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So what happened on Joe Millionaire, any big secrets?
Fox TV, I guess ^ | 2/17/03 | A. Millionaire(as far as you know)

Posted on 02/17/2003 9:53:18 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat

So what happened? Any stunning secrets? Dissappointing, shocking, or good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, its stupid and meaningless, TV will destroy the Roman Empire, etc., save us the speeches. Yes TV has never been the same since Greg Kinnear left Talk Soup(though I thought Monkey Boy had his moments).

I just wanna know what happened.


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1 posted on 02/17/2003 9:53:19 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
He wasn't really a millionaire.
2 posted on 02/17/2003 9:54:38 PM PST by Arkinsaw
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To: Arkinsaw
He was by the end of the show.
3 posted on 02/17/2003 9:55:50 PM PST by Dave S
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To: Arkinsaw
He and Zora are now.

And FOX is going to milk this next week too. LOL

I only watched the last 18 minutes, so I don't know what transpired, only how it ended.

The butler did it.

4 posted on 02/17/2003 9:56:22 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Diddle E. Squat
You remember the good 'ol days of talk soup D.E.S!

Joe picked Zora. She accepted a promise ring. Butler Paul presented the couple with $1M.

5 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:17 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: Dave S
The million dollar check was made out to monkey boy and Zora. How does that work?
6 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:18 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Compared to "Joe Millionaire", WWF Wrestling looks real.
7 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:25 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Diddle E. Squat
SPOILER ALERT (FOR VIEWERS WHO AIN'T SEEN IT YET).

Stop reading here if you don't want to know.

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Zora.

The show gave whatsisface and Zora a half-mil apiece.

No catfights/tears when the women were told whatsisface was lying about being a millionaire.

8 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:36 PM PST by strela (Magog Brothers Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers)
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To: Fred Mertz
How much did they give him?
9 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:39 PM PST by Hildy
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To: Diddle E. Squat
shoot me!
10 posted on 02/17/2003 9:57:56 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: Fred Mertz
Sheesh, there's another week? I though this was the last one. I only saw the episode(last half) where the "too grapey" sniffyfoot chick jumped him.
11 posted on 02/17/2003 9:58:50 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: HELLRAISER II
get over here...
12 posted on 02/17/2003 9:58:54 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: hole_n_one
I haven't been watching, but my thought about the whole show was pretty much, "So, he won't have $50m. It's not like he's coming out of this broke." Heh, I was right. :)
13 posted on 02/17/2003 10:00:10 PM PST by July 4th
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To: Arkinsaw
He wasn't really a millionaire.

Thanks for spoiling it, *******!

14 posted on 02/17/2003 10:01:05 PM PST by Jeff Chandler ( ;)
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To: hole_n_one
I wonder what her reaction will be when she sees the reruns and learns that her caveman caught VD from bondage slut?
15 posted on 02/17/2003 10:03:22 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: dfwgator
Compared to "Joe Millionaire", WWF Wrestling looks real.

Whoa! Maybe these new guys are fakes, but Johnny Valentine was REAL.


16 posted on 02/17/2003 10:04:46 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: All
Do the words "War of the Worlds" mean anything to you guys? This was a play disguised as a reality show.
17 posted on 02/17/2003 10:05:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I missed the "Dallas" show ..who shot JR? I have never found out....also how did the "Fugitve" end? I think I also missed Ed Sullivan's show ...did the dancing bears perform?
18 posted on 02/17/2003 10:05:51 PM PST by woofie
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To: Arkinsaw
WORST.

TWIST.

EVER.

19 posted on 02/17/2003 10:06:14 PM PST by Hazzardgate
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I wonder what her reaction will be when she sees the reruns and learns that her caveman

No doubt. All he needed was a mammoth-fur breechclout and a club and he could have done a guest shot on The Flintstones.

20 posted on 02/17/2003 10:06:18 PM PST by strela (Magog Brothers Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers)
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To: stainlessbanner
Oh man, the original Talk Soup was the best! Fond memories of crowding into apartments in our 'enclave' to watch that. I even set up a couple via one of these parties. No, they didn't name their firstborn "Monkeyboy".

Why did it have to end?
21 posted on 02/17/2003 10:06:24 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I saw that FOX showed bondage girl smoking a cigarette. That means she puts out like a Coke machine. LOL
22 posted on 02/17/2003 10:07:22 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: woofie
I missed the "Dallas" show ..who shot JR?

It wasn't JR. It was Jimmy Johnson. And Jerry Jones did it. BTW, who shot Billy Jack?

23 posted on 02/17/2003 10:07:49 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: woofie
I missed the "Dallas" show ..who shot JR?

Castro, the mafia, and one of Clinton's troopers.

24 posted on 02/17/2003 10:08:26 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Dave S
He was by the end of the show.

He wasn't after his date with the IRS. ;-)

25 posted on 02/17/2003 10:09:04 PM PST by Polybius
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Lots of drama. Lots of dramatic music. Lots of commercials to drag it out for 1 1/2 hours.

Evan picked Zora

Told Zora he wasn't a moneybags. She was more unhappy about the deception than him not being moneyed.

Melissa came back to help Sarah(?) pack, and had a mutual b1tch session and smoke break. Sarah acted surprised (and acted very well, too) when Evan told her he wasn't moneyed. "You act like you expected that to matter to me," or something like that.

Big suprise at the end when the butler presented Evan and Zora with a million dollars, which neither of them knew about.

