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5 Ways To Punish The French (Scarborough Country)
MSNBC Transcripts ^ | 4/24/03 | Joey Scarborough

Posted on 04/25/2003 2:19:48 PM PDT by rvoitier

Joey Scarborough has a good show that I'm now marking down on my 'must see' list nightly.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor
5 Ways To Punish The French:

No. 5:
Appoint Al Sharpton to be the new U.S. ambassador to France.

No. 4:
Require visiting French dignitaries to bathe regularly.

No. 3:
Hit them where it hurts, by placing 100 percent tariffs on croissants and truffles.

No. 2
— and this one really hurts-invite President Chirac to the White House for a director’s-cut screening of Mariah Carey’ film “Glitter.”

And our suggestion, No. 1:
Build a big, brash Disney theme park right outside of Paris. Oh, wait a second. We already did that. My bad.

1 posted on 04/25/2003 2:19:48 PM PDT by rvoitier
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To: rvoitier
I am with you -- I watch Scarborough Country every night he is on -- most refreshing show on cable IMHO!
2 posted on 04/25/2003 2:21:08 PM PDT by PhiKapMom (Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US)
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To: PhiKapMom
Yes, fresh is a good word to use.

I like his, "There They Go Again" segment highlighting the left's wacky ways and "Capitol Offen$e" pointing out wasted tax dollars.

He's politically incorrect with a sly smile.

I just found his transcripts and will catch up on the ones I missed.

3 posted on 04/25/2003 2:25:45 PM PDT by rvoitier
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To: rvoitier
We surrender! We surrender!
4 posted on 04/25/2003 2:32:10 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (France is a country located between Andorra and Luxembourg, and is of less consequence than either.)
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Going to war with France as an ally is like going deer hunting with an accordian.
6 posted on 04/25/2003 2:40:43 PM PDT by rvoitier
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7 posted on 04/25/2003 3:01:20 PM PDT by abnegation
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