Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Fox and Friends HILARIOUS!! WOW!!!

Posted on 05/01/2003 4:54:30 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55

Fox and Friends just had a guy on dressed up like a Frenchman with a phony french accent.

He took a sledge hammer to these little yellow heads...and put them in this big pot....

He said he was making weasel stew....

Then he took a sledgehammer to the Dixie Chicks CD..and put it in the pot...

Next he got a cover picture of Susan Sarandon and ripped it apart...put it into the pot...

Then he got another yellow head...and said it was Chirac..hammered it.... and put it into the pot...Brian Commented its YELLOW!!! Said it looked just like Chirac!

Then he ripped up the Dixie Chicks magazine cover...put it into the pot.

Then he said "Now we pour this no good French Wine into the pot"

Then he put butter into the pot...saying...The only thing the French like better than butter is the surrender!!

Said you could go to www.furiousfrenchman.com I believe.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; boycott; doocy; fox; foxandfriends; foxnews; france; kilmeade
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-89 next last

1 posted on 05/01/2003 4:54:31 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
He was going for the French flag when he was interrupted by breaking news.
2 posted on 05/01/2003 4:55:16 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
He said that the yellow heads were Chirac..Putin...and Gerhard Schorder.
3 posted on 05/01/2003 4:56:12 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
The French accent was on the mark...as he tore up the Sarandon picture...

"Susan Saradon she is a no good for a nobody."
4 posted on 05/01/2003 4:58:17 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
I hope they replay the part where they cut away.
5 posted on 05/01/2003 5:01:50 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rush agrees with me 98.5 % of the time.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Maybe it's funny. Maybe it's true.

But it could also be why this conservative cringes whenever he hears that "fair and balanced" BS.

ML/NJ

6 posted on 05/01/2003 5:02:23 AM PDT by ml/nj
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: GOPyouth; Texagirl4W; OBone; Stopislamnow; Mudboy Slim; joyce11111; StayoutdaBushesWay; ...
Brian Kilmeade Ping!
Let me know if you want on or off this list!
7 posted on 05/01/2003 5:03:23 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
If you have a problem with this, then I suggest you read Neil Cavuto's commentary from yesterday.
8 posted on 05/01/2003 5:04:00 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Lando Lincoln; M. Peach; Kewlhand`tek; StriperSniper; AmishDude; flynhghr; wbill; axel f; ...
PING!
9 posted on 05/01/2003 5:07:41 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Damn! Missed that, was checking the traffic and weather. :(
10 posted on 05/01/2003 5:11:05 AM PDT by StriperSniper (Frogs are for gigging)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Diogenesis
Bump...thought you would find this interesting...
11 posted on 05/01/2003 5:11:27 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: StriperSniper
I've got it on tape...if anybody has the ability to upload audio files I'd be willing to send it to them for upload so we can listen to it.
12 posted on 05/01/2003 5:12:11 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
But it could also be why this conservative cringes whenever he hears that "fair and balanced" BS.

I love it - when you have 5 people on the other side of the teeter-totter, you need to jump a little harder to try to balance the overall picture. besides, when FOX interviews left-wingers, they bring on some doozies and actually let them say their piece, only asking them to clarify/explain. The other networks either don't bring on the opposition, or they shout them down and then shmooze the lefties they bring on. I find FOX refreshing and encouraging - they seem intent on letting the world know the real differences between left/right agendas and pointing out the real insanities of many of the lefties - America needs the help and FOX provides some.

13 posted on 05/01/2003 5:12:32 AM PDT by trebb
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Huh?
14 posted on 05/01/2003 5:13:24 AM PDT by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: trebb
I agree. Last night on Hannity and Colmes there was a guest who is the lawyer for Hamas.
His name is Stephen Cohen and he believed that Bush and Tommy Franks should be tried for war crimes.
15 posted on 05/01/2003 5:14:25 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
It looked like Hannity and this Cohen guy were about to get into a fist fight.
16 posted on 05/01/2003 5:15:03 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
yeah, he was cruisin' for a bruisin'.
17 posted on 05/01/2003 5:17:06 AM PDT by fml (freedom begins with W!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: fml
Even Alan completely disagreed with him.
18 posted on 05/01/2003 5:17:41 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: Battle Axe
Ping.
19 posted on 05/01/2003 5:17:57 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Boycott Smuckers Jelly ! ! ! ! !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
E.D. was telling a story about a French restaurant she and Mr. Hill went to the other night (not French-owned). The sommelier suggested CA wines instead of the French wines!
20 posted on 05/01/2003 5:18:53 AM PDT by mewzilla
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
I missed it was too funny and you know this is the ONLY station that would allow this to happen. What was the breaking news?
21 posted on 05/01/2003 5:19:49 AM PDT by RepubMommy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: mewzilla
I heard that, I think she's full of garbage, but I would have ordered the Calif. wine, though.
22 posted on 05/01/2003 5:20:00 AM PDT by fml (freedom begins with W!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 20 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
"Even Alan completely disagreed with him."

