In my uneducated opinion, your's is a nicely crafted albeit convoluted argument that conveniently omits certain mitigating circumstances surrounding that which you characterize as “the event” and further assumes "facts" that have not been clearly established. I gather you are on the plaintiff’s side more often that the defendant’s. My father the defense attorney warned my about folks like you.
In any event, I have obviously picked a fight which I have no chance of winning. You may have the last shot.