Pygmies being eaten by cannibal rebels in Congo's ongoing war, UN reveals

thescotsman.co.uk ^ | Thu 9 Jan 2003 | JAMES ASTILL

[Guillermo]

Cannibalism = no

abortion = yes

nice logic, UN.

[cajungirl]

Would it be insensitive and rude if we made jokes.

[Puppage]

eating pygmies

Talk about having a quick bite to eat....geez.

[P-Marlowe]

Cannibalism has re-emerged throughout eastern Congo as the last vestiges of colonial influence have been eroded during the war.

That just about says it all.

If this is the world without "colonial influences," then this world needs more colonial influences -- now more than ever.

[EggsAckley]

Tastes like chicken.

[Junior]

Would it be insensitive and rude if we made jokes.

Yes it would, so take a short break, have a small snack, and give it a little thought, why don't you?

[katykelly]

The Joy of Cooking

[Thinkin' Gal]

Pygmies being eaten by cannibal rebels in Congo's ongoing war, UN reveals

Looks like a metaphor for the US Senate

[Bluntpoint]

Pygmies are what cannibals eat while on "Weight Watchers."

[Destructor]

...and they didn't even use A-1 Steak Sauce! Those savages!!

[N. Theknow]

Pygmy clowns taste funny.

[Mr. Mojo]

Best line of the story:

"Some of them are eating people in connection with their spiritual rituals and some of them just think it’s good meat."

[jbstrick]

[Bluntpoint]

Get in my belly!

[ClearCase_guy]

I think from the UN perspective, these rebel soldiers are trying to serve Man.

[Charles Martel]

[Hilltop]

Never again will I consume cocktail weenies at a party. I have to question the fashion sense of sporting pygmy parts, but I guess one does need to do something with the leftovers.

[Robe]

Child Cannibal to mama.......( pointing to an airplane flying over) “What’s That”
Mama.....”That’s an Airplane”
Kid........” Can you eat it ?”
Mama.....”Sure, it’s like a lobster, once you get through the shell the insides are
delicious”
Kaboom....SISSSSSS (rim shot )