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'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Yahoo ^ | Wednesday March 19, 2003 | CHAD KULTGEN

Posted on 03/28/2003 2:54:46 PM PST by JeepInMazar

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To: JeepInMazar
"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

This proves he's a fraud. All the legitimate time travelers operate under extremely strict protocols which prevent their stock market manipulations from being exposed.

The penalty for violations is hard time.

21 posted on 03/28/2003 3:06:03 PM PST by dpwiener
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To: dpwiener
And what he was traveling through was "soft time" ?
22 posted on 03/28/2003 3:09:22 PM PST by George from New England
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To: JeepInMazar
Oh that silly Andrew. He's my wayward son. Please forward his money to me now. You can keep him as you can see he's a bit off the mark.
23 posted on 03/28/2003 3:09:49 PM PST by Cate ((LET FREEDOM RING!!!!))
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To: Billthedrill
You'll notice he never once gives his broker credit!

People only talk about brokers when they lose money.

Running that account up to 350 mill must have generated a few buy and sell tickets, though.

;^)
24 posted on 03/28/2003 3:10:52 PM PST by headsonpikes
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To: JeepInMazar
Already posted here.
25 posted on 03/28/2003 3:10:57 PM PST by TomServo
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To: JeepInMazar
He should have seen this coming.
26 posted on 03/28/2003 3:14:08 PM PST by Hoosier-Daddy
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To: JeepInMazar
What if he is locked up ,and in the future he goes to the past and alters future. This is so Dumb.
27 posted on 03/28/2003 3:14:31 PM PST by noutopia
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To: AgentEcho

Jenny Agutter Bump...

28 posted on 03/28/2003 3:15:59 PM PST by danneskjold (Laker Hater)
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To: Hoosier-Daddy
Got me by a hair.
29 posted on 03/28/2003 3:16:41 PM PST by noutopia
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To: danneskjold
The photo didn't work--I want Jenny!
30 posted on 03/28/2003 3:20:22 PM PST by Illbay (Don't believe every tagline you read - including this one)
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To: JeepInMazar
Personally I've given up time travel. I kept forgetting to buy old clothes. Popping up in a crowd naked is so embarrassing.
31 posted on 03/28/2003 3:21:51 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (It's not supposed to make sense.)
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To: JeepInMazar
That's why the Bureau of Time Travel (Aka 'The Agency') has rules against monetary profit.
32 posted on 03/28/2003 3:23:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Nox aeternus en pax.)
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To: Illbay
Yeah, it was working...This should do it...


33 posted on 03/28/2003 3:23:54 PM PST by danneskjold (Laker Hater)
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To: Flurry
Don't forget the bell bottoms and leisure suit in the 80's..
Those chrono-jumps were always embarrassing.
34 posted on 03/28/2003 3:25:07 PM PST by Darksheare (Nox aeternus en pax.)
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To: JeepInMazar; arete
>>"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million

That's better than Hillary's deal on pork futures.

All I can say is, if he really did the above:

dodododododododododododododo

35 posted on 03/28/2003 3:25:33 PM PST by FreedomPoster
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To: Illbay
Somebody ask him if there really aren't any Muslims in the future like I keep hearing in the jokes that get sent to my email address every 3rd day.
36 posted on 03/28/2003 3:27:22 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: JeepInMazar
Maybe Hitlery gave him the magicical $800.
37 posted on 03/28/2003 3:29:29 PM PST by noutopia
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To: JeepInMazar
He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

Guilty until proven innocent I see. Unlike Hillary's dealings, now that's another story.


38 posted on 03/28/2003 3:29:47 PM PST by unixfox (Close the borders, problem solved !)
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To: JeepInMazar
Time traveler? He should have worked on the potion that makes you invisible first.
39 posted on 03/28/2003 3:30:37 PM PST by swheats
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To: danneskjold
Gulp
40 posted on 03/28/2003 3:30:38 PM PST by gcruse (If they truly are God's laws, he can enforce them himself.)
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