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Rosie Blames Fame for Weight [New Monthly Gay Column in Advocate Magazine]
Arizona Republic and Advocate Magazine ^ | May 13, 2003 | wire report staff

Posted on 05/08/2003 2:52:43 PM PDT by ewing

Rosie O' Donnell blames fame for making her fat.

O'Donnell writes in a column in the gay magazine 'The Advocate' that fame robbed her of her 'Yellow' which is her way of saying her energy or happiness.

O'Donnell said she got 'bigger and sadder' as she became more 'starved for yellow.'

O'Donnell's solution was to eat more and more.

O'Donnell said the bigger she got, the angrier she felt.

This is O'Donnell's first column since joining the Advocate as a regular contributor. It's in the May 13 issue.

(Excerpt) Read more at azcentral.com ...


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Too easy..
1 posted on 05/08/2003 2:52:44 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
If she's so unhappy being in the public eye, there's a simple solution.... LEAVE
2 posted on 05/08/2003 2:53:49 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
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To: ewing
Rosie Blames Fame for Weight

I thought it was just the reverse.

3 posted on 05/08/2003 2:54:31 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: ewing
Are we sure she didn't say "starved for Jello"?
4 posted on 05/08/2003 2:54:52 PM PDT by Argus
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To: So Cal Rocket
She'd never leave, then we wouldn't have to listen to the stupid things she says!
5 posted on 05/08/2003 2:55:11 PM PDT by ewing
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To: Argus
Starved for Mello bars?
6 posted on 05/08/2003 2:56:16 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
O'Donnell said she got 'bigger and sadder' as she became more 'starved for yellow.'
Starved for yellow? By that she means a rich custard, or a Bavarian cream filling, right?
7 posted on 05/08/2003 2:56:20 PM PDT by Asclepius (as above, so below)
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To: ewing

I think she meant yellow custard
WWAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH....I wanna be able to eat and not get fat!!! Lifes not fair.
8 posted on 05/08/2003 2:56:23 PM PDT by keithtoo (!)
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To: So Cal Rocket
Rosie O' Donnell blames fame for making her fat.

She should go on Dr. Phil.

9 posted on 05/08/2003 2:57:05 PM PDT by journey7873
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To: Asclepius
Krispy Kreme filling?
10 posted on 05/08/2003 2:57:23 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing

"I eat cuz I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy cuz I eat. It's a vicious cycle."
11 posted on 05/08/2003 2:58:24 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (All generalizations are false.)
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To: ewing
Do you really think it was a good idea to begin a thread about Rosie's eating habits?
12 posted on 05/08/2003 2:58:34 PM PDT by Radix
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To: ewing
Rosie writing an article on her dining habits for a homosexual magazine. Makes sense.
13 posted on 05/08/2003 3:00:21 PM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: ewing
Rosie should only lick the yellow and never starve and eat the yellow.

Whatever the yellow means in lesbo speak!
14 posted on 05/08/2003 3:00:49 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Free Republic, where leftist liars are exposed 24/7!)
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To: Future Snake Eater
Get in muh belly!!
15 posted on 05/08/2003 3:01:38 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
She should try to blame her appetite instead.
16 posted on 05/08/2003 3:02:16 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: Radix
Hindsight is 20/20..staring at the visage of 'Fat B*stard'
17 posted on 05/08/2003 3:02:38 PM PDT by ewing
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To: Gary Boldwater
Note the cognitive dissonance. If she was as fat as she believed she was famous, she'd be the size of two Goodyear blimps rather than just one.
Where was it she said,"no applause please, just throw donughts"
18 posted on 05/08/2003 3:02:54 PM PDT by Gary Boldwater
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To: ewing
If fame made her fat, why did she balloon after the show and endorsement deals ended?
19 posted on 05/08/2003 3:03:37 PM PDT by lainie
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There could be some truth in this ...Look what happened to Hillary !
20 posted on 05/08/2003 3:16:48 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: ewing
Yet another shining example of how the Left cannot accept personal responsbility.

