ZIONISTS BEHIND IRAQ CASH CLAIMS, SAYS GALLOWAY

Daily Record (UK) ^ | Apr 30 2003

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

the veteran left-winger also denied he was guilty of treason

At least this British paper tells it like it is. In the USA, the only time you hear the expression "veteran left-winger" is when you're watching a hockey game.

[mewzilla]

Sounds like a non-denial denial to me...

[goldstategop]

Its all the eevil Jews fault Alert!!!

[veronica]

OK. So now we know he's a crook and and an anti-semite. Funny how those often go together.

[tcostell]

Scrape the dirt of a liberal and you find a fascist underneath... every time.

[Anamensis]

Oh, those naughty zionists again! What won't they think of next?? Why, I betcha they're the ones stealing one of my socks out of my washing machine every night! I bet they're the ones putting weeds in my garden! Darn zionists!

[Chipata]

"And he said prominent "zionist" figures were behind the cash from Saddam allegations"

This part is true. My uncle, Mortimer Goldberg, who is head of the Texas branch (Dallas headquarters) of the worldwide Jewish plot to take over the world, arranged that his Iraqi agent, Mustafa Cohen-Kamal, should plant the documents implicating Mr. Galloway. The documents were placed in the exact spot of the destroyed Iraq information ministry where Mr. Cohen-Kamal knew that days later a journalist from the Daily Telegraph would happen upon them when picking through the ruins.

Damn, we Jews are so wily.

P.S. When the great plan has succeeded I've been promised Houston all to myself. I am prepared to allow Christians to stay upon payment of 50% of their salary. Just so you all know.

[dighton]

When the great plan has succeeded I've been promised Houston all to myself.

Who's been handing out goodies without my approval?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You snooze, you lose. I've managed to get the rights to no less that 4 Midwestern cities and associated suburbs, and a 5th to be named later for my efforts. You just don't know how to suck up to the right Powers that Be.

I'm not going to be as heavy handed as Chipata, though. I figure i'll run all the Christians out by zoning any churches out of existence and opening adult bookstores across the street from each, while sucking up huge skim for "redevelopment" [wink, wink] projects, and running my gangs of minority thieves in a way that would make Fagin blush.

[general_re]

Personally, I've got a lock on the state of Florida, and after the initial round of forced circumcisions for the goyim, we'll move straight into repealing the usury laws to boost moneylending profits for the banks we control- which is all of them, natch. Then we'll just start foreclosing on anyone who is more than 24 hours late on a payment and doesn't know the secret Zionist handshake - we've got some of the locals for a little muscle...

Herschel Goldstein
Zionist-occupied Florida (ZOF)

[Alouette]

Ha! I have already raised the Zionist flag over Dearborn, MI!

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Herschel, how the hell were you able to get Florida? My wife has been whining about wanting a condo in Boca for years....

[mabelkitty]

I hope the zionists give me money.

[mabelkitty]

But, but, how can that be? Your residence tax is so high, and after all, we share the same God of Abraham!

Charging the Catholics, well that I understand.

snicker snicker

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You gotta know the right people, the secret handshake, and how to offer constructive suggestions at the planning meetings for the manipulation of media, entertainment and banking industries.

[mabelkitty]

Will you require all us shiksa to dress alike? I have to draw the line.

[L,TOWM]

>>>>>Who's been handing out goodies without my approval?<<<<

I swear it was'nt me. I was too busy trying to find enough infant's blood for all of our Pesach Matzah.

[Truthsayer20]

When everything else fails, blame the J-E-W-S.

[mabelkitty]

I'm a quick study.

I'll start by throwing out all the bingo players, then sending around the collection plates for the evil-doers to donate their ill gotten goods.

[Poohbah]

Me, I'm just taking Redmond, Washington...and a 10% tithe on Microsoft's gross :o)