Garafalo [Gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat]

3/6/03 | Garafalo

[William McKinley]

O'REILLY: If you are wrong… and if the United States - and they will, this is going to happen - goes in, liberates Iraq [with] people in the street, American flags, hugging our soldiers… you gonna apologize to George W. Bush?

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

- Transcript from The Pulse 3/6/03

[William McKinley]

Anyone here believe her "I hope to God"?

Anyone here hear her apology yet? Or her saying "you were right, I shouldn't have doubtesd you?

[Poohbah]

Now set GLOATCON ONE :o)

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[Sam Cree]

Maybe she is moving to France, instead :-D

[anniegetyourgun]

Anniegetyourgun <----tapping foot....waiting.....I don't hear anything.....

[JennysCool]

We better start busting some glass.

[nanomid]

I'm sure Garafalo is a atheist commie.

And commies lie, lie, lie. I'm sure she lied about this.

[dfwgator]

"Ha Ha!"

[annyokie]

We were just having a chat about this today. I look forward to her apology!

[journey7873]

I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of

1st wish: Granted

[DD938]

Ten bucks says she welshs

[Poohbah]

Ten bucks says she welshs

Methinks a couple of Welsh-Americans might have a thing or two to say about that ethnic slur :o)

[BunnySlippers]

Bumping to remember.

[Cyber Liberty]

...And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass...

I see an investment opportunity for Neosporin futures....

[pfflier]

We better start busting some glass.

I am collecting empty (and useless) French wine bottles. Any contributors?

[Windcatcher]

Send her to Iraq.

Let's see what the newly liberated people do to her...MUAHAHAHAHA!

[Sonar5]

Awesome reminder, thanks. I just reposted it on another board I hang out at.

Can you all say.

EAT CROW.......

Bwahahahahha..... Apologists are funny.....

Regards,
Joe

[DD938]

I didn't know how to spell renege(?)

[Poohbah]

You just spelled "renege" correctly.

[TheBigB]

I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of

Feh. Like we could beat nature to that.

[BenLurkin]

"And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass . . ."

I'm certain Mr. Bush has NO desire for her to come to the oval office on her knees. She has the wrong president for that.

[SwinneySwitch]

Ten dollars says she reneges!

Don't forget about the Native-Americans!

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Contact:
Consider faxing your groveling request to :

The Gersh Agency
phone: 310-274-6611
fax: 310-274-4035
address: 232 North Canon Drive, Beverly Hills, CA, 90210, United States

[JonH]

If you can get her to apologize, perhaps you could also convince Cher, Babs and Alec to make good on their threat to leave the couontry if GW is elected.

[William McKinley]

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

[Maria S]

I'm thinking maybe she had her fingers crossed behind her back.

[Michael.SF.]

welshs

One of my best friends is Welsh, and that term is no longer politically correct. To "Welsh-out" on a bet is derogratory and is a slam at good Welsh people and their decendents.

I would never use that expression again if i were you. Now personally I am betting she will show up and not Jap-out on O'Reilly.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

I hope ... that I can be made a buffoon of...

Mz Garafalo will have a lot of company at the buffoon table.

[Terabitten]

I'm betting O'Reilly is going to start hounding her himself. He's not normally one to let statements like that go away.

[Terabitten]

I'm betting O'Reilly is going to start hounding her himself. He's not normally one to let statements like that go away.

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

Oh, you heartless gloater!

[Nefertiti]

GARAFALO: I would be so willing to say, "I'm sorry". I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say, "You were wrong. You were a fatalist". And I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, "Hey, you and Thomas Friedman were right… I shouldn't have doubted you"…

O'REILLY: Nobody will call you a buffoon because I will protect you.

No, No.... we would never call her a buffoon...*mischievous smile*... we can think of much more appropriate things to call her beside just a buffoon

[norcalvet]

Maybe she is moving to France, instead :-D

Alec Baldwin still hasn't. Oh, I forgot, Bush was "selected." Just watch, Garafolo and other idiots will try to redefine the word "liberation" too, adding to a growning list including "win" "traitor" "support the troops" and "sex with that woman."

[pfflier]

Does anybody have a Garafolo e-mail address so that we can remind her of her "committment".

[norcalvet]

sorry, I meant "growing" not "growning," although "groaning" works too : )

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

I'm betting O'Reilly is going to start hounding her himself.

I have a lot of canine friends, and they don't appreciate you using that specific slur.

[JOE6PAK]

EAT CROW??? I bet she would LOVE TO! Cheryl is into that stuff...RIGHT?

[norcalvet]

Does anybody have a Garafolo e-mail address so that we can remind her of her "committment".

post and see other folks' emails here:

http://email.goddessdreams.com/janeane/

[freekitty]

All she sees now is her career going in the tank or; better yet, run over by one of our beautiful military tanks.

[freekitty]

She thinks all she is a buffoon. Boy, do I have a few choice names for her.

[Lady Eileen]

bump

[angkor]

The Gersh Agency COMEDY is Garofalo's actual agency.

And they have a nice web form right here so that you can send them an email about their esteemed and treasonous client (click Contact Gersh on the left).

Don't forget to mention that she needs to live up to her promise of "crawling over glass" and apologizing to GWB.

[The FRugitive]

Bwahahaha, yea, she's crying today.

[Arpege92]

She has got to pay the piper now!

[Doctor Freeze]

She'll come up with some excuse like there were not enough Iraqis celebrating.

[Snowy]

I posted something on the link. Looks like I wasn't the first Freeper there. :)

[Ferret Fawcet]

I posted an e-mail to this snotty woman and it FELT GOOD!!!

It's only a matter of time before the site crashes!

[Sonar5]

Here is My email to her:

"I am wondering when Janeane Garofalo will be appearing on The O'Reilly factor to arrange for the walking on glass to the White House, the I'm sorry, the making of being a Buffoon, and the fact that she should not have doubted about this war?

It would be appreciated.
Joe"

Hehehe... This is a good one.

[B-Chan]

Schadenfreude®
It's what's for dinner.

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