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Michael Moore Writes to the President (Turd in the Punchbowl Alert)

Posted on 03/17/2003 1:20:53 PM PST by Petronski

Monday, March 17th, 2003

George W. Bush 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC

Dear Governor Bush:

So today is what you call "the moment of truth," the day that "France and the rest of world have to show their cards on the table." I'm glad to hear that this day has finally arrived. Because, I gotta tell ya, having survived 440 days of your lying and conniving, I wasn't sure if I could take much more. So I'm glad to hear that today is Truth Day, 'cause I got a few truths I would like to share with you:

1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war. Trust me on this one. Walk out of the White House and on to any street in America and try to find five people who are PASSIONATE about wanting to kill Iraqis. YOU WON'T FIND THEM! Why? 'Cause NO Iraqis have ever come here and killed any of us! No Iraqi has even threatened to do that. You see, this is how we average Americans think: If a certain so-and-so is not perceived as a threat to our lives, then, believe it or not, we don't want to kill him! Funny how that works!

2. The majority of Americans -- the ones who never elected you -- are not fooled by your weapons of mass distraction. We know what the real issues are that affect our daily lives -- and none of them begin with I or end in Q. Here's what threatens us: two and a half million jobs lost since you took office, the stock market having become a cruel joke, no one knowing if their retirement funds are going to be there, gas now costs two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on. Bombing Iraq will not make any of this go away. Only you need to go away for things to improve.

3. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush. Count your fellow Americans among them.

4. The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are an army of one on this war? Of course, this is a war you personally won't have to fight. Just like when you went AWOL while the poor were shipped to Vietnam in your place.

5. Of the 535 members of Congress, only ONE (Sen. Johnson of South Dakota) has an enlisted son or daughter in the armed forces! If you really want to stand up for America, please send your twin daughters over to Kuwait right now and let them don their chemical warfare suits. And let's see every member of Congress with a child of military age also sacrifice their kids for this war effort. What's that you say? You don't THINK so? Well, hey, guess what -- we don't think so either!

6. Finally, we love France. Yes, they have pulled some royal screw-ups. Yes, some of them can be pretty damn annoying. But have you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French? That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for us? That it was France who gave us our Statue of Liberty, a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies? And now they are doing what only a good friend can do -- tell you the truth about yourself, straight, no b.s. Quit pissing on the French and thank them for getting it right for once. You know, you really should have traveled more (like once) before you took over. Your ignorance of the world has not only made you look stupid, it has painted you into a corner you can't get out of.

Well, cheer up -- there IS good news. If you do go through with this war, more than likely it will be over soon because I'm guessing there aren't a lot of Iraqis willing to lay down their lives to protect Saddam Hussein. After you "win" the war, you will enjoy a huge bump in the popularity polls as everyone loves a winner -- and who doesn't like to see a good ass-whoopin' every now and then (especially when it 's some third world ass!). And just like with Afghanistan, we'll forget about what happens to a country after we bomb it 'cause that is just too complex! So try your best to ride this victory all the way to next year's election. Of course, that's still a long ways away, so we'll all get to have a good hardy-har-har while we watch the economy sink even further down the toilet!

But, hey, who knows -- maybe you'll find Osama a few days before the election! See, start thinking like THAT! Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!

Yours,

Michael Moore www.michaelmoore.com


TOPICS: Editorial; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: antiamericanwar; antibush; anticapitalist; bowelingforoscars; fatliar; fictionaldocumetary; greenparty; leftist; liar; michaelmoore; mikeymoron; moron; propaganda; propagandista; socialist; stupidfatman; usefulidiot; workoffiction
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I recommend washing with the antibacterial soap of your choice...or maybe kerosene...to get rid of the poisonous scum steaming from his necrotic soul.
1 posted on 03/17/2003 1:20:53 PM PST by Petronski
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To: Petronski
Ahhh he mentions bill maher, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

...wait...a...minute...I...feel...something...coming...up...

