Freeper Caribbean Cruise May 31-June 7, Staterooms As Low As $510!! Per Person For Entire Week! (IV)

Free Republic Network | 02/24/2003 | MinuteGal

[Luis Gonzalez]

Party time?

When my baby,
when my baby smiles at me I go to Rio...

[MinuteGal]

Luis, if you wear that outfit on the cruise to the Caribbeani
I'll match ya with a teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini!

(oh, my! What am I promising? No cameras on board, please!)

Leni

[Bob J]

You going L?

[MinuteGal]

You'll find your life will begin
The very moment you're in
The Caribbean
If you're romantic, senor
Then you will surely adore
The Caribbean

When you hear "yo te amo"
From a gorgeous Freeperette
We're letting you know
You'll break into a sweat!

We'll bet a new castenet
That you will never forget
The Caribbean
Where there's steel bands and moonlight
To tingle your spine
Dancing till midnight
Budweisers and wine

Sign on today, you may want to stay
In The Caribbean
Tsk, tsk tsk, tsk
OLE!

Leni

[DoughtyOne]

When the rest of us hit the Jamaican beaches, will your chair be empty.  Don't let it happen.  Get your reservations in today.

Here is a new feature.  Each day I'll put up a quality photo of one of the places we'll be visiting on the cruise.
Give me a nice big drink with a little umbrella, and I'll sit quite happily in one of these chairs as the sun sets on this Jamaican beach.

[Luis Gonzalez]

So far, I haven't been able to talk my wife into it.

She likes her cruises with a lot less politics.

[Luis Gonzalez]

When you hear "yo te amo"
From a gorgeous Freeperette
We're letting you know
You'll break into a sweat!

Hey Bob, my wife REALLY says no now. :-)

[MinuteGal]

I'll bet your wife is a gorgeous Freeperette!

Leni

[Luis Gonzalez]

Yes, she's a looker, but she HATES politics.

[CounterCounterCulture]

10% more fun,
20% less empty calories,
15% more jokes overall,
17.23% more participation by the friendliest Freepers,

So, in other words, MORE TRIPLE-C?!? Well, hot diggity doo-doo!

CCC says: Beware of sea creatures, for they DO exist!

[DoughtyOne]

Now that's scarey.

[DoughtyOne]

...not the More Triple-C part. : )

[MinuteGal]

I see Hillary replaced Old Crusty with Old Crustacean in that pic. Well, she DOES look pretty in pink and at least her ankles don't show!

Leni

[dittomom]

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ya' just never know what's gonna wash up on the beach!

[Seeking the truth]

Just last night Darlie said: "I am so ready for our cruise".

[CounterCounterCulture]

Ah, there's a classic. I started a CAPTION THIS PICTURE thread with that one.

[dittomom]

LOL!! That's probably where I saved it from!!

But seriously, folks. Call Wanda TODAY toll-free 1-800-890-7583 so you won't miss out on the Freeper Beach Party on Grand Cayman's Seven Mile Beach!!!

Now, THAT'S a BEACH!!!

[Bob J]

The Beach look just like "Orange Beach" in Pelilu. I guees they all pretty much look the same...heheh.

[DoughtyOne]

Located just outside Ocho Rios, Jamaica are some wonderful waterfalls.  Freeps Ahoy cruisers can visit them if they like.

[Uncle Kermie]

Count me in.