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Gas Passers Sitting Happy (Consider it the anti-whoopee cushion)
Fox News ^
| 16 Jan 2002
| Amy C. Sims
Posted on 01/16/2003 5:52:52 AM PST by UKCajun
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To: Ditter
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:24:04 AM PST
by
csvset
To: g'nad
I can only imagine that carrying this is slightly less embarrassing than carrying a hemorrhoid "donut."
To: tacticalogic
Whoaa! We're talking serious engineering here.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:25:37 AM PST
by
UKCajun
To: UKCajun
Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
To: UKCajun
Takes all the fun out of having my boys pull my finger! (I loving having sons!)
To: Corin Stormhands
No doubt carbon filter underwear are soon to follow.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:26:33 AM PST
by
UKCajun
To: UKCajun
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:27:02 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Corin Stormhands
I figured you'd just strap it to yer butt...
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:27:56 AM PST
by
g'nad
(food is good... beer is food...)
To: UKCajun
We're also talking flatulence that could blister the chrome on a bumper.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:28:24 AM PST
by
tacticalogic
(This tagline is dedicated to SheLion and family until further notice.)
To: ThinkingMan
Calling Mayor Bloomberg...
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:28:36 AM PST
by
UKCajun
To: tacticalogic
Get the chemical engineers on it too.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:29:22 AM PST
by
UKCajun
To: DancesWithTrout
"Why would anyone want to deprive themselves the inherent comedic value of a strategically released SBD only moments before the elevator doors open?"
Confucious say, "Hot, crowded elevator smells different to a midget."
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:30:51 AM PST
by
M. Peach
(Eschew obsfucation)
To: UKCajun
Preferably one who specializes in chemical warfare countermeasures.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:31:56 AM PST
by
tacticalogic
(This tagline is dedicated to SheLion and family until further notice.)
To: UKCajun
"Fart underwear are next... "
Q: How can you tell when a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her ankles swell up.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:32:10 AM PST
by
M. Peach
(Eschew obsfucation)
To: g'nad
Hmmmmm...
35
posted on
01/16/2003 6:33:15 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(Does this fart-pillow make my butt look big?)
To: UKCajun
No doubt carbon filter underwear are soon to follow.They're already here and here.
To: csvset
From the GasBGon website:
Yet, clinical studies show that the average person produces one to three pints of gas and passes gas 14 times a day.
Call it 2 pints per day x 250 million people x 365 days per year = 182,500,000,000 pints per year.
With all that energy, we may have a solution for OPEC.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:35:14 AM PST
by
UKCajun
To: Corin Stormhands
(Does this fart-pillow make my butt look big?) no... fatter, yes...
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:35:18 AM PST
by
g'nad
(too easy bro...)
To: M. Peach
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:37:21 AM PST
by
M. Peach
(Eschew obsfucation)
To: SMEDLEYBUTLER
No kidding. Visited the sites--too cool.
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posted on
01/16/2003 6:37:25 AM PST
by
UKCajun
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