*blech*
2 posted on 03/17/2003 1:23:28 PM PST by anobjectivist (The natural rights of people are more basic than those currently considered)
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To: Petronski
..., a Frenchman who built the Chevrolet, and a pair of French brothers who invented the movies?

Wow.... with credentials like that, why aren't we taking advice from the French? < /sarcasm>

3 posted on 03/17/2003 1:24:37 PM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: Petronski
Its been awhile since I heard a pig squeal...

You know arguments are running out when MM has to use Bill Maher and the Pope to make his points... LOL
4 posted on 03/17/2003 1:24:43 PM PST by MNlurker
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To: Petronski
Dear Governor Bush:

They should return it to Moore, with a note saying:

So sorry we opened this by mistake. You were apparently writing to the President's brother, Jeb. His address is in Tallahasse."

Either that, or reply with an opening salutation, "Dear Miss Moore ...."

5 posted on 03/17/2003 1:24:45 PM PST by Brandon
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To: Petronski
I'm sure that once W reads Mr. Moore's cogent letter, he will reconsider his decision to go to war.
6 posted on 03/17/2003 1:24:46 PM PST by Maceman
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To: Petronski
...gas now costs two dollars a gallon -- the list goes on and on.

Keep hope alive! Kill Iraqis -- they got our oil!!

So what's his point? Fighting for oil is good or fighting for oil is bad?

7 posted on 03/17/2003 1:25:27 PM PST by Future Snake Eater
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To: Petronski
Thanks...I needed a laxative.
8 posted on 03/17/2003 1:25:59 PM PST by clintonh8r (It is better to be feared than to be respected.)
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To: Petronski
The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope!

First of all, Mikey, the Pope didn't say this.

But the Pope did promulgate the new Catechism, which definitely states that GLUTTONY is still a deadly sin.

How's that glass house, Mikey?

9 posted on 03/17/2003 1:26:05 PM PST by wideawake (You'd better look out for me - I'm a member of the F.V.K.)
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To: Petronski
Well, I waded through this, and I guess I will stick to one factual correction, which indicates to me how little Moore knows about anything. Prior to being elected, President Bush had traveled to China, Mexico, Israel, Italy, and Great Britain. Those countries listed are the ones for which I have documentation. My guess is that he probably was also in several more.

Since I took the time to find out about this and it is easily verifiable, I must assume that Mr. Moore is either stupid or a liar, or both.

10 posted on 03/17/2003 1:26:18 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: Petronski
Dear Governor Bush?

What a clymer.

11 posted on 03/17/2003 1:26:30 PM PST by b4its2late (Law not enforced is not law.)
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To: Miss Marple
No kidding...

Hope he enjoys the irrelevance when we produce the evidence that we were right all along.
12 posted on 03/17/2003 1:27:21 PM PST by hchutch ("Last suckers crossed, Syndicate shot'em up" - Ice-T, "I'm Your Pusher")
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To: Petronski
Michael. Please order some bacon cheeseburgers, freedom fries, a super size coke, ice cream w/ hot fudge and nuts on it.

One of these days that heart of yours wont be able to move around the bulk of 5 people and will quit. You should be ashamed eating like that when there are starving kids in Africa.
13 posted on 03/17/2003 1:27:51 PM PST by finnman69 (!)
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To: Petronski
P.S. I love to see us driving liberals to the brink.
14 posted on 03/17/2003 1:28:30 PM PST by b4its2late (Law not enforced is not law.)
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To: Petronski
Try going to Iraq, or any other country for that matter and write that letter to their sitting president. In China they would be frying him like today's dog and feed his entrails to rats.

Every time this bloated stink bag writes this stuff, he only praises Bush in reality.

15 posted on 03/17/2003 1:28:33 PM PST by blackdog ("But that's what I do" A quote from my Border Collie)
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To: Petronski

Sputnik Design Works

16 posted on 03/17/2003 1:28:40 PM PST by dighton
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To: Petronski
Damn! In that entire rant, not once did he mention FReepers. RAT bastard!
17 posted on 03/17/2003 1:28:41 PM PST by clintonh8r (It is better to be feared than to be respected.)
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To: Petronski
What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with that disgusting, malignant slob!
18 posted on 03/17/2003 1:28:41 PM PST by Dionysius
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To: Petronski
Someone needs to ask Moore what went wrong last November on 'Payback Tuesday.'

