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Pygmies being eaten by cannibal rebels in Congo's ongoing war, UN reveals
thescotsman.co.uk ^ | Thu 9 Jan 2003 | JAMES ASTILL

Posted on 01/09/2003 8:11:20 AM PST by Destro

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To: Bluntpoint
Betcha can't eat just ONE!
21 posted on 01/09/2003 8:24:25 AM PST by ken5050
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To: cajungirl
Pygmies.... the other dark meat...
22 posted on 01/09/2003 8:26:44 AM PST by Robe
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To: Robe
Pygmy: When Watusi is just to filling!
23 posted on 01/09/2003 8:26:46 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: Destro
Where's the "Robert Reich" alert?
24 posted on 01/09/2003 8:32:34 AM PST by pierrem15
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To: Robe
What do you call a Pygmy carrying a small toy?

A HAPPY MEAL!

25 posted on 01/09/2003 8:33:30 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: Destro
Maybe they just wanted some short ribs?
26 posted on 01/09/2003 8:35:58 AM PST by Legion
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To: Legion
LOL!!!
27 posted on 01/09/2003 8:37:16 AM PST by Puppage
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To: Bluntpoint
What about their blow-guns? Pygmies always had them!

Guess the govt. cracked down.

Where's Tarzan when you need him?

28 posted on 01/09/2003 8:37:31 AM PST by johnny7 (Find treasure in your backyard! It's fun and time-consuming!)
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To: P-Marlowe
We wouldn't want to shut down centuries old tribal rituals now would we?
29 posted on 01/09/2003 8:37:48 AM PST by oyez
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To: Destro
A lot of them are telling us about cannibalism...

We should all be celebrating diversity instead of being so judgemental.

I suspect that the real reason this article fills so many of us with revulsion is simple racism.

30 posted on 01/09/2003 8:37:54 AM PST by martin gibson
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To: P-Marlowe
We wouldn't want to shut down centuries old tribal rituals now would we?
31 posted on 01/09/2003 8:39:06 AM PST by oyez
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To: Charles Martel
What? Sherlock Moose is looking for a white guy on this?
32 posted on 01/09/2003 8:39:16 AM PST by sheik yerbouty
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To: johnny7
Pygmy to spa attendant:

Why are there potatoes and carrots in the hot tub?
33 posted on 01/09/2003 8:42:18 AM PST by Bluntpoint
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To: Destro
Roland was a warrior from the Land of the Midnight Sun With a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day So he set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray

Through sixty-six and seven they fought the Congo war With their fingers on their triggers, knee-deep in gore For days and nights they battled the Bantu to their knees They killed to earn their living and to help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner...

His comrades fought beside him - Van Owen and the rest But of all the Thompson gunners, Roland was the best So the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead That son-of-a-bitch Van Owen blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner Norway's bravest son Time, time, time For another peaceful war But time stands still for Roland 'Til he evens up the score They can still see his headless body stalking through the night In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent for the man who'd done him in He found him in Mombassa in a barroom drinking gin Roland aimed his Thompson gun - he didn't say a word But he blew Van Owen's body from there to Johannesburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner... The eternal Thompson gunner still wandering through the night Now it's ten years later but he still keeps up the fight In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley Patty Hearst heard the burst of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it

34 posted on 01/09/2003 9:06:06 AM PST by GoreIsLove
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To: Calcetines
Well we could express our desire for the pygmies to have protection and our dismay that some are eating them,,,hahahhahahahah,,,I think they are rather like cornish hens myself.
35 posted on 01/09/2003 9:17:09 AM PST by cajungirl
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To: Robe
>>>>>Kaboom....SISSSSSS (rim shot )<<<<<

You know the saying that in every joke there is a half of truth.

In 1994, US-supplied surface to air missile downed Rwandan jet and killed Rwandan and Burundi presidents on board. As a result, Hutus of Rwanda started genocide of Tutsis. Prior to downing of the jet, CIA analysis estimated possible risk and placed death toll estimate to "anywhere between 500 and 500,000". It was 800,000. After Tutsi regime was established after the genocide, it facilitated use of Rwanda as a staging ground for attack on Congo. In Eastern Congo, rich in COLTAN, anywhere between 200,000 and 2,000,000 million were killed and Coltan is free for grabs

Kaboom....SISSSSSS . Indeed.

36 posted on 01/09/2003 9:22:03 AM PST by DTA
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To: sheik yerbouty
What? Sherlock Moose is looking for a white guy on this?

"I have no comment at this time."

37 posted on 01/09/2003 9:26:54 AM PST by Charles Martel
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To: Destro
>>>>in a last-ditch grab for the area’s mineral spoils<<<

Mineral spoils, like this one, perhaps?

38 posted on 01/09/2003 9:27:52 AM PST by DTA
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To: Hilltop
Man, I heard that! LOL!!
39 posted on 01/09/2003 10:08:29 AM PST by Destructor
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