Where Helen Thomas' heart lies

WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Friday, March 28, 2003 | Michelle Malkin

[Claire Voyant]

She's assuming that the hideous Helen HAS a heart!!!

[InvisibleChurch]

Doubleplusungood

[tiamat]

Isn't it amazing how, as we get older, our souls show right through the skin?

Tia

[clueless idiot]

When did she start to melt?

[NativeSon]

Whew! that is un-called for!

I normally wouldn't bash a person's looks- I am truly an ugly man- but this hobgobblin is freaky-scary.

She reminds me of something out of "The Dark Crystal" or "Labyrinth"

A Muppet gone bad, Jim Henson's Nightmare

[scouse]

I normally wouldn't bash a person's looks

Not even Judy Woodruff's? Doesn't that Botox Bloated Death's Head sitting on a neck with the texture of gnarled oak scare you?

[websterdog]

Her problem is Clinton gave her a feel and Bush won't get near the germ bag.

[el_texicano]

"Thomas' heart is in her head, which is firmly planted up her ass."

One must assume that some part of her is not "ass" or that she has a "heart". Cause nothing comes out of her mouth but excrement.

Besides, this pile of fecal matter continues to amaze me how she can add every day to my level of pure disdain for her person.

[Let's Roll]

Always remember that Helen is Lebanese which explains a lot ... from her appearance to her politics.

[bucephalus]

Isn't the changing of the guard, the generational shift to Michelle Malkin from Helen Thomas invigorating in just so many ways? And people wonder why I'm optimistic about the future.

[ErnBatavia]

[NativeSon]

Not even Judy Woodruff's? Doesn't that Botox Bloated Death's Head sitting on a neck with the texture of gnarled oak scare you?

If I stood next to her I could make the next cover of "GQ"...

ps, I lost my appetite

[Helms]

Give her a red burkha.

[gubamyster]

ping

[BossLady]

LMAO!!!!! Cool!!!! Poor Helen...doesn't know she's dead....just wanders around press conferences asking questions with no relevance....

[TLBSHOW]

Bump to the end of commie rats in our country!

[Hildy]

Here's an email I sent to Helen the day of this press conference:

Ms. Thomas,
I watched the White House Press Briefing this morning and was intrigued by your inquiry about if the U.S. was abiding by the rules of the Geneva Convention as it regards to Guantanamo.

Since you were wondering if the U.S. treats the most vile enemies of our country humanely, I must point out the most obvious evidence: You get a front row seat at every Press Briefing.

[Samwise]

Let there be no doubt about where Helen Thomas's heart lies.

Let there be no doubt where her head is; it's up her....

[CaptRon]

and if we didn't wash, they'd wash us;

Man! This must be the duty you get when you're one step away from the brig!

[Thommas]

By the age of forty, one acquires the face he/she deserves; that is, evil, bitterness, hatred and intolerable arrogance will have permanently twisted the physiognomy.

Now, observe the features of Helen Thomas.