The logic of evolutionism and belief we are descendants of other kinds of creatures leads to this absurdity of delcaring chimps to be human. It will now lead to lawyers arguing in court for their human rights. I suppose they will vote Democratic party line.
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05/20/2003 2:05:11 PM PDT by
kkindt
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248 posted on
05/21/2003 7:05:21 AM PDT by
Fintan
(I don't like tag lines so I sunbathe nude.)
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I suppose they will vote Democratic party line. Not only vote it, they're destined to become its leaders.
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Sorry, thought this thread was about the "Six French journalists detained on arrival at Los Angeles".
261 posted on
05/21/2003 10:58:06 AM PDT by
husky ed
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To: kkindt
OK, another song lyric:
"Apeman" - by The Kinks:
I think I'm sophisticated 'cause I'm living my life like a good homo sapiens
But all around me everybody's multiplying and they're walking round they're cryin' man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in the cages in the zoo man
Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an apeman.
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cause I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more,
I don't want to die in a nuclear war.
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman.
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky,
Compared to the clouds as they roll by,
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman.
In man's evolution he's created the city and the motor traffic rumble.
But give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle.
Cause the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in the coconut trees.
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an apeman.
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodo man, oh I'm an apeman
I look out the window but I can't see the sky,
The air pollution is a-###king up my eyes,
I want to get out of this city alive and make like an apeman.
Oh come on and love me, be my apeman girl
And we'll be so happy in my apeman world.
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane,
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane,
We'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day, just like an apeman.
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodo man, oh I'm an apeman
I don't feel safe in this world no more,
I don't want to die in a nuclear war.
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman.
262 posted on
05/21/2003 11:12:37 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
To: kkindt
I suppose they will vote Democratic party line. I doubt it, I think they are probably to intelligent to be a democrat.
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I suppose they will vote Democratic party line.
I think that's the idea.
-Eric
321 posted on
05/22/2003 4:25:57 AM PDT by
E Rocc
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First step to affording Chimps HUMAN rights, then marriage with humans, after a few years of lawsuits legalizing beastiality, then there own TV shows, American Primate Idol. Ahhh.....left-wing ideas just soooooothe the soul.
327 posted on
05/22/2003 5:32:34 AM PDT by
PISANO
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Er, ummm, except that no matter what, they are not human and we are not chimps or apes, don't care how it gets spun! Just plain dumb and dumber feeling their oats again, right?
Jane Goodall's hello from chimps in chimp language is the real convincer, no matter how much Hillary is a sound alike.
329 posted on
05/22/2003 5:41:39 AM PDT by
wingnuts'nbolts
(Just love the cluessness of these people.)
To: kkindt
Yeah, but...
Chimps have 48 chromosomes, four more than your average demo.
407 posted on
05/22/2003 3:54:59 PM PDT by
djf
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Chimps Now to be Considered Humans
Looks as though the lumpers are making their move. Bonabo sexuality appears to be almost as diverse as that of humans. I still wouldn't want to eat hors d'oeuvres prepared by chimps.
416 posted on
05/22/2003 6:56:06 PM PDT by
aruanan
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421 posted on
05/22/2003 7:06:04 PM PDT by
Bob J
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bump
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In California can the chimps decide their gender?
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Did anyone else read that headline as "Chimps Now to be Considered Hamas"? I'll admit I did a double-take when I first saw it.
454 posted on
04/22/2004 5:00:52 PM PDT by
FreedomCalls
(It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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