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Stardumb: Chris Martin of Coldplay (Barbrometer alert)
Weekly Standard ^ | 02/26/2003 | David Skinner

Posted on 02/26/2003 7:48:39 AM PST by veronica

Grammy special, Cusack revisited, MTV goes anti-war, and the Boss.

THE STARDUMB word of the week is "agreeance."

We shout out a thanks to Fred Dunce of Limp Bizkit for the contribution, which he ad-libbed on stage at the Grammys, in defiance of the English language and rumors of a gag order handed down from CBS. Without him, we wouldn't have a Stardumb word of the week. So, thanks Fred.

Dunce's full comment was, "I hope we all are in agreeance that this war should go away as soon as possible."

Stardumb Hypothesis 4: Although celebrity is often used to advance an overlooked cause, the dynamic works the other way, too. In the current antiwar movement, for example, one sees many instances in which the cause is saving a celebrity from being overlooked. (Hello, Mike Farrell!)

The music awards remained relatively free of war-posing even after reports that the plug wouldn't be pulled on anyone for mouthing off. But, somehow, the dye was already set. In addition to Dunce's misfire, Sheryl Crow wore a peace sign necklace and Bonnie Raitt got off a "let's build some peace," and that's about it. One might even say the pro-war cause received equal time. Crow performed a duet with Kid Rock who later told the New York Daily News that we should definitely get Saddam: "Kill him and the guy in North Korea."

The de facto ixne on arwe alkte made for less embarrassment for the music industry, but not for better television. Look at what it did to Dustin Hoffman, who, to his shame, recently told an audience in London that "For me as an American, the most painful aspect of this is that I believe the administration has taken the events of 9/11 and has manipulated the grief of the country and I think that's reprehensible." Opening up the politically scrubbed Grammys, Hoffman could barely achieve coherence as he sucked his teeth and muttered about (1) New York and (2) his kids and (3) doing his scatter-brained best right now. Audience reaction went something like this: (1) "Hooray!," (2) "Huh?," (3) "What the?" At least we knew what he was talking about when Rain Man was maligning the Bush administration.

On the plus side, Chris Martin of Coldplay definitely made a better appearance at the Grammys than he had at the Brit Awards last week. At the Grammys, he and his band did the unexpected thing and played music--with the New York Metropolitan Orchestra, it so happened. Of course, such reverse slumming is usually a bad sign: Rock'n'roll bands shouldn't crave that kind of respect, and nor should orchestras crave that kind of cool. But at the Brit Awards, where Coldplay nabbed Best album, this week's featured Stardumb, lead singer Martin, thanked the crowd by saying, "Awards are essentially nonsense. We're all going to die when George Bush has his way. It's good to go out with a bang."

This edifying moment came after singer George Michael--last in the news for lewd behavior in a public bathroom in Los Angeles--and Ms. Dynamite--to my knowledge, never in the news before this--sang an anti-war duet version of Michael's early '90s hit "Faith." The lyrics were changed to include such penetrating tidbits as: "We've been here before / Talk of violence and talk of war / I don't wanna see children die no more / So I gotta make a stand." Michael also showed up in a Daily Mirror report this week, essentially thanking the "pop legend" for attending an antiwar rally sponsored by--who else?--the Daily Mirror. The oily former half of Wham! declared that a war against Iraq would set the Islamist world aflame. As opposed to its current, lukewarm feeling toward the Great Satan and the rest of the West.

Of course one never had high expectations for George Michael. Chris Martin's appearance in the ranks of Stardumb, however, is a real bummer. Although something of a political activist before this, Martin was more than sufficiently self-deprecating for it not to matter. Discussing his work for Oxfam, the anti-poverty organization, Martin told Nick Harcourt of KCRW in Los Angeles, "I'm well aware of [the possibility] of looking like a complete fraud and an idiot." But the idea of using his celebrity to advance a noble cause occurred to him after Coldplay was offered lucrative deals to license their music for television commercials.

"Why don't we advertise something we care about?" is how the lead singer characterized the decision. Besides, the band didn't want to betray their fans by trotting out beloved songs to sell sneakers. In fact, Martin was quite the critic of rock stars who licensed their music, taking a shot at Sting for helping Jaguar sell their luxury vehicles. Yet apparently the stardummy thinks it okay to leverage his musical fame for a chance to call George Bush a one-man apocalypse. One wishes Martin and Coldplay considered their musical reputation dear enough to protect from not only the desecrations of the marketplace, but also the demagoguery of the public square.

The song Coldplay performed at the Grammys, "Politik," is from their new album, "A Cold Rush of Blood to the Head." Martin wrote the song days after September 11, 2001, but one detects little political commentary in it. With its vague, skyward pleas for calm and understanding and peace, it has more in common with Bruce Springsteen's Grammy-nominated album The Rising than, say, the leftist, belligerent roughhousing of The Clash (whose leader, the late Joe Strummer, was also honored Sunday night).

