The Yellow (by Rosie O'Donnell)

The Advocate ^ | May 27, 2003 | Rosie O'Donnell

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I think I just vomited some yellow myself.

[wideawake]

All that carpet has eroded her brain.

[Jack of all Trades]

What planet is she from?

What planet is she ON?

[petitfour]

Me, too.

Bile!

[netmilsmom]

Anyone ever read "Sybil"?
The Purple, the purple!!!!!

[TC Rider]

Rosie just pissed herself.

[TheBigB]

Okay, what kinda crap is this? "I believed in their yellow." "They got yellow from me" "I felt yellow giving it to them." Was this ghostwritten by a six-year-old? What does it even mean?

[RichInOC]

I swear to God, I had to double-check this to make sure this was the Advocate and not the Onion.

[JeeperFreeper]

First time through this article it made almost no sense. When I substituted the word " bullsh*t" for "yellow", it was comprehensible. Try it, you'll see.

[ServesURight]

Classic symptoms of depression.

When your personal life and career has suffered a meltdown, exhibit emotions of "finding peace and solitude" and "inner strength" or indulge in some other new age crap.

In other words, Thornsie is simply crying out for attention and nobody's listening.

[Mister Magoo]

[egarvue]

Wow. I thought that Michael Moore and Eminem were just scuzzbags and societal parasites. I find out now that they are the embodiments of Rosie's mystical "yellow".

Rosie shouldn't write articles when tripping on acid...

[axel f]

I've read this five times now, and I can't figure out what she's trying to say. This is one sad woman.

I'm sure it's really deep though and a boor like me couldn't possibly understand its meaning.

[risen_feenix]

Keep it up, Rosie, an excellent job as always. Republicans couldn't do as good a job as you do in convincing the country that Democrats are irrelevant. Keep it coming, big girl.

[Die_Hard Conservative Lady]

What "yellow" stuff is she smoking? Is she on medication or what? What an idiot! I can't stand her, and when she insulted Tom Selleck I was mad!!!!!!!!

[TC Rider]

I'm just mad about Saffron.
A-Saffron's mad about me.
I'm-a just mad about Saffron.
She's just mad about me.

They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow.

I'm just mad about Frontine.
A-Frontine's mad about me.
I'm-a just mad about-a Frontine.
A-She's just mad about me.

They call me Mellow Yellow.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow.

Born-a high forever to fly.
Wind-a velocity nil.
Born-a high forever to fly.
If you want your cup, I will fill.

They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow.

So mellow yellow..

Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase.

They call it Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow.

Saffron, yeah.
I'm just-a mad about her.
I'm-a just-a mad about-a Saffron.
She's just mad about me.

They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow.

Oh, so yellow..
Oh, so mellow..

[r9etb]

Fat is yellow. Other than that, I have no clue about what she's talking about.

[TC Rider]