Skip to comments.5 Ways To Punish The French (Scarborough Country)
Posted on 04/25/2003 2:19:48 PM PDT by rvoitier
Joey Scarborough has a good show that I'm now marking down on my 'must see' list nightly.
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Appoint Al Sharpton to be the new U.S. ambassador to France.
Require visiting French dignitaries to bathe regularly.
Hit them where it hurts, by placing 100 percent tariffs on croissants and truffles.
and this one really hurts-invite President Chirac to the White House for a directors-cut screening of Mariah Carey film Glitter.
And our suggestion, No. 1:
Build a big, brash Disney theme park right outside of Paris. Oh, wait a second. We already did that. My bad.
I like his, "There They Go Again" segment highlighting the left's wacky ways and "Capitol Offen$e" pointing out wasted tax dollars.
He's politically incorrect with a sly smile.
I just found his transcripts and will catch up on the ones I missed.
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