US Muslims plan to launch cable TV network

khilafah ?? ^ | 5/17/03

[knak]

Yet another reason not to watch TV.

[Petronski]

There isn't a single recurring Muslim character, for example, on a sitcom...

Islam isn't very funny.

[joesnuffy]

whats next muslim history month?

[aimhigh]

OK folks, it's up to us to come up with their program schedule. I'll begin:

8:00 am - Making your own dymamite vests.
8:30 am - How to persecute other faiths.
9:00 am - Lying for Allah.

[philo]

9:00 - 10:00 Calypso Hour with Louis Farrakan

[dagnabbit]

American Muslims who have nothing to do with terrorism

Individual muslims collectively comprise the pond in which muslim terrorists swim and thrive with impunity. Every American muslim has something to do with muslim terrorism in America.

[dufekin]

Muslim Americans will celebrate and enjoy freedom of the press. Oh, yeah, and capitalism.

Funny thing is, most Muslim countries--including every Arab nation, except Israel wherein Arabs and Muslims are both minorities--don't know either of these. Then again, a large proportion of these people (all of 'em, I would hope) came to America to escape life under an assortment of ruthless despots, military dictators, terrorist ringleaders, absolute monarchs, brutal tyrants, power-crazed ayatollahs, mad mullahs, oppressive autocrats, and other miscellaneous strongmen.

[aimhigh]

10:00 am - Managing four wives.
11:00 am - Star Trek - Klingon leadership.
12:00 noon - Virgins in Paradise.
1:00 pm - Jihad

[gcruse]

SUNDAY:
0800 - My 33 Sons
0830 - Osama Knows Best
0900 - I Dream of Jihad
0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
0800 - Husseinfeld
0900 - Mad About Everything
0930 - Monday Night Stoning
1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
1030 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
0800 - Wheel of Terror
0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 - Saddam's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 - No Survivor

WEDNESDAY:
0800 - Beat the Press
0830 - When Kurds Attack
0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
1000 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
Veils
0930 - Married with 139 Children
1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
0900 - Teletalibans
0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You ?
1000 - Gas in the City

SATURDAY:
0800 - Judge Jihad
0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
0930 - Cave and Garden Television
1000 - No-Witness News

Sent by Nazanin

[Torie]

an initiative to convey the truth about themselves

Conveying the "truth" is a heavy lifting task indeed. Creating a vehicle with a sectarian slant is ill suited to that task, but perhaps, with the cacaphony of voices which this great nation of ours tolerates in a way no other place on this planet does, adding such a voice is valuable in the larger scheme, however biased. It might enrich the public square, if only to put forward American Muslim issues up for debate. Other voices can decry whatever BS emanates in real time, ASAP. ASAP is a profound change by the way in the public square. BS has a shorter half life than ever, with watchdogs prowling everywhere. And that systemic change is simply marvelous, and a marvel for this old bod of the modern age.

[dts32041]

You mean CNN is now becoming FINN (Fascoislamic News Network)

[philo]

2pm Make Room For Allah
3pm Osama Knows Best

[MinuteGal]

Watching re-runs of "Beau Geste" is enough Muslimism for me.

Leni

[MeekMom]

re: Post #4
...and lest we forget; "Convert or Kill!"

[MeekMom]

re: post #6
Truer words have not been spoken, Period.

[philo]

Osama Knows Best

Now what's the odds of us both coming up with that

[knak]

rofl ... Let's Mecca Deal!

[white trash redneck]

A Muslim moderate thinks the Holocaust didn't happen. A Muslim extremist thinks that it did, and that it was a good thing.

[aimhigh]

About six million to eight million Muslims currently reside in the United States.

A lie. They came up with this number in order to be considered just a little more numerous than the Jews.