To: JeepInMazar; All
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Curiously, even if he could prove it to be true, he is still guilty of insider trading.
posted on 03/28/2003 3:31:14 PM PST
(Fighting for Freedom and Having Fun)
But, the statute of limitations would have run out by 2256.
So he wouldn't be prosecutable then.
But only in 2256.
Wonder what else he's going to say for himself.
posted on 03/28/2003 3:39:34 PM PST
(Nox aeternus en pax.)
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