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The Secret of American Foreign Affairs (For all football fans and players)
CNSNews.com ^ | April 29, 2003 | Stanley K. Ridgley, Ph.D.

Posted on 04/29/2003 12:07:02 PM PDT by Moosejaw

During his administration, Bill Clinton cut the United States Army from 18 active divisions to 10 and presided over an aimless "Blackhawk Down" foreign policy. How, then, could the U.S. military remain so formidable as to conquer Iraq, a nation of 24 million people, in three weeks?

A larger question is how does our military continue to outstrip the rest of the world in every category, from soldier training to leadership to the will to win? The answer to that question is one of the great secrets of American foreign affairs.

There is one primary reason for the rise of U.S. military power over the past century and its overwhelming capability to fight and win wars: American football.

Decried by some as a simple-minded sport that "glorifies" violence and appeals to the blue-collar, beer-bellied crowd, football is a phenomenon woven into America's social fabric and into the psyche of her people.

The United States is a football nation - football players and football fans - and this sociological factor sets Americans apart from every other nation on earth.

American football is a brutal collision sport in which every player's mettle is tested on every play. At its supreme level, the mutual human violence done in football is greater than that of any other sport in the world.

The only other sport that approaches football in bone-crunching controlled mayhem is rugby, another Anglo-Saxon game played almost exclusively by the British and Australians. Coincidentally, they were the two major powers providing ground troops for the war in Iraq.

Football is violent, but it is not aimless violence. Each individual collision is a tightly circumscribed competition that measures each man's heart, drive, intellect, skill and cunning.

On both sides of the ball, strategy and counterstrategy - the multiplicity of options on a single play - contrive to create an intricate and sophisticated contest. Football is as cerebral as it is violent.

The only people who cannot comprehend football's sophistication are snobs who would like nothing better than to believe that these slashing wide receivers and great gridiron behemoths smashing into each other are dumber than they are. What a devastating ego shock to realize that the average college professor would be incapable mentally, as well as physically, to play successfully the modern game of football.

Why incapable? Because a working intellect under intense psychological pressure and physical exhaustion is an entirely different quality than a working intellect languishing in the library.

Players must execute a sophisticated battle plan swiftly, decisively and flawlessly in extreme situations, while a similarly equipped and talented group of athletes is doing its best to stop them. Play after play, there is no room for error.

In football, there is no time for still more "resolutions." The threat must be perceived and evaluated and the correct decision made now or the consequences could be ignominious defeat. The ethos of football and its prerequisite talents, attitudes and qualities are inculcated in abundance in America's military leaders.

While the football ethos is reflected in America's national spirit and her military, the Europeans draw from a distinctly different sports tradition; one developed on the playing fields of Paris and Potsdam, Boulogne and Berlin.

The ethos of what Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld called "Old Europe" is exemplified in the game of soccer.

Soccer is a beautiful and well-powdered sport, much like "diplomacy," bringing to mind men in top hats and striped pants walking herky-jerky, as in black-and-white silent newsreels. Soccer is French jeu d'esprit, and it is the sport of the United Nations.

Soccer rules are easily understood, and the sport is imbued with a comradely egalitarian aspect. Players run about. They wave their arms. Sometimes, they fall down. Sometimes, they can even be tripped, and it is in these moments that Europeans first learn to be either bad actors or diplomats; tumbling on the turf, clutching a "bruised" shin, then bounding up unhurt to take a free kick (or a post-war oil concession.)

Soccer matches can and frequently do end in a tie. This abundance of scoreless ties leads one to suspect that for soccer players, as for U.N. diplomats, the goal is to stall until ultimately nothing is resolved, and no one can really be blamed. Tie-breaking "shootouts" in international play ought to be eliminated altogether, since an egalitarian draw of no winner, no loser, and no hurt feelings is a U.N. dream come true.

The activity, in the end, is pointless. But fans will neither despair nor rejoice at the outcome; aficionados in smoky salons, sipping espresso, can debate endlessly who played the better game.

