[ElkGroveDan]

Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Curiously, even if he could prove it to be true, he is still guilty of insider trading.

[Darksheare]

But, the statute of limitations would have run out by 2256.
So he wouldn't be prosecutable then.
But only in 2256.
*Chuckle*
Wonder what else he's going to say for himself.