Oh that's right--they can't. He took down his message board when people started rubbing his face in it on 'Reality Wednesday.'
19 posted on 03/17/2003 1:29:11 PM PST by GeorgeBerryman
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To: Petronski
AARRRGHHH why do you guys always have to post what this idiot says.
20 posted on 03/17/2003 1:29:11 PM PST by Hildy
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To: Petronski
1. There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war


This is the only true statement he makes. NO one wants to go to war. However the adults understand that it's them or us. Sorry Mr. Moore, I want my girls to see adulthood and no one threatening them.
21 posted on 03/17/2003 1:29:51 PM PST by netmilsmom (Bush/Rice 2004- pray & fast for our troops this lent)
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To: Petronski
ahhh.............the sound of fingernails scratching down the blackboard.
22 posted on 03/17/2003 1:29:59 PM PST by ozzie
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To: Petronski
I just wish Michael would go to the REAL parts of America and spout this traitorous filth. He would be lucky if he only got the crap beat out of him.
23 posted on 03/17/2003 1:30:03 PM PST by ohioman
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To: Petronski
There is virtually NO ONE in America (talk radio nutters and Fox News aside) who is gung-ho to go to war.

Michael, Michael, Michael. Don't you read the polls. You lived by them when Clinton was CinC. Suddenly they don't tell the truth?

I'm getting off this thread your spittle is making my monitor hard to read.

24 posted on 03/17/2003 1:30:34 PM PST by ladtx ("...the very obsession of your public service must be Duty, Honor, Country." D. MacArthur)
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To: Petronski
Michael Moore commenting on the TRUTH??? He has proven time and again that he knows nothing about TRUTH. His "documentaries" are filled with lies, ommissions and half-truths. His credibilty is zero.
25 posted on 03/17/2003 1:30:53 PM PST by Feiny
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To: wideawake
OMG, that's the best response. HEheee...can I steal it and write a letter to Mr. Moore?
26 posted on 03/17/2003 1:31:19 PM PST by Hildy
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To: Hildy
AARRRGHHH why do you guys always have to post what this idiot says.

Really - who died and made him king?

27 posted on 03/17/2003 1:31:27 PM PST by freedomlover
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To: Petronski
Thanks for posting. I want all these fellows' statements on the record for when the detailed truth is revealed after the war:

When we show the world the chem labs.

When rescued scientists tell about what bio weapons they were working on.

When interrogated former Iraqi military/secret police confess about their plans to assist in attacks on Israel and the USA.

When they find out Iraqi plans for assasination of world leaders.

When we show the world their nuclear weapon program and the scientists who were working on the program.

When Hussein's links and aid to the PLO and other terrorist groups are exposed irrefutably

When the "made in France" goods turn up where they shouldn't be.

28 posted on 03/17/2003 1:31:36 PM PST by ER_in_OC,CA
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To: Petronski
The boil on the ass of the universe, aka Michael Moore.

If I didn't despise him so much, I'd be embarrassed for him.

29 posted on 03/17/2003 1:31:42 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Hildy
AARRRGHHH why do you guys always have to post what this idiot says.

I hemmed and hawed all day about posting this, but ultimately, I believe it belongs in the 'know thine enemy' department. His hypocrisy is at least worth a laugh. I have no objections at all if Admin wants to pull it, I certainly believe I titled it with an adequate warning.

30 posted on 03/17/2003 1:31:47 PM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: ladtx
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/866914/posts

American Public Opinion About Iraq (64% support use of military)
31 posted on 03/17/2003 1:32:19 PM PST by finnman69 (!)
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To: ER_in_OC,CA
Thanks Eric. I keep dwelling on the question, 'What will they say when we open the dungeons?'
32 posted on 03/17/2003 1:32:55 PM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski
Poor fat looser.
35 posted on 03/17/2003 1:33:47 PM PST by Porterville (Screw the grammar, full posting ahead.)
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To: Petronski
The Pope has said this war is wrong

REALLY? Remarkable. Name one war that the Pope WAS for?