Is it any wonder that the Old European nations shrink from decisive action, taking only tentative, mincing steps, hoping they'll never have to fight for anything and unable to decide firmly whether there is anything at all worth fighting for?

Consider also what American football is not. It is not about passing the buck, walking while others carry the load or debating until you are overcome by events. Nor is it about ennui, languor and the c'est la vie attitude.

Football is about character and courage, might and mettle, decisiveness, strength and stamina. It is about men who sacrifice, who dare great things and who are not afraid to win great victories.

Hundreds of thousands of American boys and young men play football each year, forging a distinctly American character in the fire of competition. This character is reflected in the American military and its successes.

I am not the first to claim more from sport than might be deserved. Arthur Wellesley, the Duke of Wellington, supposedly credited his victory over Napoleon at Waterloo to his having been schooled on the "playing fields of Eton," his famous alma mater. So mightn't there be substance here?

Perhaps. American football might not be the great secret of American foreign affairs success of the past 100 years, but it does capture much that is true about the United States and her mettle. And surely, it is one small part of why she is great.

Stanley K. Ridgley, Ph.D., is president of the Russian-American Institute and a former military intelligence officer.

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Not sure if I'm 100% in agreement, but I think there's something here.
1 posted on 04/29/2003 12:07:02 PM PDT by Moosejaw
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To: Moosejaw
I saw this, this morning... My first reaction was a comment I think George Will (huge baseball fan) made long ago denigrating football (I must paraphrase from a foggy memory): "Football combines the worst from American capitalism: aggression and violence interspersed by committee meetings."

But I actually agree with much of this guy's argument.

2 posted on 04/29/2003 12:11:59 PM PDT by ReleaseTheHounds
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The one flaw in this theory that I see is: They play ice hockey in Canada.

Go figure!
3 posted on 04/29/2003 12:12:52 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Moosejaw
Most of it sounds right to me.
4 posted on 04/29/2003 12:14:31 PM PDT by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Moosejaw
To quote a great American, Art Donovan:

AIN'T FOOTBALL GREAT?
5 posted on 04/29/2003 12:15:08 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: TomGuy
The one flaw in this theory that I see is: They play ice hockey in Canada.

Go figure!


Tom......hockey (The NHL) has the Lady Bing Award for "Most Gentlemanly Player" Does any guy want to have on his mantle-place an award named after a "Lady" for being "most gentlemanly"

And, Coalition-supporting Canuck Don Cherry (the hockey commentator) is famous for his calling Euro hockey players "sissies", "wimps", etc....

6 posted on 04/29/2003 12:20:21 PM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (We Buy No French Wine Because Of French Whine)
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Just sounds like a big football fan to me. I would love sports as much as this man if the pros weren't dominated by rapists, drug users, prima donnas, wife beaters, thugs, and other undesirables.
7 posted on 04/29/2003 12:22:22 PM PDT by DeuceTraveler
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To: TomGuy
"At its supreme level, the mutual human violence done in football is greater than that of any other sport in the world. "

Yes - but Hockey is also rather physically demanding, and, if anything, faster-paced than football.
8 posted on 04/29/2003 12:23:26 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: Moosejaw
Good article. I agree somewhat, but I believe hunting and shooting at an early age also contributes.
9 posted on 04/29/2003 12:25:48 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: canuck_conservative
obviously this author has not seen the Bengals play;)
10 posted on 04/29/2003 12:26:19 PM PDT by blue_nova
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To: Moosejaw
See prior discussion here
11 posted on 04/29/2003 12:28:37 PM PDT by Defiant (Iraqtion. That swelling pride that results from raising the staff of freedom.)
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To: Moosejaw; walkingdead
Freekin' A! Great read. Walking Dead and I have debated this very point over many a beer. This sounds like an 8 Fish night!

