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ZOT!!!
1/7/2003 | Zircon

Posted on 01/07/2003 9:37:32 AM PST by Zircon

Edited on 01/07/2003 10:10:32 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Free Republic
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1 posted on 01/07/2003 9:37:32 AM PST by Zircon
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To: Zircon
IBZ?
2 posted on 01/07/2003 9:38:38 AM PST by Jack of all Trades
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To: Zircon
Wow. Too deep for me. Zot.
3 posted on 01/07/2003 9:39:06 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: Zircon
night class in creative writing?
4 posted on 01/07/2003 9:39:37 AM PST by clintonh8r
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To: Zircon
What? Is that you Jimmy Carter? Who else could come up with such nonsense that sounds so deep?
5 posted on 01/07/2003 9:40:00 AM PST by Rodney King (This tag line thing is pretty cool, I guess.)
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To: Zircon
Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.

Last I checked, I have never dreamed of having sex with a camel.

6 posted on 01/07/2003 9:41:01 AM PST by Rodney King (This tag line thing is pretty cool, I guess.)
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To: Zircon
Neo-con, paleo-con, or simply zircon?
7 posted on 01/07/2003 9:41:46 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: Zircon
Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.
 
Since the palis' dream is anihilation of Israel and the driving of the Jews into the sea, I have a hard time seeing as how that dream would be shared by Israel.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

8 posted on 01/07/2003 9:42:21 AM PST by South Hawthorne
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To: Zircon
Main Entry: zir·con
Pronunciation: 'z&r-"kän, -k&n
Function: noun
Etymology: German, modification of French jargon jargoon, zircon, from Italian giargone
Date: 1794
: a tetragonal mineral consisting of a silicate of zirconium and occurring usually in brown or grayish square prisms of adamantine luster or sometimes in transparent forms which are used as gems
9 posted on 01/07/2003 9:43:41 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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To: Zircon
zircoff
10 posted on 01/07/2003 9:45:15 AM PST by clintonh8r
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To: Zircon
Did you get some new meds today? God, you ought to write for Saturday Night Live or The Onion.
11 posted on 01/07/2003 9:45:28 AM PST by ohioman
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To: Zircon

Zircon, your beatifully written drivel has real made me see the light! I'm so ashamed of my zionism that I cry out in pain. I can see so clearly now why all those suicide bombers had to do what they did.

Why did G-d make me a jew? An evil jew, Why?!!! (sobbing and tears)

12 posted on 01/07/2003 9:48:22 AM PST by freedomson
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To: Zircon; dighton; aculeus; Orual; general_re

VARMINT CONG ALERT!!!
13 posted on 01/07/2003 9:49:11 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkengruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Zircon
Okay, this goes against my grain, but I must say...

Ecstasy and mushrooms don't mix.

You are one cubic zirconium, dude.
14 posted on 01/07/2003 9:50:54 AM PST by headsonpikes
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To: Zircon
Yo, Zircon ...

200 years from now, I want their children's children's children's children
to cower and cringe in fear whenever they hear the sounds of jet engines overhead
because their legends tell of fire from the sky.

I want them to hide in dark caves and holes in the earth,
shivering with terror whenever they hear the roar of diesel engines
because the tales of their ancestors talk about metal monsters
crawling over the earth, spitting death and destruction.

I want their mothers to be able to admonish them with
"If you don't behave, the Pale Destroyers will come for you",
and that will be enough to reduce them to quivering obesience.

I want the annihilation to be so complete that their mythology
will tell them of the day of judgment when the stern gods from across the sea
.. the powerful 'Mericans .. destroyed their forefathers' wickedness.

15 posted on 01/07/2003 9:51:27 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkengruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: johniegrad
Neo-con, paleo-con, or simply zircon?

Naww, I suspect he is just your garden-variety "con..."

