SPOTLIGHT ON N. KOREA (Iraq War--Day 1) SUMMARY OF PRESS BY 'AMERICAN-IN-TOKYO' (4:45 PM Eastern)

Various Asian News Outlets in Korean/Japanese ("Freepranslated") ^ | 20 March 2003 | AmericanInTokyo

[chilepepper]

Ah so, Tokyo ni AmericanInTokyo-san!

Is the rumor true that the Kim Il Sung has changed the Army uniform color to deep chocolate brown after the rumors started the Soddom lasted 13 minutes into the War?

doomo arigato gozaimasu!

[L,TOWM]

Maybe a little TOO quiet?

(Sorry, too many westerns growing up...)

[AmericanInTokyo]

Yes, in a way I would prefer a little yapping and yammering away, rather than absolute silence.

Nevertheless we have their launch facilities and nuke plants and troop movements on candid camera 24/7, so they aren't going to pull off anything without us first having a hint. And as it is, they are taking a wait and see attitude.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Yes, probably.

Even as we speak I am urgently searching for 'skid marks' in my English-Korean glossary guide.

[AmericanInTokyo]

correction: for the WORD "skid marks"... not for the actual 'skid marks' in my dictionary!! :-)

[ellery]

VERY interesting -- thanks and please keep it coming!

[RummyChick]

he has been huffing and puffing so long..maybe he just realized just how precise we can be with a surgical strike from miles away

[The Westerner]

Thanks for doing all the work. Keep us posted and add me to your ping list, if you have one. I still highly doubt that N. Korea could accurately hit its stated targets of Chicago, NY and LA!

[HighRoadToChina]

Alert BUMP!

[L,TOWM]

An interesting thought. People like Kim and Hussein, though, usually buy into their own Barbara Streisand and think they can't ever get got.

Still, a nice visual image--Kim having lunch, seeing the spam hit the hit the fan on his Satellite TV hookup. Goes to call his buddy, hears "the number you have dialed is out of service, please try again". Has been in the bunker lavatory since then, with thumb in his mouth, whining 'Mommy' every few seconds.

[river rat]

That little bastard in North Korea, should also be told that he should NOT call any members of the FORMER FAILED democrat criminal administrations looking for help... Nor should he even request help from the U.N., France, Germany, Russia or the E.U.....
He should not call Clinton.
He should not call Richardson.
He should not call Carter....
He should not call Chirac..
He should not call Russia..
He should not call China..
He should not call the U.N..

He should take careful notice, that those former "champions" of leftist assholes are now ignored.....

He SHOULD call Condi Rice.....and BEG her forgiveness for breaking the "deal" brokered by Carter and Clinton...

He should then offer to IMPROVE that deal, and to come into complete compliance.... COMPLETE and UNCONDITIONAL

Our lunatic "cowboy" is really our Texas Ranger, and he is really really pissed off...
His posse is already armed and mounted....
The little communist bastard in North Korea MAY have one more chance to get right with the "Ranger" before it is too late...

Semper Fi

[RummyChick]

I didn't know what that was. Did a search on google and found this

http://www.gwpiii.com/totoro/totorodesc.html

[piasa]

The democrats pretty much shut up about then on the subject too... maybe they are afraid they might have to put up or shut up with their "what about North Korea" talking points if they can't distance themselves from their words soon.

[LaGrone]

Thanks much for the info. I was thinking the bombs in the bunker yesterday could have been for Jong-il's benefit.

Or maybe he is worried about leaflets getting dropped in N. Korea showing the masses there is an advanced world out there. Hmmm

[alfa6]

Thank you for your efforts.

Keep Smiling, folks will wonder what you're up to!!!

Many Regards

alfa6 ;>}

[PhilDragoo]

Endangered feces.

[Stopislamnow]

Thank you for this post, bookmarking. Wanted to do my own searches but been busy w/other stuff.

Thanks again, put me on ping if someone gonna watch please.