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To: JeepInMazar; All
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Curiously, even if he could prove it to be true, he is still guilty of insider trading.

41 posted on 03/28/2003 3:31:14 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun)
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But, the statute of limitations would have run out by 2256.
So he wouldn't be prosecutable then.
But only in 2256.
*Chuckle*
Wonder what else he's going to say for himself.
46 posted on 03/28/2003 3:39:34 PM PST by Darksheare (Nox aeternus en pax.)
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