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FRANCE AND GERMANY DECLARE VICTORY IN IRAQ
| Marni-Rebecca Malarkey
Posted on 04/14/2003 9:45:54 AM PDT by socal_parrot
French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder declared joint victory in Iraq this morning, saying that it was "all part of their plan" to egg President Bush and Prime Minister Blair on "by disagreeing with them."
"Ooh, la la," said Chirac's foreign minister, Dominique 'Pass me the Hair Spray' de Villepin. "It eez an old psycholojeecal treek, to, ow you say, do the opposeet of what you mean in ordayre to make zee ozer personne become even more determeened. You see?"
Germany's foreign minister, Joschka Fischer, echoed de Villepin's remarks when he said that "ve Germans knew that eeff ve agreed vit you Americans you would be zuzpicious, ja? And uff course, ve vanted you to be angry und motivated, ja? Because uff course, all along ve haff been on your zide, ja? Ve haff vays uff making you vin. Achtung!"
Victory parades are being planned in both Paris and Berlin, and Chirac and Schroeder are both planning to send forces to help in the rebuilding of Iraq, particularly in the "stabilization of the oil fields."
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2timingbastards; antifrenchhumor; axis; france; germany; monkey; surrender; weasels
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posted on 04/14/2003 9:48:44 AM PDT
by Support Free Republic
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Slimy FROGS and thug HUNS deserve their reputations.
God help the Iraq people escape their altruism.
posted on 04/14/2003 9:49:42 AM PDT
Wasn't it Rush who said at the beginning of the war: "We're going in with the full approval of the UN. They just don't want to admit it."
posted on 04/14/2003 9:54:03 AM PDT
Hair Shredder and Jock Shitrock are quite a pair. Hope they don't slip and fall in all that BS they are putting out.
posted on 04/14/2003 9:54:04 AM PDT
lol... the French helped the Nazi Germans in WWII (Viche-French that is). Now they're together again in treachry.
posted on 04/14/2003 10:02:06 AM PDT
Sorry, you´re two weeks late for April´s Fools Day! :)
To: Support Free Republic
Three surgeons are discussing which patients they like to operate on.
The first one: I like to operate of Christians. When you make a mistake they are most forgiving.
The second one: I like to operate on construction workers. When you have parts left over they realize that these parts can be used on the next job.
The third one: I like to operate on Frenchmen. No guts. No heart. But the best part is that the head and butt are inter-changeable.
posted on 04/14/2003 11:14:39 AM PDT
BwaHahahahahahaha....oh really...ya think france and germany? A pox on each of you and on your country. What spineless slugs to even think they can spout their divel. They make me soooooo angry.
posted on 04/14/2003 11:25:38 AM PDT
(got the new computer, touch pad, keyboard learning blues)
It's working like a charm.
posted on 04/14/2003 11:27:37 AM PDT
by Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
Oui freakin' Oui, MR. Jacq!
posted on 04/14/2003 11:36:19 AM PDT
(...love it when Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon and other liberal whiners self-destruct for us...)
To: Cyber Liberty
A wise man once said, "Liberating Iraq without France and Germany is like forming a Polka Band without a Deer Hunter."
Or something like that.
posted on 04/14/2003 11:41:37 AM PDT
(France, Germany and Dems are relevant only as obstructionists.)
Actualy, what the French don't know, is that this war is planned by Saddam.
He knew the French would hold a parade when Iraq loses the war. So he forced the US to wage this war, and Saddam fled.
What the French don't know is that Saddam is in Paris with some henchmen. When they parade starts, he will jump in and force the French to surrender, and take over France, where he can live with a population that is really stupid and will believe anything you can throw at them (this is where al-Sahaf comes in). And he will feel right at home with all the jew-haters and Arabs in France.
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