16 posted on 01/07/2003 9:51:31 AM PST by backhoe
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To: Zircon; BlueLancer

17 posted on 01/07/2003 9:53:46 AM PST by dighton
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To: Zircon
Muslims aren't supposed to drink wine.
18 posted on 01/07/2003 9:54:40 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: BlueLancer; All
For laughs: The Broken Heart of an Orthodox Jew
19 posted on 01/07/2003 9:56:03 AM PST by dighton
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To: Zircon
ZIR-CON
20 posted on 01/07/2003 9:56:44 AM PST by johniegrad
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To: BlueLancer
Your fantasy reminds me a lot of Fromm's distinction between the biophilic and necrophilic personality structures... creepy!
21 posted on 01/07/2003 10:01:37 AM PST by eshu
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To: clintonh8r
night class in creative writing?

needs one in spelling too

22 posted on 01/07/2003 10:04:49 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: dighton
Steeempy! You fool!
23 posted on 01/07/2003 10:07:07 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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24 posted on 01/07/2003 10:12:38 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Zircon

25 posted on 01/07/2003 10:30:59 AM PST by rface
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To: rface
Great pic...
26 posted on 01/07/2003 10:38:26 AM PST by Sungirl
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To: Admin Moderator
Y'know, if I could do that thing with the lightning my job would be a heck of a lot more fun. :)
27 posted on 01/07/2003 6:04:59 PM PST by LibKill
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To: Zircon
Yet another case where a village is missing their idiot.*
28 posted on 01/07/2003 6:09:17 PM PST by 4CJ (* To the Freeper that posted that phrase, I must admit that is one fantastic line.)
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To: dighton
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b83d9ae206f.htm

Thanks, I've been trying to find this thread for ages! Talk about classic humor!

FReegards,
Slings and Arrows

29 posted on 01/07/2003 8:07:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Zircon

30 posted on 01/07/2003 11:53:51 PM PST by Mentos
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To: 4ConservativeJustices
I know a guy who has seen T-shirts sold at gun shows - on the front they say "Your village called!"
31 posted on 01/08/2003 12:04:18 AM PST by 185JHP (Toujours L'Audace!)
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To: 185JHP
"Your village called!"

ROFTL! Just a good!

32 posted on 01/08/2003 4:29:01 AM PST by 4CJ
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To: Zircon
In the words of the immortal Bugs Bunny:



What a ma-rooon!
33 posted on 01/08/2003 6:43:29 AM PST by wasp69 (terrorist buttbags are the ka-waziest people)
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34 posted on 01/08/2003 10:36:02 AM PST by sinclair (for a change of pace)
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To: Zircon
For those of us lucky enough to have fought our wars and shared bread and wine with our enemy, let us be thankful for the lessons and the love we have learned to appreciate.

You need to spice things up. Next time add "Upon Saint Crispin's Day!" to the end of that sentence.

35 posted on 01/08/2003 10:38:50 AM PST by socal_parrot (We happy few...)
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36 posted on 01/08/2003 10:42:03 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Zircon
Dude, that is some serious weed you got there.
37 posted on 01/08/2003 10:42:48 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Zircon

38 posted on 01/08/2003 10:44:09 AM PST by New Horizon
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To: freedomson
Sounds like he was speaking about both "Palestinians" and Israeli Jews.

Just an observation...lemme get my asbestos underpants.

39 posted on 01/08/2003 11:25:02 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: BlueLancer
Well said BlueLancer.
Well said.
Let's make it so....
40 posted on 01/08/2003 12:05:37 PM PST by Darksheare ("I was betrayed into the hands of the Inquisition.")
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To: 4ConservativeJustices
Tks
41 posted on 01/08/2003 2:51:41 PM PST by 185JHP (Toujours L'Audace!)
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To: BlueLancer
*sigh* So beautiful!
42 posted on 01/08/2003 3:05:57 PM PST by null and void (It brings a tear to my eye...)
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44 posted on 01/08/2003 4:00:59 PM PST by New Horizon
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To: New Horizon
Looks lonely, that dental floss...
45 posted on 01/08/2003 4:12:18 PM PST by meyer
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46 posted on 01/08/2003 4:14:15 PM PST by meyer
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To: 185JHP
Love it!!! I need one of those shirts!!
47 posted on 01/08/2003 6:46:55 PM PST by trussell
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To: fissionproducts
I think he needs his pygmy pony.
48 posted on 01/08/2003 8:16:34 PM PST by conservativemusician (frank rules)
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To: Zircon
"Our enemies are in search of our same dreams."

If they have the same dreams, then why are they our enemy?

49 posted on 01/09/2003 9:14:42 AM PST by rudypoot
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To: meyer
Beat me to it.

Go Anteaters!
50 posted on 01/09/2003 4:43:22 PM PST by Rockitz
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