To: Admin Moderator
"...I'm sure you all will have more questions, so fire away!..."
Why do we park in our driveways;
and drive on our parkways?
Why, if you send something by car its called a ship-ment;
but if you send something by ship its called car-go?
posted on 03/29/2003 5:12:09 PM PST
("I believe stupidity should hurt."...used by permission from null and void all copyrights apply...)
If speakers have a tweeter and a woofer, why is there no meower?
How come you can surf the net but can't net the surf?
Why is it called a television _set?_
posted on 03/30/2003 12:36:28 PM PST
And why do our noses run and our feet smell?
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