After action report: Stealth freep of Democrat Liars Club meeting [Yo, Squid, Drudge Won]

RaoulGram | 4/1/03 | Doctor Raoul and Marylander

[Marylander]

Tonight the DC Chapter conducted, with complete strategic and tactical surprise, a stealth freep of a major Clintonista gathering. While the occasion was a book-signing party for David Brock, we christened it the "Democrat Liars Club meeting." It was held at Lounge 201 in the shadow fo the Capitol at Second and Massachusetts NE.

The honor role was 12 fierce Freepers, Jimmy Valentine's Brother, Marylander, Doctor Raoul, tgslTakoma, BMWcyle, BufordP, Angelwood, KLT and friend, BillF, ToleranceSucksRocks, and kristinn. THEIR dishonor role included Lanny Davis, James Carville, Sid Blumenthal, Tom Daschle, Barney Frank, and numerous toads and lackeys, almost none of whom walked out with a book.

As we are currently mobile, somewhere on the BWI Parkway and afraid we might lose our connection, we are posting this now as a start and will continue the saga as much as we can.

Absolutely, positively, the highlight of the evening was every Freeper chanting, "Yo, Squid, Drudge Won," as Sid Blumenthal snuck off into the darkness.

[Tamzee]

The DC chapter triumphs yet again :-)

Way to go!

[The Drowning Witch]

Details, man, DETAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Notwithstanding]

My, my, my - how I wish I lived in the neighborhood. So much high-profile, high-impact FReeping to be done...so little time.

[Cold Heat]

LOL! Must have been a hoot!

[DoctorMichael]

Did you guys wear disguises or something? I mean, kristen must be known by these clowns by now from all his FReeps in that area.

Combo-glasses-nose-mustache?

Nylon stockings?

Neoprene masks of Washington noteables (Bob Byrd, Ted Kennedy) so as to get by security?

[Illbay]

Nylon stockings?

Just make sure you got the seams straight!

[lainie]

Awwww, poor Squid. He is misunderstood !!

By now he doesn't know if it's voices in his head, or freepers.

[StarFan]

I'd have given my eye teeth to freep these snakes! When we think we're finally rid of them, there's ole Lanny Davis rearing his ugly head on foxnews.

[apackof2]

You guys have all the fun!

[Marylander]

The other highlight was Tom Daschle. He seemed to think he was Bill Clinton and preferred to use the back door. Amazingly, Tiny Tom stayed well over an hour. That was more than enough time for him to consume his Happy Meal.

The raucous crowd of Freepers must have given Tommy D. some indigestion because several additional US Capitol Police arrived to ensure Daschle could make the 30 feet from the alley to the street and safely pass all of 12 protestors.

Though it's impossible to shame Tom Daschle, we go serious and ushered him out with the chant, "Support our troops." There was no sign of support from within his BIG SUV.

[Major Matt Mason]

THEIR dishonor role included Lanny Davis, James Carville, Sid Blumenthal, Tom Daschle, Barney Frank, and numerous toads and lackeys, almost none of whom walked out with a book.

Yikes! You guys will have to go through a serious decontamination session after being in close contact with those slimeballs.

Nice job!

[Marylander]

We're putting this on hold for a while. Freeping is strenuous activity. We need nourishment. We're stopping for waffles.

[KSCITYBOY]

Got to love the DC Chapter -

[HP8753]

Got to love the DC Chapter -

Yes ya do.
They are working overtime in a "target rich enviroment"

Keep up the great work DC Chapter.

[longtermmemmory]

Pictures?

[dix]

The D.C. chapter is the Boston Celtics, and The NY Yankees of Freeps. For you hockey fans I ommited the club from Canada for obvious reasons.

[sauropod]

Ahem!

[Angelwood]

I'm jealous -- I came home and had an oatmeal cookie! Thanks for posting the after-action report. It was wonderful to freep with you again, Marylander.

DC Chapter Ping List!

[sauropod]

Well, we saw Lying Lanny Davis, JAmes CarVILE, Paul "The Forehead" Begala, Barney Frank, Patsy Schroeder, and Congressman John Dingell. I believe that Tommy Dasshole was there (he snuck out the back way, I did not see him but check with others that were there) and Harry Reid.

One chick walked by all decked out in black leather and she had big tattoos on her arms (I think they looked like dragons). As she sashayed by, she hissed, "Don't you have anything better to do?"

BMWcyle replied, "Sure, like get a tattoo?" She stomped off after making an obscene masturbatory gesture.