CNN DECLARES "All-Out War" AGAINST FOX NEWS

BSNN.net ^ | 03.07.03 | NathanPorter

[SquirrelKing]

"No. No. FOX News is NOT leading CNN. No. CNN is victorious. It is like a snake in the desert..."

[RightOnline]

Good one.:)

[sweetliberty]

Hehehehe........

[MCH]

Taking his leader’s words to heart, FNC news anchor Shepard Smith immediately hijacked a passing taxi, drove to CNN’s New York headquarters and ran over a young intern who was saving a parking space for Walter Isaacson’s Hummer.

LOL! My favorite line.

Did anyone hear Shepard Smith's Freudian slip this morning? He said he hoped the war would soon come to a "successful confusion".

[fabriclady]

Don' you just love this.
CNN and Saddam have a lot in common.
They don't know when to give up.

[Puppage]

That's not a forehead...that's A FIVEHEAD!!

[poet]

"Walter Isaacson’s Hummer."

Hmm, he has a Monica Lewinsky type on staff?

[ewing]

"More viewers watch a portion of CNN during the day than FOX" (counting their entire world viewership)-this guy could really work for CNN..!!

[Henchman]

UPROARIOUS! "It's like waking up to a dead raccoon in your bed. Scary stuff." Was she crying to make her masquera run - that usually gives rise to a racoon look?

[Theresa]

"CNN Brig. Gen. Jamie McIntyre said Mr. Ailes’ limos were hit because "that’s where we thought the fat bastard would be."

Hahahahah!!!!

[ZULU]

Does this mean we will get to see CNN's "best blonde" giving us the news in a bikini???

[Democratshavenobrains]

Democrat Underground volunteers to act as human shields for CNN facilities, despite the fact that they've always claimed that CNN was just as conservative as Fox.

[Warren]

Check out cable ratings, the trade for Greta for Paula shows Greta's show in top 5 & Paula's show not on radar.

[TPartyType]

CNN's Minister of Information is in denial!

[Darksheare]

CNN- Herr Ist Tote!

[EdReform]

LOL!

[CyberAnt]

I've been flipping over to CNN - just to see how ridiculous they look (ultra dark screen design) and sound. Was dismayed to see them advertising themselves as #1. Interesting ... they even lie about their own ratings.

[PfromHoGro]

As the Rock would say: "Just bring it".

I loved the letter O'Reilly read on Friday night from a college student. The student's campus only carried CNN, but a professor rigged a TV to get Fox and the student writes: "And we went from loosing the war to winning it in one afternoon." Priceless.

[scubadave]

Where's Geraldo? Those glasses and that mustache look fake to me. How do ya know it ain't Al Franken in drag :P

...when Jessica Savitch accused Geraldo Rivera of stealing a bag of cocaine from her purse