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Dye Pack Explodes in Robber's Pants
AP via Excite news ^
| Mar 27, 9:05 AM (ET)
| AP
Posted on 03/27/2003 10:04:49 AM PST by leadpencil1
Dye Pack Explodes in Robber's Pants
Mar 27, 9:05 AM (ET)
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - A bank robbery suspect learned a painful lesson: Never shove stolen money containing an explosive dye pack down your pants.
Shortly after the National City Bank downtown was robbed Thursday, police spotted John Gladney, 40, about a block away, walking strangely, in obvious pain.
Officers stopped Gladney and discovered he had been injured when the dye pack exploded near his groin, said Sgt. Brent Mull, police spokesman.
Gladney was charged with aggravated robbery.
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To: leadpencil1
Ouch!
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:05:12 AM PST
by
leadpencil1
(all generalizations are bad)
To: leadpencil1
Now he can sue the bank for a couple of million and move to Florida.
3
posted on
03/27/2003 10:06:07 AM PST
by
wireman
To: leadpencil1
Maybe not fatal, but good enough for a Darwin award...
4
posted on
03/27/2003 10:06:20 AM PST
by
freelight
To: leadpencil1
I thought that someone had finally located Al Gore...
5
posted on
03/27/2003 10:06:22 AM PST
by
Noumenon
(You can evade reality, but you cannot evade the consequences of evading reality - Ayn Rand)
To: leadpencil1
aggravated robbery
That wasnt all the was aggrevated ill wager.
Major Wrack!
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:07:28 AM PST
by
Gasshog
(liberals are Done! someone turn them over and take em off the grill)
To: leadpencil1
It appears he was not caught "red handed"....
To: mhking
HMB alert!
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:08:38 AM PST
by
petuniasevan
(cogito, ergo spud: I think, therefore I yam...)
To: leadpencil1
Guess there are more ways than one to get blue b*lls.
9
posted on
03/27/2003 10:09:12 AM PST
by
Spyder
(Just another day in Paradise)
To: leadpencil1
That dye pack had better have had a warning label in several different languages.
To: wireman
Now he can sue the bank for a couple of million and move to Florida He will probably try, claiming an involuntary "removeadichtomy" procedure was performed on him.
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:10:18 AM PST
by
leadpencil1
(all generalizations are bad)
To: Gasshog
Major Wrack!
And it's likely that from now on he'll be doing only a "Minor Whack".
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:10:27 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
((bumperootus!))
To: leadpencil1
"Is that a dye pack in your pants or are you just...?"
To: leadpencil1
Obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool.
14
posted on
03/27/2003 10:12:43 AM PST
by
Lokibob
To: leadpencil1; mhking; xsmommy; hobbes1; CholeraJoe
That's got hurt!
Last thing said to the robber was "is that an inkpack in your pocket or are you just happy...."
To: leadpencil1
What, no picture?
16
posted on
03/27/2003 10:13:22 AM PST
by
CheneyChick
(Lock & Load)
To: CheneyChick
Still searching.....
17
posted on
03/27/2003 10:14:15 AM PST
by
leadpencil1
(all generalizations are bad)
To: freelight
If an event prevents an idiot from procreating, it is qualified as a "genetic" Darwin award.
To: leadpencil1
DUUUUUUUUUH
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:26:47 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(eif eit smells eits french)
To: Lokibob
A Dyewin Award candidate, as it were. :^)
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posted on
03/27/2003 10:29:43 AM PST
by
SAJ
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