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The best of the worst country song titles
Minneapolis Star Tribune ^
| 4/25/03
| Mike Harden
Posted on 04/25/2003 6:57:28 PM PDT by rhema
Edited on 04/13/2004 3:38:56 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Bang the drum slowly, dear readers, and play the pipes lowly.
It appears the time has come to bid adieu to an annual column that has been a tradition for 15 years: the Worst Country Music Song Titles of All Time Until the Next Time.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: countrymusic
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posted on
04/25/2003 6:57:29 PM PDT
by
rhema
To: rhema
"Irving Berlin Is A Hundred Years Old Today" by Ian Tyson must be on an all-time list of worst (or best) country sing titles.
To: Alberta's Child
Here is my original title . What do you think ? " You left footprints on my stomach when you walked out of my heart " ?
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:11:27 PM PDT
by
sushiman
To: rhema
"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" by the Bellamy Brothers.
4
posted on
04/25/2003 7:13:31 PM PDT
by
Marauder
To: rhema
My favorites: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy" and "Before the ring on your finger turns green"
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:14:10 PM PDT
by
geaux
To: rhema
I heard somebody once describe country music as the "music of codependency."
To: rhema
"If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart"
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:20:38 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
To: sushiman
LOL.
To: Marauder
"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?" by the Bellamy Brothers. Ditto!
To: rhema
This is not a country title, but it could be:
"Take The 'L' Out Of 'Lover' And It's Over" from the mighty Motels.
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:22:50 PM PDT
by
L.N. Smithee
(Just because I don't think like you doesn't mean I don't think for myself)
To: rhema
I haven't heard my old favorite "I've Got Tears In My Ears From Laying On My Back Crying Over You" in a long long time. I have heard my other favorite recently "I'm Gonna Hire A Wineo To Decorate Our Home".
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:25:22 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: rhema
Calling the late, great Louis Grizzard.
"You're the Reason our Kids are Ugly"
"Get your Tounge out of my Mouth I'm Kissing you Bye-Bye"
12
posted on
04/25/2003 7:27:17 PM PDT
by
oyez
(Is this a great country or what?)
To: rhema
"I'd Tell You I Love You But I Can Hardly Breathe Down Here, Baby."
To: Ditter
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life"
"I Had Triple Bypass Surgery (Because I Had a Change of Heart)"
To: rhema
Anybody ever heard David Allen Coe:
You once said no one would ever lay in your bed
But now there's ______ stains on the pillow where you once laid your head.
15
posted on
04/25/2003 7:29:52 PM PDT
by
WKB
To: L.N. Smithee
"The Only Ring I Ever Gave Her Was The One Around The Tub"
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:30:24 PM PDT
by
okie01
(The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE.)
To: Alberta's Child
Among my favorite country/western titles are:
- They Locked God Outside the Iron Curtain by Wesley Tuttle (1952)
- When They Drop the Atomic Bomb by Jackie Doll and His Pickled Peppers (1951)
- Stalin Kicked the Bucket by Ray Anderson (1953)
- The Red Deck of Cards by Tex Ritter (1954)
- When That Hell Bomb Falls by Fred Kirby (1950)
- This Cold War With You by Floyd Tillman (1949)
- When Mussolini Laid His Pistol Down by Al Dexter (c. 1943)
- It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels by Kitty Wells (1952)
- Hitler Lives by Herman the Hermit (1947)
- When the Atom Bomb Fell By Karl and Harty (1946)
- Those Flying Saucers by the Buchanan Brothers (1947)
These are all great tunes.
To: okie01
"The Shades of Night Were Falling, But I Got a Good Look Anyway."
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:36:01 PM PDT
by
WVNan
To: rhema
"My Visa Card Aint Big Enough for the Two of Us"
"The Frog Of Love Done Jumped down my Throat"
"I'll see Tommorrow Again If You'll Leave my Yesterdays Alone"
"You Shut The Door on The Big Toe Of My Heart"
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:36:47 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Ditter
i love that wino song, it is a classic...
my all time favorite is a johnny cash number, "i've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart"
"i've been washed down the sink, of your conscious...
in the theatre of your love, i lost my part...
and now you say you've got me out of your conscience,
i've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.."
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posted on
04/25/2003 7:38:01 PM PDT
by
teeman8r
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