Caption This (don't ask)

Yahoo ^ | May 29, 2003

[Alouette]

Thu May 29, 4:57 PM ET

Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson insists he never sexually assaulted the woman he was jailed for raping in 1991, but talking about her makes him so angry he wants to rape her now. In a Fox News interview to be broadcast May 29, 2003, Tyson calls former beauty queen Desiree Washington 'a lying, monstrous young lady' and says, 'I just hate her guts.' Tyson is shown at a news conference at the Grand Casino in Tunica, Mississippi, in this February 20, 2003 file photo. Photo by Peter Jones/Reuters

[Paul Atreides]

"Rethithtanth ith futile."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

"All yo baith are belongth to uth"

[bannie]

I thought the chips they inserted under a dog's skin weren't supposed to show.

Maybe pitbull owners are trying to start a new fad.

[martin_fierro]

(in high squeaky voice) "Call me Ithmael."

[NativeNewYorker]

I've never understood how someone could want to have sex with someone they hate.

[b4its2late]

Whatchutalkinbout?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

A direct sound byte from Mike.

[gov_bean_ counter]

"This stuff will wash off, right?"

[D. Brian Carter]

Actually he said, "I just hate her guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did now. But now I really do want to rape her."

I don't think I can top that in this "Caption This" category.

[ThreePuttinDude]

THOP thrairin!!.....you frickin #%$^$##^&*(^&

[Happygal]

''I never had sexual relations with that woman''

[bannie]

Native...exactly! I remember, as a teen, the first time I heard someone express hatred in a sexual way. Sure confused me: I thought gettin' THAT CLOSE indicated GREAT AFFECTION!

[nothingnew]

"call me "Queegkwegth"

FMCDH

[pcx99]

You forgot the [barf alert]

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Actually, this one is more accurate.

[CFC__VRWC]

"Stop me before I kill (or rape) again!"

[Paul Atreides]

"Hey thweety, wanna come choke my Tython chicken?"

[.375H-n-H]

"I did not have thex wit dat woman!"

[bannie]

Ith thith the Tython chicken with which Hillary hatched the profitable egg$$$$?

[Paul Atreides]

It'th a pothibility.

[tame]

The strongest argument for evolution to date.

[Paul Atreides]

"I did not have thex wit dat woman!"

"But, there were a couple of puny guyth in prithon."

[gov_bean_ counter]

Wooking por nub in all the wong pwaces.

[FixitGuy]

Of corth it hurt! It wath ironed on.

[bannie]

naw...That's an entirely different species...He's the only one left and was hatched from a rock. Fortunately, he seems unable to reproduce.

[Maigrey]

This symbol equates to my brain... convoluted and with no meaning.

[Maigrey]

Where do you think HillBill got the idea?

[Paul Atreides]

Wooking por nub in all the wong pwaces.

Isn't that what Monica said, in her testimony?

[Malsua]

"Thee dith look on my faith?

Dith is gonna be wha you looth lith when I punth you in the uterus."

[rs79bm]

What??!! .... You don't talk to Mike that way .... You F*#$*** #$&#(&(*#&(*&#*!(#*&*(#&*%^#$&%^&$*^%&^!$&^#&$^&#$^&!^$&#^$&^!$&#$^&#$^&#^$& !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arpege92]

Wobbin.....Wobbin.....where's my prozac?

[rmvh]

And many Americans say ...All people are created equal..Intellectually, emotionally, morally, physically etc?

But this being is simpy a bona fide moronic goon!!!

[tame]

Fortunately, he seems unable to reproduce.

Even the thought disgusts me. I truly loathe that animal.

[Coleus]

[bannie]

The loathsome animal has only a brain stem: He has joy over sex and food. He has anger over no sex and no food. He loves the smell of blood because it means "food."

[Coleus]

Yes, the epitome.

[lilylangtree]

"I gonna gie dat lyin' wumon Desiree wha' she wanted: apiece of da rock!"

[MichiganCheese]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen; Lend Me Your Ears.

[Consort]

Got scallop?

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"I gueth I blockt too many puncheths with my faith"

[bannie]

ha! He wants 'em to KEEP!

[Mfkmmof4]

Bill Clinton is my role model!

[cavtrooper21]

Or birth CONTROL!!!!

[tame]

Or birth CONTROL!!!!

Yup!

[Moosefart]

[A6M3]

You can take the animal out of the jungle, but you can't make him think.

[Coleus]

LOL and I bet he smells like a moose fart too.

[WellsFargo94]

Hillary-ous!!!

[Mr. Mojo]