, this goes against my grain, but I must say...

Ecstasy and mushrooms don't mix.

You are one cubic zirconium, dude.

[BlueLancer]

Yo, Zircon ...

200 years from now, I want their children's children's children's children
to cower and cringe in fear whenever they hear the sounds of jet engines overhead
because their legends tell of fire from the sky.

I want them to hide in dark caves and holes in the earth,
shivering with terror whenever they hear the roar of diesel engines
because the tales of their ancestors talk about metal monsters
crawling over the earth, spitting death and destruction.

I want their mothers to be able to admonish them with
"If you don't behave, the Pale Destroyers will come for you",
and that will be enough to reduce them to quivering obesience.

I want the annihilation to be so complete that their mythology
will tell them of the day of judgment when the stern gods from across the sea
.. the powerful 'Mericans .. destroyed their forefathers' wickedness.

[backhoe]

Neo-con, paleo-con, or simply zircon?

Naww, I suspect he is just your garden-variety "con..."

[dighton]

[Billthedrill]

Muslims aren't supposed to drink wine.

[dighton]

For laughs: The Broken Heart of an Orthodox Jew

[johniegrad]

ZIR-CON

[eshu]

Your fantasy reminds me a lot of Fromm's distinction between the biophilic and necrophilic personality structures... creepy!

[Revelation 911]

night class in creative writing?

needs one in spelling too

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Steeempy! You fool!

[Admin Moderator]

[rface]

[Sungirl]

Great pic...

[LibKill]

Y'know, if I could do that thing with the lightning my job would be a heck of a lot more fun. :)

[4CJ]

Yet another case where a village is missing their idiot.^*

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b83d9ae206f.htm

Thanks, I've been trying to find this thread for ages! Talk about classic humor!

FReegards,
Slings and Arrows

[Mentos]

[185JHP]

I know a guy who has seen T-shirts sold at gun shows - on the front they say "Your village called!"

[4CJ]

"Your village called!"

ROFTL! Just a good!

[wasp69]

In the words of the immortal Bugs Bunny:



What a ma-rooon!

[sinclair]

[socal_parrot]

For those of us lucky enough to have fought our wars and shared bread and wine with our enemy, let us be thankful for the lessons and the love we have learned to appreciate.

You need to spice things up. Next time add "Upon Saint Crispin's Day!" to the end of that sentence.

[dfwgator]

[Petronski]

Dude, that is some serious weed you got there.

[New Horizon]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Sounds like he was speaking about both "Palestinians" and Israeli Jews.

Just an observation...lemme get my asbestos underpants.

[Darksheare]

Well said BlueLancer.
Well said.
Let's make it so....

[185JHP]

Tks

[null and void]

*sigh* So beautiful!

[New Horizon]

[meyer]

Looks lonely, that dental floss...

[meyer]

[trussell]

Love it!!! I need one of those shirts!!

[conservativemusician]

I think he needs his pygmy pony.

[rudypoot]

"Our enemies are in search of our same dreams."

If they have the same dreams, then why are they our enemy?

[Rockitz]

Beat me to it.

Go Anteaters!