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Why Men Are So Damn Cool!!!!
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Posted on 01/18/2003 5:47:15 PM PST by Boot Hill

Why Men are so Damn Cool:

  1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

  2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

  3. Your last name stays put.

  4. The garage is all yours.

  5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

  6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

  7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

  8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

  9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

  10. Same work .. more pay.

  11. Wrinkles-add character.

  12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

  13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

  14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

  15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

  16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

  18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

  19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

  20. You can open all your own jars.

  21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

  22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

  23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

  24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

  25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

  27. No maxi-pads.

  28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

  29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

  30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

  31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

  32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

  34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

  35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

  36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

  37. The world is your urinal.



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If this has been posted before, I don't care, because men are so damn cool!!!

--Boot Hill

1 posted on 01/18/2003 5:47:15 PM PST by Boot Hill
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2 posted on 01/18/2003 5:48:22 PM PST by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: Boot Hill
I LOVE IT. I am so tired of the men bashing in our society. (I'm a woman) Men are so great. In the workplace, they do their job without all the gossip and back stabbing. They are so real. Hurray for men. I hope everyone reads this.
3 posted on 01/18/2003 5:50:58 PM PST by Angel
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To: Boot Hill
And we can write our names in teh snow... THAT is the best part...
4 posted on 01/18/2003 5:51:11 PM PST by Chad Fairbanks (We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.)
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To: Boot Hill
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

Heh! I'm taking mine to the grave! :)

5 posted on 01/18/2003 5:51:33 PM PST by AntiGuv ()
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To: Boot Hill
When I go to bed tonight I'll dream I live in this world.

Until then, Mrs. Billorites says she "owns my ass."

:oops! gotta go. bbl.

6 posted on 01/18/2003 5:51:42 PM PST by billorites
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To: Boot Hill
And #38 -

You can wake up from a sleep, and be out the door within 5 minutes.
7 posted on 01/18/2003 5:53:19 PM PST by canuck_conservative
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To: Boot Hill
Too funny!

And soooo true (except the equal pay thing....).
8 posted on 01/18/2003 5:54:02 PM PST by MonroeDNA (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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9 posted on 01/18/2003 5:54:47 PM PST by MonroeDNA (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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To: Boot Hill
#39. Farts are celebrated.
10 posted on 01/18/2003 5:55:57 PM PST by MonroeDNA (What's the frequency, Kenneth?)
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To: AntiGuv
I've had the barber since '68. The other day he told me he would be retiring soon. I almost had a heart attack!

--Boot Hill

11 posted on 01/18/2003 5:57:55 PM PST by Boot Hill
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To: Boot Hill
PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BRAINLESS B*&$~&^&T.

THANK YOU.

12 posted on 01/18/2003 5:59:09 PM PST by XLurk
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To: Boot Hill
37. The world is your urinal.

Being able to pee standing up is not an unmixed blessing.

There is , first of all, that horrible feeling as you're standing there that you really ought to be sitting there.

Then there's the dreaded 'shower-head effect'.

And finally, there is no man on earth who doesn't shudder when he remembers his first pair of pants with a zipper fly.

13 posted on 01/18/2003 6:01:21 PM PST by Grut
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To: Support Free Republic
Okay, okay, I will donate ((arms raised and waiving a little white flag)), just make that picture go away, PLEASE! Argh!
14 posted on 01/18/2003 6:01:56 PM PST by Chong (Thank you SFR.)
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To: Boot Hill; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
A Texas bump to someone that appreciates all this stuff.
15 posted on 01/18/2003 6:02:54 PM PST by SeeRushToldU_So ( Something witty, etc, etc....)
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To: XLurk
PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BRAINLESS B*&$~&^&T. THANK YOU.

I'd like to buy a sense of humor, Pat...

17 posted on 01/18/2003 6:04:53 PM PST by null and void (or have a vowel movement...)
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To: XLurk
LOL, there's always one!
18 posted on 01/18/2003 6:07:04 PM PST by Boot Hill
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To: Boot Hill
Great post!
Bookmarked and BUMPED
19 posted on 01/18/2003 6:07:31 PM PST by Lancey Howard (Tag line (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: MonroeDNA
....and they don't smell, either!
20 posted on 01/18/2003 6:10:06 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican (/sarcasm)
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