What makes Coldplay worthwhile is their music. Their soulful and melodic songs are consistently pleasant and of reasonably good craftsmanship. They remind one of the softer side of U2, a band they admire, though in terms of percussion the new album is as interesting as a metronome. Their chord progressions also sometimes mark an all-too-predictable trail. And yet, they can make happy songs like nobody's business, such as "Don't Panic" from their first, Grammy-winning, album "Parachutes." Its chorus, "We live in a beautiful world" gives some idea of the debut album's superior feel-good vibe. One os the standout tracks "A Rush of Blood to the Head," is called "God Put a Smile Upon Your Face": "It's about you can't believe what a great life you have," the usually upbeat and humorous Martin told KCRW.

Someone tell Martin that the "great" life generally doesn't involve dabbling in false accusations of mass murder.

Barbrometer: Two out of five Barbra Streisand heads

Grader's comment: Although Martin's statement at the Brit Awards was horrible and reckless, it may have been a one-shot bit of idiocy. The only directly anti-war line in the 9/11-themed "Politik"--"I'm going to buy a gun and start a war / If you can tell me something worth fighting for," barely registers on the Barbrometer, which is like one of those giant scales lugged out only for the really big fish.

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"LLOYD, LLOYD, NULL AND VOID": A handful of readers have complained that I was too hard on good ole' John Cusack, who incidentally seems to have become a protege of Sidney Blumenthal, who gets a producing credit in "Max" and shows up in a recent Salon interview with Cusack.

In particular, many correspondents say Cusack was entirely correct to describe the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center as having been deliberately staggered to make sure television cameras would be present when the second plane hit. Perhaps I didn't argue this point hard enough, but that was out of respect for the intelligence of my readers. My apologies in advance to those who require no further illumination:

To say that Osama bin Laden deliberately "staggered" the planes hitting the Twin Towers is to say he entertained the possibility of having both planes hit simultaneously--and had the power to choreograph it--but decided against this astonishing course of action. Which is incredibly unlikely, given the difficulty of pulling off the terrorist attacks to begin with, the varying degrees of experience among the pilots, and the fact that the planes that hit WTC 1 and 2 left Boston at different times. I'll grant that aside from murdering thousands of Americans, the attacks were intended to terrorize the rest of us (of course), but I will not indulge any more silly, postmodern blather about Osama's designs for the "iconography of murder," to use Cusack's awful and misleading phrase. It sounds like something a VH1 host would say.

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Stardumb Honorary Mention: It's hard to know who to blame for MTV's generally vacuous and sometimes bizarre anti-war announcements. The music channel or the musicians? That famous student of the GOP Adam Duritz, the frontman for Counting Crows, says, "What disturbs me the most about the situation is that we may be going to war . . . to keep a political party in power in our country." Rob Thomas states that he can never support war. For his part, Jay Z tells us that in war "everyone loses." Yeah, tell it to the Soviets, Jay. Justin Timberlake says in one of two 20-second recorded messages that he leaves such issues as war to our "world leaders." Why then is he speaking out? These public service announcements make their stardummies sound like they received their political education from, well, public service announcements.

Oh, and another thing: Stardummy Bruce Springsteen (I know, I know--it hurts me, too) recently told Entertainment Weekly that, "You try not to be cynical, but without the distraction of Iraq, [people would notice] that the economy is doing poorly, and the old-fashioned Republican tax cuts for the folks that are doin' well will seriously curtail services for people who are struggling out there."

I can't keep up.

David Skinner is an associate managing editor at The Weekly Standard.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dumb; grammys; hollywood; limousinelibs; stars

1 posted on 02/26/2003 7:48:39 AM PST by veronica
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To: dennisw; Lent; kattracks; JohnHuang2; Sabertooth; MadIvan; SJackson; Bahbah; Grampa Dave; ...
FYI.
2 posted on 02/26/2003 7:50:03 AM PST by veronica
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To: Yehuda; Cinnamon Girl; BenF; Nachum; Thinkin' Gal; Registered; quidnunc; yonif; Clive
Bump.
3 posted on 02/26/2003 7:52:11 AM PST by veronica
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To: veronica
At noted, at the Grammys some moron from a group called Limp Bizkit wowed the audience with, "I hope we're all in agreeance that this war should go away as soon as possible." Agreeance?

It was just a few weeks ago that Mario Cuomo patiently explained the difference between conservatives and liberals: "You see, look, they write their message with crayons. We use fine-point quills. We get a little bit more, I think-intellectual is not the right word." Cuomo's right. Intellectual is definitely not the right word. I hope we're all in agreeance on that.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

4 posted on 02/26/2003 7:53:32 AM PST by mikeb704
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To: veronica
So the Coldplay guy's an idiot.

Both of their albums are great.

5 posted on 02/26/2003 7:53:44 AM PST by dead
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To: dead
I second that. I'm listening to "A Rush of Blood..." right now.
6 posted on 02/26/2003 7:54:39 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: mikeb704
I'm in agreeance.

I noted at the time that Fred Durst's lame bit of incoherent war protesting, in the face of the Grammy's warning against, was a thoroughly milquetoast moment of rock & roll rebellion.

