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Yahoo ^ | May 29, 2003

Posted on 05/29/2003 5:38:15 PM PDT by Alouette

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson insists he never sexually assaulted the woman he was jailed for raping in 1991, but talking about her makes him so angry he wants to rape her now. In a Fox News interview to be broadcast May 29, 2003, Tyson calls former beauty queen Desiree Washington 'a lying, monstrous young lady' and says, 'I just hate her guts.' Tyson is shown at a news conference at the Grand Casino in Tunica, Mississippi, in this February 20, 2003 file photo. Photo by Peter Jones/Reuters
Thu May 29, 4:57 PM ET

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson insists he never sexually assaulted the woman he was jailed for raping in 1991, but talking about her makes him so angry he wants to rape her now. In a Fox News interview to be broadcast May 29, 2003, Tyson calls former beauty queen Desiree Washington 'a lying, monstrous young lady' and says, 'I just hate her guts.' Tyson is shown at a news conference at the Grand Casino in Tunica, Mississippi, in this February 20, 2003 file photo. Photo by Peter Jones/Reuters


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: african; animal; black; boxer; caveman; donking; freak; miketyson; smelly; tyson

1 posted on 05/29/2003 5:38:15 PM PDT by Alouette
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To: Alouette
"Rethithtanth ith futile."
2 posted on 05/29/2003 5:39:59 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Alouette
"All yo baith are belongth to uth"
3 posted on 05/29/2003 5:41:23 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Alouette
I thought the chips they inserted under a dog's skin weren't supposed to show.

Maybe pitbull owners are trying to start a new fad.
4 posted on 05/29/2003 5:42:11 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: Paul Atreides; Alouette
(in high squeaky voice) "Call me Ithmael."
5 posted on 05/29/2003 5:42:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Alouette
I've never understood how someone could want to have sex with someone they hate.
6 posted on 05/29/2003 5:42:45 PM PDT by NativeNewYorker (Freepin' Jew Boy)
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To: Alouette
Whatchutalkinbout?
7 posted on 05/29/2003 5:43:11 PM PDT by b4its2late ("Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back'))
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To: Alouette
A direct sound byte from Mike.
8 posted on 05/29/2003 5:43:27 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Alouette
"This stuff will wash off, right?"
9 posted on 05/29/2003 5:43:47 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Alouette
Actually he said, "I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her."

I don't think I can top that in this "Caption This" category.

10 posted on 05/29/2003 5:43:59 PM PDT by D. Brian Carter
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To: Alouette
THOP thrairin!!.....you frickin #%$^$##^&*(^&
11 posted on 05/29/2003 5:44:15 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude (The New York Times-National Enquirer...one and the same)
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To: Alouette
''I never had sexual relations with that woman''
12 posted on 05/29/2003 5:44:37 PM PDT by Happygal
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To: NativeNewYorker
Native...exactly! I remember, as a teen, the first time I heard someone express hatred in a sexual way. Sure confused me: I thought gettin' THAT CLOSE indicated GREAT AFFECTION!
13 posted on 05/29/2003 5:45:05 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: martin_fierro
"call me "Queegkwegth"

FMCDH

14 posted on 05/29/2003 5:45:50 PM PDT by nothingnew (the pendulum swings and the libs are in the pit)
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To: Alouette
You forgot the [barf alert]
15 posted on 05/29/2003 5:46:54 PM PDT by pcx99
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To: Alouette
Actually, this one is more accurate.
16 posted on 05/29/2003 5:47:13 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Alouette
"Stop me before I kill (or rape) again!"
17 posted on 05/29/2003 5:48:00 PM PDT by CFC__VRWC
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To: martin_fierro
"Hey thweety, wanna come choke my Tython chicken?"
18 posted on 05/29/2003 5:49:25 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Alouette
"I did not have thex wit dat woman!"
19 posted on 05/29/2003 5:52:56 PM PDT by .375H-n-H
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To: Paul Atreides
Ith thith the Tython chicken with which Hillary hatched the profitable egg$$$$?
20 posted on 05/29/2003 5:54:07 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: bannie
It'th a pothibility.
21 posted on 05/29/2003 5:55:38 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Alouette
The strongest argument for evolution to date.
22 posted on 05/29/2003 5:55:52 PM PDT by tame (If I must be the victim of a criminal, please let it be Catwoman! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
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To: .375H-n-H
"I did not have thex wit dat woman!"

"But, there were a couple of puny guyth in prithon."

