[Kenny Bunk]

I counsel you to moderation, my son.
Why not let the opening rounds of the war be fought by the feminists first? I envision a Lesbian Legion led by Hillary, Janet, and Rosie O'Donnell. The men's auxiliary could be led by Bill Clinton and Phil Donohue. The cruel, male-dominated regular armed forces could use a little extra time to train without them, and sorta get themselves organized and do male-bonding stuff.

Let these ferocious amazons duke it out until the casualties of the Lesbian Legion add up to the number of casualties suffered by your much-maligned race and sex (btw,"Gender" is a grammatical term, the use of which has been appropriated by the left. Sort of like "Gay") in all our wars combined. Should take about 30 days, but I would insist on verifying the body count. At that point, I would recommend that some of the armed and organized fellows then step in, but in a very nice way, of course.

I hope you will see your way clear to endorsing this compromise. I wouldn't want your children to think you were politically incorrect.

[donmeaker]

I bet the Lesbian Legion wouldn't last 4 minutes against a demi- company of U.S. Marines.

Oh, you thought they would fight for the US? What kind of weed were you smoking?

[WellsFargo94]

"Let these ferocious amazons duke it out until the casualties of the Lesbian Legion..."

You mean "dyke" it out don't you?!

Like the Democratic Party, NOW, is going tit's up under the leadership of the Clintons.