It was like he bit the head off a chocolate bunny.

7 posted on 02/26/2003 7:57:25 AM PST by dead
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To: dead
So the Coldplay guy's an idiot. Both of their albums are great.

Ergo, they should stick to music and leave the politics to others.

8 posted on 02/26/2003 7:59:05 AM PST by veronica
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To: dead
So the Coldplay guy's an idiot. Both of their albums are great.

Agreed. They write some great tunes:-)

9 posted on 02/26/2003 8:01:37 AM PST by Happygal
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To: veronica
That goes for every other band as well.

But they'll never listen. They all want to be Pete Seeger or Joan Baez. (why I'll never know)

10 posted on 02/26/2003 8:03:48 AM PST by dead
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To: dead; veronica
Name a couple of their best tunes and I'll take a look. I saw him on the Grammys and he sure was emoting a lot. (BFD) I haven't a clue what the lyrics were. What tune was that?
11 posted on 02/26/2003 8:04:06 AM PST by dennisw ( http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)
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To: veronica
I guess I'm not too cool because I really don't know their music but at the grammy awards it looked like a scene from "reefer madness" to me.
12 posted on 02/26/2003 8:04:52 AM PST by fml
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To: Happygal; dead; veronica
You should check out the Coldplay.com message board, which has been Freeped quite a bit since Martin began his natterings:

Chris Martin stay out of Politics!!
why you wouldn't see me on this anti war march

13 posted on 02/26/2003 8:06:53 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Heh heh. Thanks for those links...
14 posted on 02/26/2003 8:10:20 AM PST by veronica
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To: veronica
I started checking it out about the time that he was on his soapbox at the Brits ceremony.
Nothing like a little internecine warfare!
15 posted on 02/26/2003 8:12:20 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: dennisw
My favorite is "Trouble" from their first album. Or "A Rush of Blood to the Head" from the current one.

"In My Place" is probably their biggest (and current) hit.

The song they did with the orchestra was Politik which is OK.

16 posted on 02/26/2003 8:18:35 AM PST by dead
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To: veronica
The Grammy's showed just how cowardly many of these celebrities really are. While they are usually quick to bombard us with their (often unwanted) opinions, they were strangely quiet at the Grammy's because they had been warned to shut up. Hardly a squeek from any of them. The parade of self appointed "Know it Alls" with their tails tucked between their legs was almost comical. Everybody was expecting someone to do something provacative but there were nothing but tumbleweeds blowing by until Durst blurted out his very tepid and reserved anti-war message.

I give Durst credit though. I do think we all want this to be over with as quickly as possible. At least he had the guts to say something. The rest of the anti-war weenies were all of a sudden, too concerned about their careers to utter any of their nonsense that night. I didn't agree with their positions to begin with but their show of complete cowardice gives me nothing but contempt for them. They are so spineless that they cowered in fear when presented with an ultimatum from the network. They all should have yellow stripes painted on their backs.
17 posted on 02/26/2003 8:29:12 AM PST by XRdsRev
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To: dead
I'm in agreeance as well. I'm hoping for one week of hotness on the ground, max.

Is "hotness" a word?
18 posted on 02/26/2003 8:30:47 AM PST by RobRoy
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To: dead
I must also have some forbearance for the Boss, who, while an ideological fool, absolutely kicked ass performing London Calling. He just needs some time away from Susan and Tim.
19 posted on 02/26/2003 8:32:16 AM PST by garv
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To: RobRoy
Yes. I see it used in Penthouse Forum all the time, along with the verb form - "hotted up."
20 posted on 02/26/2003 8:33:02 AM PST by dead
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To: garv
I tuned out before then. Sorry I missed it.

Bruce is pretty quiet with his liberalism. His one sin ("41 Shots") was really rather tame.

Besides, he puts his own money where his mouth is. I've heard that he very quietly donates tens of thousands of dollars to the food banks and soup kitchens in every city his tour stops in. He also did a number of low-key benefit performances for individual firemen and cops who died on 911.

21 posted on 02/26/2003 8:36:02 AM PST by dead
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To: dead
Thanks ... I'll take a look.
22 posted on 02/26/2003 8:48:29 AM PST by dennisw ( http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)
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To: dennisw
Also "Clocks" from the latest release.
23 posted on 02/26/2003 8:56:21 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
I shall check it out via kazaa-lite. But really they should have had the Rolling Stones or the the Kinks up there and been done with it.
24 posted on 02/26/2003 9:22:36 AM PST by dennisw ( http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php)
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To: veronica
Just for the record, Coldplay's most recent CD is called "A Rush of Blood to the Head" not "A Cold Rush of Blood to the Head." Also, the lyrics "I'm going to buy a gun and start a war" are from the song called Rush of Blood to the Head, not Politik.

Anti-war comments can be found in Politik, too, though. The last words are "give me love over, love over, love over this."

I don't know if that changes things on the Barbrometer. As a huge fan of Coldplay, I take Martin's comments personally and I won't go see them when they come to my town.
25 posted on 02/26/2003 7:24:03 PM PST by hapsgroupie
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