23 posted on 05/29/2003 5:56:59 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: bannie
Wooking por nub in all the wong pwaces.
24 posted on 05/29/2003 5:58:31 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Alouette
Of corth it hurt! It wath ironed on.
25 posted on 05/29/2003 5:59:20 PM PDT by FixitGuy
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To: tame
naw...That's an entirely different species...He's the only one left and was hatched from a rock. Fortunately, he seems unable to reproduce.
26 posted on 05/29/2003 5:59:28 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: Alouette
This symbol equates to my brain... convoluted and with no meaning.
27 posted on 05/29/2003 6:00:41 PM PDT by Maigrey (Member of the Dose's Jesus Freaks, Jack Straw Fan Club, and Gonzo News Service)
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To: Happygal
Where do you think HillBill got the idea?
28 posted on 05/29/2003 6:01:28 PM PDT by Maigrey (Member of the Dose's Jesus Freaks, Jack Straw Fan Club, and Gonzo News Service)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Wooking por nub in all the wong pwaces.

Isn't that what Monica said, in her testimony?

29 posted on 05/29/2003 6:02:03 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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To: Alouette

"Thee dith look on my faith?

Dith is gonna be wha you looth lith when I punth you in the uterus."
30 posted on 05/29/2003 6:02:34 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: Alouette
What??!! .... You don't talk to Mike that way .... You F*#$*** #$&#(&(*#&(*&#*!(#*&*(#&*%^#$&%^&$*^%&^!$&^#&$^&#$^&!^$&#^$&^!$&#$^&#$^&#^$& !!!!!!!!!!!!!
31 posted on 05/29/2003 6:05:21 PM PDT by rs79bm (The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... R. Limbaugh)
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To: Alouette
Wobbin.....Wobbin.....where's my prozac?
32 posted on 05/29/2003 6:06:38 PM PDT by Arpege92
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To: Alouette
And many Americans say ...All people are created equal..Intellectually, emotionally, morally, physically etc?

But this being is simpy a bona fide moronic goon!!!

33 posted on 05/29/2003 6:07:13 PM PDT by rmvh
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To: bannie
Fortunately, he seems unable to reproduce.

Even the thought disgusts me. I truly loathe that animal.

34 posted on 05/29/2003 6:07:33 PM PDT by tame (If I must be the victim of a criminal, please let it be Catwoman! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
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To: All


35 posted on 05/29/2003 6:10:01 PM PDT by Coleus (God is Pro Life and Straight)
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To: Coleus
The loathsome animal has only a brain stem: He has joy over sex and food. He has anger over no sex and no food. He loves the smell of blood because it means "food."
36 posted on 05/29/2003 6:20:02 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: bannie
Yes, the epitome.
37 posted on 05/29/2003 6:22:51 PM PDT by Coleus (God is Pro Life and Straight http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/notify?detach=1)
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To: Alouette
"I gonna gie dat lyin' wumon Desiree wha' she wanted: apiece of da rock!"
38 posted on 05/29/2003 6:37:52 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Alouette
Friends, Romans, Countrymen; Lend Me Your Ears.
39 posted on 05/29/2003 6:44:00 PM PDT by MichiganCheese
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To: Alouette
Got scallop?
40 posted on 05/29/2003 6:46:59 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Alouette
"I gueth I blockt too many puncheths with my faith"
41 posted on 05/29/2003 6:51:17 PM PDT by UCFRoadWarrior (Now If We Can Just Get The US Senate Democrats To Run Off To Oklahoma....)
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To: MichiganCheese
ha! He wants 'em to KEEP!
42 posted on 05/29/2003 6:57:18 PM PDT by bannie (Carrying the burdon of being a poor speller--mixed with the curse of verbosity)
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To: Alouette
Bill Clinton is my role model!
43 posted on 05/29/2003 7:42:32 PM PDT by Mfkmmof4
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To: tame
Or birth CONTROL!!!!
44 posted on 05/29/2003 7:50:04 PM PDT by cavtrooper21 ("..he's not heavy, sir. He's my brother...")
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To: cavtrooper21
Or birth CONTROL!!!!

Yup!

45 posted on 05/29/2003 7:57:27 PM PDT by tame (If I must be the victim of a criminal, please let it be Catwoman! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
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To: Coleus

46 posted on 05/29/2003 8:40:30 PM PDT by Moosefart
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To: Alouette
You can take the animal out of the jungle, but you can't make him think.
47 posted on 05/29/2003 8:54:51 PM PDT by A6M3
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To: Moosefart
LOL and I bet he smells like a moose fart too.
48 posted on 05/29/2003 9:27:00 PM PDT by Coleus (God is Pro Life and Straight http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/notify?detach=1)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Hillary-ous!!!
49 posted on 05/30/2003 9:50:30 AM PDT by WellsFargo94
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50 posted on 05/30/2003 9:51:50 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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