Al Franken ain't gonna like that one bit. hahahaha

23 posted on 05/01/2003 5:23:17 AM PDT by rvoitier (There's too many ALs in this world: Al Qaeda Al Jezeera Al Gore Al Sharpton Al Franken)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: trebb
I love it - when you have 5 people on the other side of the teeter-totter, you need to jump a little harder to try to balance the overall picture. besides, when FOX interviews left-wingers, they bring on some doozies and actually let them say their piece, only asking them to clarify/explain. The other networks either don't bring on the opposition, or they shout them down and then shmooze the lefties they bring on. I find FOX refreshing and encouraging - they seem intent on letting the world know the real differences between left/right agendas and pointing out the real insanities of many of the lefties - America needs the help and FOX provides some.

I agree wholeheartedly. I do think they are a bit more right leaning then any other station, but they did bring in the other POV frequently and then may or may not refute it. The libs have all of the other stations, on their side, let us have this ONE.

24 posted on 05/01/2003 5:24:01 AM PDT by RepubMommy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Cringe all you want. But it's about time we had something that was fair and balanced.
25 posted on 05/01/2003 5:26:30 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (California wine beats French wine in blind taste tests. Boycott French wine.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: McLynnan
Fox & Friends ping
26 posted on 05/01/2003 5:26:51 AM PDT by RepubMommy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
If you send it to me in just about any digital audio format, I will do the appropriate formatting and host it on my server for posting here. Freep mail me for an email address.
27 posted on 05/01/2003 5:28:41 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ()
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Oh, how I love Cavuto's missives. He does hit the nail on the head and pulls no punches.

RIGHT ON NEIL!!!

28 posted on 05/01/2003 5:29:39 AM PDT by el_texicano
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Missed it. My TiVo only has a 30 minute buffer. Sounds funny, though.
29 posted on 05/01/2003 5:32:04 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Vs. CNN where they lie to the DumbaCrat voter for 10 years... I think I would rather have Fair and Balanced then left wing lies, but some people like they lies. I wonder what else CNN/ABC/CBS is lieing about Cuba maybe ?
30 posted on 05/01/2003 5:34:48 AM PDT by qwert (The left is made up of useful idots (Lenin))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Or maybe it's wonderful that poking fun at those who hate america is what endears FNC to the rest of us!
31 posted on 05/01/2003 5:35:28 AM PDT by OldFriend (without the brave, there would be no land of the free)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: qwert
Does anybody have that website address? I tried www.furiousfrenchman.com without any luck.
32 posted on 05/01/2003 5:36:13 AM PDT by exile (Exile)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Lawyer for Hamas...wouldn't you like to see the zeroes on his retainer check?
33 posted on 05/01/2003 5:36:48 AM PDT by Mamzelle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
If you have a problem with this, then I suggest you read Neil Cavuto's commentary from yesterday.
 
I missed it yesterday and wanted to read it myself.  I went to the Fox site and couldn't find it.  I may have missed it, do you happen to have a link?

34 posted on 05/01/2003 5:37:37 AM PDT by united1000
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
I wish I had seen the antics of this fake French guy. I usually check what's happening on Fox and Friends, but I was enjoying Carl Cameron's discussion (C-Span2) with High School students about politics and journalism.

That "french" guy sounds even more interesting than the anarchists that got so much air time on C-Span and other channels around the time of tthe 2000 elections and the inauguration.

The antics that the anarchists were planning were over the top. The antics of the anti-war protesters have gotten lots of major air time, too.

Come to think of it ... C-Span's Washington Journal has given so much time to guests who were spokespersons for Muslim countries and European countries who were anti-US, that it's nice to know Fox is letting someone with a different viewpoint exercise his right to freedom of expression. It's a nice spoof of the cooking segment of morning shows, and newsworthy as well.

I wish I had seen it...

35 posted on 05/01/2003 5:38:51 AM PDT by syriacus (Our tagline composers are assisting other customers. Your input is important to us. Enjoy the music)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Neil Cavuto Commentary, April 30, 2003
36 posted on 05/01/2003 5:40:17 AM PDT by tuna_battle_slight_return
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
If you have a problem with this, then I suggest you read Neil Cavuto's commentary from yesterday.

This is worth posting (the last line is the clincher):
I get critiques all the time, of course, but a missive from Harold E., prompts some elaborating. He e-mails the following:

"Cavuto, for a guy who never served his country or knew combat and likely hasn't know a day of physical hardship in his life, you have a royal nerve pulling off this Yankee Doodle Dandy crap. Give it a rest."

Well, first off, Harold, you don't have to serve in battle to know what battling difficulties is all about. I'll just leave that at that. And second, you don't have to serve in battle to appreciate those who do.

You go on to say my rah-rah patriotism wears on you. May I suggest you simply switch the channel. But before you do, hear this: I don't think it's a big deal to say a big thank you to those who protect me and you.

