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Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Ananova ^
| 4/24/03
Posted on 04/25/2003 10:35:13 AM PDT by SteveH
Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Dozens of women have asked to be made pregnant by a prehistoric iceman who died 5,000 years ago.
The body of "Otzi the Iceman" was discovered by hikers in 1991 as ice melted in the Schnalstal glacier, high in the Italian Alps.
Alex Susanna, director of the Bozen Museum where his body is exhibited, says requests have been received by many women wanting to have Otzi's babies.
He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away.
Otzi was found half emerged from the ice and his body was first thought to be that of a modern climber. Closer examination showed he was still wearing goatskin leggings and a grass cape.
His copper-headed axe and a quiver full of arrows were found nearby and radio-carbon dating showed the body was more than 5,000 years old.
Story filed: 10:26 Thursday 24th April 2003
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ancientautopsies; archaeology; babies; bronzeage; elvis; ggg; glacier; godsgravesglyphs; helixmakemineadouble; history; hunter; iceman; ivf; oetzi; otzi; sex; survivor; theiceman; women
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:35:14 AM PDT
by
SteveH
To: SteveH
Where were these women when I was single?
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:37:41 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: SteveH
LOL. I bet Bill Clinton wishes he could be frozen for a thousand years.
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:38:09 AM PDT
by
RepPhil
To: SteveH
He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away. LOL.
To: SteveH
>>"His copper-headed axe and a quiver full of arrows were found nearby and radio-carbon dating showed the body was more than 5,000 years old."
Sorry ladies, it seemd his quiver was full.
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:39:49 AM PDT
by
Only1choice____Freedom
(It's amazing how Hollywood and their Liberal friends redefine words like "Free Speech, Blood Money")
To: SteveH
The penis is a delivery mechanism like a missile ... the gonads and sperm are the warhead.
If his balls aren't frozen off, then Iceman can probably still have descendents.
Nevermind that this is bizarre in the extreme but hey ... it's Old Europe.
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:42:35 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
To: SteveH
Otzi's penis had decayed away.
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:44:01 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( Midnight at the Oasis)
To: SteveH
Are we to the point that women have become so stupid that they do not realize the impossibility of being impregnated by a dead man?
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:46:54 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: EggsAckley
Otzi's penis had decayed away. A prime example of "use it or lose it" if I ever saw one....
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:46:55 AM PDT
by
luckodeirish
(Kiss me, I'm Irish)
To: RepPhil
I bet Bill Clinton wishes he could be frozen for a thousand years.
Nawww.....wifey beat him to it.
-Eric
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:47:48 AM PDT
by
E Rocc
(The difference between Democrats and diapers is diapers are more likely to be replaced when full.)
To: Centurion2000
A 5,000 year old Italian Stallion !
(And the Libs are still shooting blanks.)
To: SteveH
Every time I think I've heard it all, something like this comes up.
To: Piltdown_Woman
Ping :)
To: RepPhil
What is with these people? These women with the Ice Man and Clinton with the mummy?
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:50:20 AM PDT
by
landerwy
To: SteveH
At a science web site he is referred to as a 'mummy'.
Shouldn't he be a daddy?
Kidding aside...
Even if this daddy 'could' father children.
I think it would he a violation of his civil liberties to
force him to father a child.
To: Constitution Day
I agree... LOL
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:54:25 AM PDT
by
just me
To: SteveH
He told Austrian broadcasting company ORF that all of the requests had been turned down, not least because Otzi's penis had decayed away. Otzi just need to get an email-address and he'll presently hear from the incredible number on .net merchants bent on selling penises by the yard :)).
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posted on
04/25/2003 10:57:57 AM PDT
by
Cachelot
(~ In waters near you ~)
To: RepPhil
LOL. I bet Bill Clinton wishes he could be frozen for a thousand years.It would make him a perfect match for the female mummy he found so attractive.
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posted on
04/25/2003 11:03:32 AM PDT
by
farmfriend
( Isaiah 55:10,11)
To: SteveH
Iceman, at home in the Alps
To: SteveH
We have enough neanderthals already.
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posted on
04/25/2003 11:09:08 AM PDT
by
Consort
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