Soccer is good for two reasons, Girls can play too, and it keeps boys in shape for football.
12 posted on 04/29/2003 12:38:46 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: blue_nova
obviously this author has not seen the Bengals play;)

The Bengals are better used to demonstrate the role of "mimicry" in Nature. Similiar to how the inoffensive scarlet king snake mimics the coloration and patterns of the far more deadly coral snake, the Bengals disguise themselves as a professional football team. They are very similiar in appearance to the more dangerous football team known as the "Cleveland Browns", but don't be fooled.

If confronted by a member of either team, look for the tell-tale marks on the player's helmet. The Cincinnati Bengal will have "tiger-like" stripes covering both sides, whereas the Cleveland Brown has a single white stripe, bordered on each side by black stripes that run from the forehead to the back of the helmet.

You are also more likely to encounter a Cleveland Brown in the "end zone" than you are to find a Cincinnati Bengal. Cincinnati Bengals are usually found deep in their own territory, and spend a greater than average amount of time "defending".

13 posted on 04/29/2003 12:45:05 PM PDT by vollmond
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To: Moosejaw
Instant Replay is killing American Football by turning it into a UN-style debating society. "Embedding" the TV camera, with its indecisive angles, continues to be a mistake. Play the game and take the good calls with the bad.
14 posted on 04/29/2003 12:54:46 PM PDT by Tallguy
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To: Moosejaw
LOL! THis reminds of one of my football coaches in high school: during practice when he would yell SOCCER!! we had to respond: IS A COMMUNIST PLOT, COACH!! I loved that guy.
15 posted on 04/29/2003 1:56:31 PM PDT by pachanga
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To: DeuceTraveler
I would love sports as much as this man if the pros weren't dominated by rapists, drug users, prima donnas, wife beaters, thugs, and other undesirables.

How blanketly unfair and sterotypical. Pro leagues are hardly dominated by those types of people. Although press coverage of pro leagues are dominated by them. There are far more decent people in football that spend substantial time and money helping out the community, than there are "rapists, drug users , prima donnas, wife beaters, thugs, and other undesirables." It's a shame that the 5% of bad ones get 90% of the press.

16 posted on 04/29/2003 2:02:15 PM PDT by usapatriot28
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To: Moosejaw
This article reminds me of a "news" report on some comedy show some time during the Cold War in which was shown a bunch of particularly fanatical football fans, heads shaven, faces painted, yelling like their lives depended on it, and bare-chested in 5 degree temps (with lots of snow and wind). After about 30 seconds of this, a graphic came on at the bottom which said: "And this is only a stupid GAME - the Russkies had better watch out if Americans ever fight a WAR with them!" The screen then faded away to several 3-second shots of a squadron of B-52s dropping a big load somewhere, battleship broadsides with 16-inch guns, a Marine amphibious assault on some Pacific island, and a big artillery barrage by the Army - and then the words: "Brought to you by the United States Armed Forces - we don't f@#$ing play games."
17 posted on 04/29/2003 2:46:04 PM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: Moosejaw
And furthermore...
George Carlin compares football and baseball

"...In football, the object is for the quarterback, sometimes called the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack which may consist of power plays designed to punch holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball, the object is to get home . . . safe. "

18 posted on 04/29/2003 2:59:05 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: Moosejaw
Military = NFL.

So, what does that make golf? Here's a white-collar sport where the goal is impossible; no one will ever drive the little ball hundreds of yards off a tee into a hole eighteen times in a row. The winner is the person doing the least worst, nothing you can do effects anyone else, and nothing they do effects you. The Pope?
19 posted on 04/29/2003 3:44:27 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: mrsmith
College football began in 1869. I have long asserted that it mimics 19th Century infantry tactics: the two armies line up shoulder to shoulder; the offense tries to either punch a hole in the center or outflank the enemy on its way to the opponents' goal (capital). Field goals represent tactical victories reaching into the enemies' territory without reaching his capital, but are rewarded for disrupting his plans. Works pretty well until the introduction of the forward pass.

I compared our 3rd Inf Div tactics to an option play - our offense beat their defense to the corner, then turned it upfield.

20 posted on 04/29/2003 4:33:31 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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