Follow-up show next week of what's been happening with Evan and Zora. Wouldn't be surprised to see an encore showing of this week's episode before then.
26 posted on 02/17/2003 10:10:03 PM PST by AF_Blue (Integrity, Service, Excellence)
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To: dfwgator
Look, pro wrestling IS real. At least as far as those guys are really falling on the mat, really lifting each other up and tossing each other around, and really doing some very dangerous stunts and some very coordinated moves. One slip and people really get hurt, even killed. Sure, the fights are all pre-figured out and they aren't trying to actually kill each other, but those guys are working their butts off and taking real risks and really getting rather worked over in the course of their daily activities. Give those guys the respect they deserve, they are pro athletes as much as any football player or baseball star, and they take as much punishment as the best of them.
27 posted on 02/17/2003 10:10:21 PM PST by Billy_bob_bob ("He who will not reason is a bigot;He who cannot is a fool;He who dares not is a slave." W. Drummond)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Joe Millionaire? LOL! I suggest you turn off the TAAAAAAAVAAAAA. It'll make yer crank thro a bearin....
28 posted on 02/17/2003 10:11:24 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf
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To: Richard Kimball; Diddle E. Squat
I'll have to read the book
29 posted on 02/17/2003 10:11:24 PM PST by woofie
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To: Fred Mertz
That's probably why he kept her as a finalist, cover for some 'satisfaction' while he had to wait on good girl Zora. If there is another week, I hope she dumps him.

So do they only get the dough if they marry, or is the money already in the bank. I forget how it works on the Price Is Right.
30 posted on 02/17/2003 10:11:27 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: woofie
1. Kristen
2. Beat the crap out of the one arm man on top of roller coaster ride.
3. ??

P.S.- Kristen was so hot!

31 posted on 02/17/2003 10:12:35 PM PST by Pokey78
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I think Evan the Pro-Wrestler-Wanna-be and Sarah the bondage movie actress would've been much more interesting. You can buy a lot of leather with $1M.
32 posted on 02/17/2003 10:12:50 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: Billy_bob_bob
No, Billy_bob_bob, pro wrestling is fake. Deal with it.
33 posted on 02/17/2003 10:12:57 PM PST by Fred Mertz
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To: AF_Blue
She was more unhappy about the deception than him not being moneyed.

I'm glad she had the presense of mind to know how to react with the TV camera on her.

34 posted on 02/17/2003 10:13:31 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Richard Kimball
It wasn't JR. It was Jimmy Johnson. And Jerry Jones did it. BTW, who shot Billy Jack?

I thought it was all just a dream.

35 posted on 02/17/2003 10:13:57 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Billy_bob_bob
A 150lb geek put me in the figure 4 leghold one time. Thought he was going to break my leg.
36 posted on 02/17/2003 10:14:07 PM PST by Pokey78
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To: Fred Mertz
My daughter watched and was so bored by the end. (She has the flu.) When they showed the two dancing, she said, "and stay tuned because in the next hour you will watch them dance."
37 posted on 02/17/2003 10:16:56 PM PST by It's me
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I'm glad she had the presense of mind to know how to react with the TV camera on her.

She reacted that way because that's what the script said to do.

38 posted on 02/17/2003 10:20:00 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Fred Mertz
No, Billy_bob_bob, pro wrestling is fake. Deal with it.

Really?

Partypooper! . . . I suppose you've been enlightening little ones about Santa too, Fred?

39 posted on 02/17/2003 10:20:31 PM PST by Phil V.
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To: woofie
"Rosebud" was the name of the sled.
40 posted on 02/17/2003 10:22:33 PM PST by AmishDude
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Back in the day, when TV was quality...

...gals would swoon over Mr. Twirling Spoons.

41 posted on 02/17/2003 10:22:55 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: woofie
I missed the "Dallas" show ..who shot JR?

George Foreman, who was paid by that skinny brunette with the straight hair who now sells skin-care products like a veg-a-matic. She tried to keep Bobby straight but he was suffering too much stress.

42 posted on 02/17/2003 10:23:43 PM PST by budwiesest
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To: It's me
They did manage to draw everything that didn't matter our as long as humnaly possible and rush everything you might actually be interested in. Sponsers must have really liked the show for them to keep extending it.

I liked it. I am one sappy romantic I guess.

43 posted on 02/17/2003 10:24:13 PM PST by kancel
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To: Richard Kimball
I think it was the "badge man".
44 posted on 02/17/2003 10:25:34 PM PST by babaloo999
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I was too busy watching another lurid Michael Jackson gut-spiller.
45 posted on 02/17/2003 10:26:02 PM PST by AF68
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To: Fred Mertz
pro wrestling is fake

Say it ain't so!!


46 posted on 02/17/2003 10:26:14 PM PST by socal_parrot
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To: AF68
So which nose did Michael Jackson finally pick?
47 posted on 02/17/2003 10:26:51 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
He picked the brunette.

He and brunette shared one million dollars.

Red

48 posted on 02/17/2003 10:28:28 PM PST by Conservative4Ever
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I've never watched Joe Millionaire. Not one episode. Not one minute of one episode. And I'll take a lie detector test.
49 posted on 02/17/2003 10:29:15 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: AmishDude
Ok... what is the name of the blonde bimbo with her own reality show on Sleeze TV and who over fed her?
50 posted on 02/17/2003 10:30:20 PM PST by woofie
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