36 posted on 03/17/2003 1:34:01 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: ohioman
His chronic "Fat Kid" Syndrome has metastastised into a full blown paranoid neurosis with George Bush at the center.

I'm sure a couple twinkies and a can of Hershey's chocolate syrup will calm him down.

37 posted on 03/17/2003 1:34:05 PM PST by Lance Romance (.)
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To: Miss Marple
Well, no one can travel like Moore - I mean, who else can vacation in two countries at once.
38 posted on 03/17/2003 1:34:43 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: Petronski
That's not just a turd. That steamer's big enough to fill the whole bowl.
39 posted on 03/17/2003 1:35:46 PM PST by RichInOC (Michael Moore...all he needs to be a porkbomb is a fuse screwed into his bunghole.)
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To: Petronski
Anybody own a bulldozer?
40 posted on 03/17/2003 1:36:07 PM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN
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To: Hildy
Be my guest.
41 posted on 03/17/2003 1:36:20 PM PST by wideawake (You'd better look out for me - I'm a member of the F.V.K.)
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To: freedomlover
Michael should get along very well with the French....they all stink.
43 posted on 03/17/2003 1:37:14 PM PST by babylonian
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To: Petronski

Poor obese glutton

44 posted on 03/17/2003 1:37:17 PM PST by Porterville (Screw the grammar, full posting ahead.)
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To: DangerMouseDC
Michael More and More's real problem is he falsely projects his views on everyone else - "we" all love France, didn't elect Bush, etc. Then Fatty looks for the crowd behind him shouting AMEN, but all he sees is the beginning of his large ass.
45 posted on 03/17/2003 1:37:59 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: Porterville
Poor fat looser.

I distinctly hope my friend is addressing his comment to Mr. Moore. ;)

46 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:02 PM PST by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski
I wrote the weasal AKA Micheal Moore after reading this letter. I'd rather have found him and exercised some old fashioned *southern justice* upon his person but the following email will have to do hehehehe

Mr Moore,

Why did you write Jeb Bush about Iraq? The governor of Florida doesn't make foreign policy decisions. The President of the USA does that. Next time have some of your facts handy and you won't make such a public error of fact. Thanks for proving useful idiots reside across the entire spectrum of society, especially amoung the rich liberal class.
Btw,71% of the American people support removing Saddam from power. Only leftwing losers such as yourself seem to be obsessed with killing Iraqis.
So you are concerned about the economy, Mr. Moore? Perhaps you will begin lobbying Congress to pass President Bush's tax cut so we consumers get to keep more of our own money and have a choice of spending it or investing it and creating new jobs as a result, or saving it. It is OUR $$$ after all.
I am puzzled on one thing. After the Iraqi people are free are you going to hold it against them if they enjoy the same freedoms you do? You know, some of them will get rich after they are free hehehe I bet that infuriates you and the rest of the anti-Bush, anti-American, pro-Saddam gang.

God Bless American and our President,
47 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:38 PM PST by TheStickman
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To: b4its2late
Moore is eating too much. He could feed 10 starving aids ridden Africians.


This is liberal logic. The liberal police should inforce this like smoking, SUV's, Oil. This fat ass should be arrested. I would like to send this to him. Anyone got a link?
48 posted on 03/17/2003 1:38:59 PM PST by Bulldogs22
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To: Petronski
I loved it when another FReeper refered to Moore as looking like "an obese lesbian".
49 posted on 03/17/2003 1:39:31 PM PST by Dengar01 (As I say to my liberal professors "Bomb Saddam!" IN my name.)
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To: Petronski
Dear Ms. Moore,

While you think your letter may serve the anti-war movement, we think you could serve it best as a human shield in the Gaza Strip.

We've consulted with the Surgeon General and he informs us that you may have a much better chance of stopping a bulldozer.

The White House
50 posted on 03/17/2003 1:39:44 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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