I don't think you have to wear a uniform to appreciate the uniform. I don't think it's a big deal to be grateful, or proud. I don't think it's a big deal to say I'm partial to a country I love, over a career I like.

You talk about my wearing patriotism on my sleeve. Try grasping it in your heart.

You say I'm hopelessly biased. You're exactly right.

I favor a country that fights evil over others that ignore it. I favor sticking up for soldiers all too many ignore. And I'm a shill for values I hold dear, than the rambling diatribes of dictators I do not.

You call me a moneyman with no heart. I call you an empty man with no soul.

37 posted on 05/01/2003 5:43:55 AM PDT by Alissa
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: RepubMommy
The breaking news was a cut to George W and the World Day of Prayer gathering. It was wonderful and was already being covered by MSNBC. CNN did not cover it at all. No surprise there. How could they continue to represent the Arab world if they show thiings like this? Just can't believe that network.
38 posted on 05/01/2003 5:49:20 AM PDT by sarasota
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
The NEWS is fair and balanced--the NEWS, not Fox & Friends.
39 posted on 05/01/2003 5:54:13 AM PDT by Sangria
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
We saw it...it was hilarious! We also heard President Bush speaking and the lovely, lovely voice of the singer who sang "Sweet Chariot"....WOW, what a range this woman had....puts Mariah Carey to shame....
40 posted on 05/01/2003 5:56:13 AM PDT by smiley
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
Neil Cavuto's commentary

Maybe you will tell me what this or any other opinion piece has to do with fair and balanced reporting.

ML/NJ

41 posted on 05/01/2003 6:00:05 AM PDT by ml/nj
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
LOL I typed "www.furiousfrenchman.com" into my address bar, and got nothing. Bummer. It sounded hilarious.

E.D. on Fox & Friends was the reason I started watching it in the first place. Whadda tomatah!

42 posted on 05/01/2003 6:00:32 AM PDT by FierceDraka ("I am not a number - I am a FREE MAN!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Hey, you're challenging the group-think. Stop it!

J
43 posted on 05/01/2003 6:00:47 AM PDT by J. L. Chamberlain
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Alissa
Cavuto does understand "battling difficulties" as he has MS. He addressed this a few months ago in a commentary after a listener "scolded" him for not mentioning it more often.
44 posted on 05/01/2003 6:00:59 AM PDT by codder too
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 37 | View Replies]

To: united1000
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,85637,00.html
45 posted on 05/01/2003 6:03:14 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: ConservativeMan55
I missed that this morning. I was taking my son to work and had the Imus program on, while driving home. What a mistake that was! Imus was ragging on the Fox News Channel, specifically E.D., Brian and Steve on Fox and Friends First. He repeatedly called them phonies, then rambled on about how he only likes O'Reilly, is a good friend of Roger Ailes', but that the Fox News Channel is bad news and that the people who watch it are trailer park trash. I wrote Fox and Friends to let them know, then I wrote Imus the following:

Imus:
Great way to start the morning, listening to you bad mouth Fox News Channel and calling their watchers trailer park trash. Well, I don't live in a trailer, or a trailer park, and still found your comments rather disgusting. Since I'm a Fox News Channel watcher, and since you choose to label me as trailer park trash, and since up until this morning I had been listening to your radio program, I guess that you could say you attract trailer park trash too. You underestimate the people who are Fox watchers. At least I know when I'm being demeaned, but unlike most of your listeners, I refuse to put up with it. I could care less what you think of the people who work for Fox News, but when you attack the people who watch it and also listen to your program, that takes the cake! I'd rather listen to the so-called "phony" people at Fox News, than listen to the "yes men" you have on your program who speak lock-step with you as if you were broadcasting from Nazi Germany. You might want to take a long, hard look at yourself before you call someone else "trailer trash."

46 posted on 05/01/2003 6:07:15 AM PDT by mass55th
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
But it could also be why this conservative cringes whenever he hears that "fair and balanced" BS.

Please -- get your eyes checked. They bring on just as many people we cannot stand to watch -- do a search through the threads of this site.

47 posted on 05/01/2003 6:10:45 AM PDT by Naspino
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: mass55th
I'd rather listen to the so-called "phony" people at Fox News, than listen to the "yes men" you have on your program who speak lock-step with you as if you were broadcasting from Nazi Germany.

You went over the top there; Godwin's law invoked!

J

48 posted on 05/01/2003 6:14:10 AM PDT by J. L. Chamberlain
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
The other morning shows are bastions of journalism and feature such informative snippets like cooking the books with Martha Stewart.
49 posted on 05/01/2003 6:15:23 AM PDT by IJCR2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: ml/nj
Your right, F&F should have burned the American flag as a counter-balance to the Frenchman!
50 posted on 05/01/2003 6:15:42 AM PDT by roses of sharon
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-89 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson