Loan Wanted: I Need To Borrow A Few Thousand For A Year

People Who Know More Than You Do ^ | January 31, 2003 | aas

[an amused spectator]

Will you loan me a few thousand dollars interest-free for a year? I'll pay you back in May. If you want the money back before May, you can get it from one of my buddies after January, but you'll have to pay him some of your cash to get it.

Thanks in advance! Contact me here or here.

BTW - if I can't get enough people to help me out with this, I might send someone around to your place to remind you about this generous offer^*.

^*In California, these persons will all look like your governor, Gray Davis.

[an amused spectator]

I've begun gathering the necessary data once again, and I saw an H&R Block commercial where some smiling doofus was waltzing out the door with his instant refund check.

I snapped.

[Sir Gawain]

In the Arms of the State - The Heinous Crime of Keeping Your Own Money

[maxwell]

Will you loan me a few thousand dollars interest-free for a year?

Dude, I was just about to ask YOU that...

[an amused spectator]

I read that piece, and went and looked at a few more by Russell Madden.

Guy knows how to write.

[kcar]

Just post your bank routing number so we can all wire you something.

[kcar]

Don't actually post that. Bad joke.

[an amused spectator]

If you live in California, I'm going to send two Davis clones by your house to reward your insolence.

Plus, they're going to gig you for the sunlight your lot is using. ;-)

[an amused spectator]

Don't actually post that. Bad joke.

I was going to post the routing number from your FR home page.

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Made you look. ;-)

[areafiftyone]

[Blood of Tyrants]

Read my tagline.