I think this picture says it all...

-Jay

21 posted on 05/08/2003 3:17:51 PM PDT by Jay D. Dyson (Beware anyone who fears an armed citizenry. They have their reasons.)
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To: sushiman
Hillary doesn't need to eat, doesn't she drink the blood of rats to stay alive?
22 posted on 05/08/2003 3:20:22 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
Dear Officer Krupke...We're depraved because we're deprived.(West Side Story)

FMCDH

23 posted on 05/08/2003 3:20:28 PM PDT by nothingnew
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To: lainie
Because the bigot comedy bookers wouldn't let her work her new 'angry' man hating routines!
24 posted on 05/08/2003 3:22:15 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
Alternate explanation for her weight gain...

A hair ball ???
25 posted on 05/08/2003 3:29:25 PM PDT by drstevej
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To: ewing
So, she could had given up fame and pursued happiness--since she is basically saying that fame left her unfulfilled.

Or she could spend some of the money fame has brought her way and had a personal trainer.

Some solutions are too easy, I suppose.

BTW, is the fact that she substitutes "Yellow" for "energy" or "happiness" suposed to make her artistic, edgy, cutesy or someone with a limited functioning vocabulary?

26 posted on 05/08/2003 3:52:48 PM PDT by Ruth A.
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To: drstevej
If guns cause crime then forks make Rosie fat.
27 posted on 05/08/2003 4:06:39 PM PDT by nvcdl
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To: nvcdl
I think Rosie O'Donnell is in the middle of a big,fat nervous breakdown . She just gets wierder and wierder.

God help those poor kids that she is raising.
28 posted on 05/08/2003 4:21:34 PM PDT by Mears
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To: keithtoo

. . . . FOLLOW THE YELLOW TWINK ROAD!

29 posted on 05/08/2003 4:45:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Rosie the Munchin')
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To: ewing
Ugh. I know someone who worked for her. "Queen of Nice", she ain't. More like "Queen of the Psychotic Screaming Fits."
30 posted on 05/08/2003 4:53:49 PM PDT by lurky
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To: ewing

Too easy..

You said a mouthful.

31 posted on 05/08/2003 4:58:31 PM PDT by Fintan (FReepin' like a funky fool since...uh...wait: I gotta go check my homepage.)
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To: ewing
Sooooo. She ate the yellow snow?
32 posted on 05/08/2003 5:48:59 PM PDT by jim_trent
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To: ewing
Starved for yellow? And all this time I thought she was just starved for pink.
33 posted on 05/08/2003 6:34:54 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: nothingnew
"We're depraved because we're deprived".

In Reality,Rosie's depraved because she has no discipline. I thought maybe she worked out all that B.S. out in her book? I guess not. Just let it fester a little more now Rosie, and remember the real reasons you're not on TV anymore O.K.? People don't like you and your Socialist Opinions. LOL How the truth hurts,doesn't it

34 posted on 05/08/2003 6:49:33 PM PDT by Pagey (Hillary Rotten is a Smug , Holier-Than-Thou Socialist)
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To: ewing
. . . she became more 'starved for yellow.'


35 posted on 05/08/2003 8:24:54 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (She needed her Happy Meal.)
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To: fhayek
LMAO!
36 posted on 05/08/2003 8:28:50 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: ewing
heh!

"Rosie Blames Fame for Weight"

Well, I blame too much food and not enough exercise.
37 posted on 05/08/2003 9:55:49 PM PDT by lainie
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To: lainie
If fame makes you fat, I will be on the next cover of Rolling Stone!
38 posted on 05/08/2003 10:06:04 PM PDT by chuckles
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To: ewing
She was fat PRIOR to (Sorry) "making it big"!

She used to host one of the stand up comedy shows with her little flashlight and she was no size 6 then either!!!
39 posted on 05/08/2003 10:21:49 PM PDT by Kay Soze (France helped Osama Bin Laden kill 3,000 US citizens in New York on Sept 11,2001.)
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