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'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Yahoo ^ | Wednesday March 19, 2003 | CHAD KULTGEN

Posted on 03/28/2003 2:54:46 PM PST by JeepInMazar

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To: JeepInMazar
Hmmmmmmmmm.............There is simply no way that this guy could possibly have insider information on so many, different deals; one or two, but not 126!!!!!!!!!!!

My bets on the time traveler story.

51 posted on 03/28/2003 3:56:59 PM PST by DoctorMichael (Liberalism = Evil)
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To: JeepInMazar
Can somebody ask this guy when the Red Sox finally win another World Series?

52 posted on 03/28/2003 3:58:17 PM PST by SamAdams76 (California wine beats French wine in blind taste tests. Boycott French wine.)
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To: JeepInMazar
How come he didn't know he got caught? Catching the worlds first time traveller would probally make the news.
53 posted on 03/28/2003 4:07:54 PM PST by calljack
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To: JeepInMazar
But not by much......
54 posted on 03/28/2003 4:08:15 PM PST by genefromjersey (Save the last 6 for pall-bearers !)
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To: SamAdams76
Can somebody ask this guy when the Red Sox finally win another World Series?
Or better yet...when the Cubs dynasty begins!
55 posted on 03/28/2003 4:42:03 PM PST by prairie dog
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To: Dog Gone
Or a pack of cigarettes by next week.
56 posted on 03/28/2003 4:46:16 PM PST by JSteff
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To: lambo
"And the cure for AIDS" We already have that in two different forms. Abstinence or hetrosexual sex only.
57 posted on 03/28/2003 4:49:11 PM PST by JSteff
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To: JeepInMazar
DUH... A "smart time traveler" would have read the internet archives, and found out how he got arrested, and worked out different plans until he gets back clean. But if he were a smart time traveler, he would not be using time travel for illegal purposes now would he. I guess this is a "stupid time traveler" story then.

I wonder if this hits the news in 2256 as Darwin Award. Time traveler ignores common knowledge, and gets stuck jail for 50 years in 2003.
58 posted on 03/28/2003 4:59:00 PM PST by ElectricRook
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To: dpwiener
Did somebody call for Manse Everard?
59 posted on 03/28/2003 5:06:24 PM PST by kcar
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To: woofer
"And the cure for AIDS -- lots and lots of cheeseburgers."

"No. That would be preventive medicine."

No, the preventative medicine for AIDS is to keep the reproductive organ of one man out of the rectum of another man.

The cure for AIDS is to quarantine those who are unwilling to follow the preventative medicine procedures.

60 posted on 03/28/2003 6:18:10 PM PST by SpyGuy
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To: SpyGuy
No, the preventative medicine for AIDS is to keep the reproductive organ of one man out of the rectum of another man.

Yeah, but... If one of these is a cheeseburger-scarfing pig like Michael Moore... well, let's just say it would probably kill the mood.

61 posted on 03/28/2003 6:29:48 PM PST by woofer
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To: Rammer
I thought he was arrested carrying Gray's Sports Alamanac. Wait wasn't that Michael J. Fox
62 posted on 03/28/2003 6:32:52 PM PST by appeal2
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To: giotto
Are you adding perspective?

Weekly World News stories they have links to: Dumb Ways People Have Died Thursday, March 27, 2003, Weekly World News

Hitler Had A Secret Son Wednesday, March 26, 2003, Weekly World News

America Should be A Bad-Ass Cowboy Tuesday, March 25, 2003, Weekly World News I'm madder than Roy Rogers with a busted guitar at all these filthy foreigners whining about how Americans are a bunch of "cowboys."

63 posted on 03/28/2003 6:47:10 PM PST by GOPJ
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To: JeepInMazar
An early April Fool Day?? When I saw Weekly World News, that is when I knew that we had been had!
64 posted on 03/28/2003 6:49:42 PM PST by lizbet (Obey God and things will be better for the USA!)
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To: DoctorMichael
Agree!!! LOL The odds are better he's a time traveler rather than 126 on the mark deals. :o
65 posted on 03/28/2003 6:55:58 PM PST by BossLady (Liberalism is a mental disorder.....)
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To: JeepInMazar
X42 would give his left knut to get hold of that "machine".
66 posted on 03/28/2003 7:53:32 PM PST by Waco
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To: JeepInMazar

Is he a friend of Bat Boy?

67 posted on 03/28/2003 7:59:07 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty" not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Only1choice____Freedom
I believe this guy is the real deal. He went into a panic when the SEC cops told him to "make your time".
68 posted on 03/28/2003 8:01:37 PM PST by Lawgvr1955 (Never draw to an inside straight)
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To: JeepInMazar
I say hold him for 200 years and then release him into the time he came from. He will not have missed a beat so how can it be punishment?
69 posted on 03/28/2003 8:04:38 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot
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To: danneskjold
Jenny put the "sigh" in sci-fi!

Thanks for the pix!

70 posted on 03/28/2003 8:05:28 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: calljack
"Catching the worlds first time traveler would probably make the news."

He was never caught. It never made the news. You never read this thread, and my reply was never sen...
71 posted on 03/28/2003 8:21:02 PM PST by kcar
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To: JeepInMazar
Bump for FUTURE read
72 posted on 03/28/2003 9:09:20 PM PST by Colorado Doug
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To: GOPJ
Are you adding perspective?

Ah--good one!

73 posted on 03/28/2003 9:33:05 PM PST by giotto
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To: TomServo
The search function doesn't work very well then. I searched for 'Time-Traveler' 'Time Traveler' and Time Traveler.
74 posted on 03/29/2003 6:01:43 AM PST by JeepInMazar (www.answering-islam.org)
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To: giotto
How You Can Own A Piece Of Iraq Land

Just think if you had a piece of land there with a lemonade stand in the middle of the desert right now.

75 posted on 03/29/2003 6:06:41 AM PST by JeepInMazar (www.answering-islam.org)
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To: JeepInMazar
I thought using future knowledge in stock transactions wasn't declared illegal until 2521.
76 posted on 03/29/2003 7:24:41 AM PST by gitmo ("The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain." GWB)
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To: JeepInMazar
bump
77 posted on 04/01/2003 11:52:39 PM PST by kimosabe31
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